Ok I know stealing is bad and stealing drugs is probably worse but my nieborgh behing me has been calling the cops and getting my project cars tagged then I have to move them for a while then bring them back which i figured has cost me 2grand in gas over the past few years so the thing is that she is a 60 year old woman who sells weed and can barely see and i know that she has 5 pounds in her house right now and ive been thinking bout taking it the next time she leaves ,What would you do?

Karma man. Do the right thing.:)

personally, id jack, cuz shes called the cops on you. ive never jacked money or drugs from anyone, but ive never had the chance too on anyone whos narced on me before. If she had a legitimate reason for needing the cars moved, like the were on the sidewalk or something, then i wouldnt. Although 5 pounds is helluva alot of buds, how do you know she has that much if you dont mind answering?

Rob her, she better be strapped if she has that much bud at her age :p

Can't call the cops on stolen weed ;)

Make sure she doesn't have anyone else living with her so you don't walk in expecting an empty house and then get your ass shot by one of her lazy grandkids.

You fucks are so stupid, this is troll for sure.

60 y/o slanging bud? Nope.

60 y/o slaning 2+kilos of bud? Nope.

60 y/o slanging 2+kilos of bud and tells people about it, especially a piece of shit like OP? Nope.

Retards.

Speak for yourself. Im fucking high dude. I dont really give a shit if he made the story up or not.

Old lady potdealer FTW!!!!

Well, just buy .. or fucking.. dude idk..

Rob that Bitch!!!!!!

ha, if she has your car tagged for whatever reasons, Im sure if you robbed her...


murder/suicide

How do you know that it's her? Does she come out to her fence & shout at you and wave her cane? "Young whippersnapper! Git yer dang ve-hic-cles outta the dang lane! I'll call the cops on you, see if I don't!"

Or is it just that you're parking illegally, she doesn't even notice and it's just patrol cars doing it? Or another neighbor?

In short: how do we know that you're not just a paranoid nut? Which could easily be true.

This may be true...

Speak for yourself. Im fucking high dude. I dont really give a shit if he made the story up or not.

...but this is truer still.

5char

ohhh man fucking rob her ass...anyone that has cost me anything i have a little rule to follow up by. Whatever they take from me i take 10x back from them. So 10 dollars i take $100 back...2grand it cost u take 20grand back. Fucking do work on that bitch..its war

60 y/o slanging bud? Nope.

60 y/o slaning 2+kilos of bud? Nope.

60 y/o slanging 2+kilos of bud and tells people about it, especially a piece of shit like OP? Nope.



You clearly have never met any old hippies.


They got some of the best bud around...

even though you cant call the cops for stolen weed, she could say you were on your porch smoking weed and she smelled it, and believes that your are dealing cocaine... if she convinces them enough and they get a warrant your probably fucked... and that old lady no longer has a neighbor she is annoyed by, she wins in both ways...

now you could narc on her if your sure she has that much weed in the house, but shes old and your probably not going to get her sent to jail for long... you could take the weed, store it and along with everything else suspicious in your house at another location and wait for the fallout to blow over if she did in fact call the cops....

i used to buy blow off of a 60 year old dyke who owned a pizza shop. last i heard, she had to have her leg cut off because of diabetes.

Wow, you people are stupid. Yes, everyone knows an old person who uses drugs and maybe even sells some of their personal stash.

There are most likely no fucking 60 y/o women slanging kilos of marijuana, it just doesn't happen.

EVEN IF THERE WAS...she would not tell people about it. OP would not be able to know '5 pounds lawlz"

Fucking retards can not pick up on a troll thread for SHIT in bltc.

I think im picking up on one right now...

If you dont like this thread, then dont bump it to the top of the fucking page idiot.

I think im picking up on one right now...

If you dont like this thread, then dont bump it to the top of the fucking page idiot.

YEAH!....oops

60 year old ladies don't sell weed. Dumbass.

How could you possibly back up a statement like that? Whether the OP's story is fabricated or not, plenty of old people serve up. Think how old she was in the 60's. She must be a pro by now.