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| Better Living Through Chemistry Discussions of any and all sorts of mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, and altered states. Please try to keep your conversations "theoretical" in nature, since this is an open conference. |
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#1
 2008-04-13, 09:47
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Bean_Doodle 
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Well it fucking figures!
So I got arrested today
I was smoking weed for the first time with my friends.
Oh snap, a cop car comes ( we were outside)
So we fucking cheese it, like, really.
It was unbelievable, I got such a fucking adrenaline rush, I just ran forever and jumped fences and shit.
Then I slowed turn and turned into a park to catch my breath.
I see someone walking behind me, so I walk slowly to not appear suspicous.
Oh fuck, it was a cop.
"YOU RIGHT THERE! FREEZE!" he shouted and ran at me.
So I stopped and held up my hands, cuz I realised deafeat.
So he charges at me, grabs me by the coat and my arm, and slams me onto a table, he then calls for backup.
Shortly later he yanks me up and escorts me to a black van with 4 cops waiting.
He slams me against the car, and the 4 cops hold me down and frisk me.
Then he talks about how theyre gonna make me talk and shit.
Im like "lol youre gonna torture me?"
He was like "well..." then like F U and he slammed me against the car again.
Then they started interviewing me and I said some random shit about my rights and my ccharges and lawyer and shit.
He was like "lolwat, this aint no movie kid, this is sweden!"
I was like "well...oh"
Then it turns out, Im suspected for murderthreats =O
say whaaaaaat
Eventually things get settled and they realise Im harmless.
Then I talk to two like special cops who deal with minors. (Im 17)
So moral of the story, my dad hates me and Im gonna have to piss in a cup for 2years.
Whoops.
But I felt pretty badass walking up to all them cops all escorted and shit, I felt powerful.
I didn't feel so great about naming my friends tho :(
I feel like a fucking douche and rightly so.
Fuuck...
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#2
 2008-04-13, 09:55
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
What does this have to do with mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, or altered states?
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#3
 2008-04-13, 09:58
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
I didn't feel so great about naming my friends tho :(
I feel like a fucking douche and rightly so.
Fuuck...
That's because you are a pathetic fucking douche. I'd bitchslap you if I was there.
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#4
 2008-04-13, 09:59
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moonmeister 
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
Besides...you made a typo in your age. It's "13" isn't it?
Another greener smoking in a playground or schoolyard? Some place the cops check regularly? I hope you 'membered to wear cheese-eating grins while you were be all cool/rebellious?
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#5
 2008-04-13, 10:05
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42Oinchrims 
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
jsut cuz u were high when this happened doesnt mean it belongs here you fucking snitch. Your story doesnt even make sense,what did they charge you with, and how can u get put on probation if you didnt get a conviction, mabe sweden is just as fucked up as you being a snitch.
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#6
 2008-04-13, 10:08
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moonmeister 
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
Be funny if an observer saw it go down & could report that the cop was going somewhere else & didn't even notice them. :D
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#7
 2008-04-13, 10:18
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Lazarus 
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
ahhh there's so much hate going around... it's refreshing
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#8
 2008-04-13, 10:27
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Inside the green box
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
OP is a virgin.
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#9
 2008-04-13, 10:28
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moonmeister 
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
Virgin squirrel. Did you see the way he ran? 
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#10
 2008-04-13, 12:25
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
Am i the first to call troll?
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#11
 2008-04-13, 13:15
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Bean_Doodle 
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
Haha if only
This aint no troll, I actually did fail this hard.
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#12
 2008-04-13, 13:33
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watchmeburn 
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
But I felt pretty badass walking up to all them cops all escorted and shit, I felt powerful.
You felt powerful after being caught...?
And you gave them names? A valuable mate your friends have there. What were you thinking?
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#13
 2008-04-13, 14:02
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fat_thighs 
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
Chill. You live in Sweden. What is your punishment, a finger wagging? I'd be in a local jail on charges that could put me in prison for the next year if I did in America what you did.
Get a friend's piss, keep smoking, and be glad you live in a tolerant country.
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#14
 2008-04-13, 14:26
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Bean_Doodle
Haha if only
This aint no troll, I actually did fail this hard.
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have a good life.
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#15
 2008-04-13, 15:14
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
you're a bitch you could have gotten away scott-free if you weren't possessing.
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#16
 2008-04-13, 15:16
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
Why did you drop names you stupid fuck?
That wouldn't even get you out of trouble, for WEED?!
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#17
 2008-04-13, 15:38
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cid 
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
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I didn't feel so great about naming my friends tho :(
I feel like a fucking douche and rightly so.
Fuuck...
It's because you are a snitch and you should feel that way for being a rat. By the way your whole story is lame as hell.
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#18
 2008-04-13, 15:39
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
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Originally Posted by stupid noob
What does this have to do with mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, or altered states?
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Nothing, its just the league of the fact he is just a little shit head that glorifies the living fuck out of every piece of shit thing that he does/ come into contact with.
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#19
 2008-04-13, 16:37
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
Thats not wierd..
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#20
 2008-04-13, 18:17
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Bean_Doodle 
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
Nothing, its just the league of the fact he is just a little shit head that glorifies the living fuck out of every piece of shit thing that he does/ come into contact with.
That's the only way to live.
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#21
 2008-04-13, 20:36
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
oh bean we meet again...
how the mighty have fallen... a breakup, a arrest...so much fail, so much...
bean, it must stop. the analytic ramblings in your mind put onto text...
Go live your life! And get out of S&A, that shit causes thoses ramblings...
be free, young...
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#22
 2008-04-13, 20:46
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
You fucking narked out all your friends over weed?!
I hope this is a troll thread, anybody who narks out a friend thinking it will get them out of trouble need a fucking beating. 
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#23
 2008-04-13, 22:33
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shrek45 
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
So I got arrested today
I didn't feel so great about naming my friends tho
you bitch, you named them to the police, so how can you call them your firends, friends dont do shit like that, if you did that around where i am from, you'd get a beat down and you'd be very lucky if you didnt have to go to the hospital right away
murder/suicide, thats your only option cause you are the scum of the earth
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#24
 2008-04-13, 22:36
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Re: Well it fucking figures!
there are way too many drug penalty threads.
this is not included in "Discussions of any and all sorts of mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, and altered states."
Edit - bunch of people beat me to it
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