I learned that lights from the McDonalds bathrooms make excellent pipes.

I can sustain myself off a bag of doritos a day!

I can make 20 bucks off a pack of rollies a day!

My endurance is unmatched!

I can count words better than Microsoft.

My backyard is completely free of cigarette butts, (and the ally behind my house) the pesky little fuckers!

My penis as flaccid as ever!

I can tolerate the smell of burning plastic better than anyone I know!

Ive stopped smoking weed!

Ive saved countless lives donating plasma and (shitty) semen.

What do you got on that bitches?

i can sometimes do my fuckin homework!

LoL. The ability to live wihtout sleep.

The ability to look 45 when im 20.

the ability to have sores all over my body.

the ability to lose 100 pounds in a year.

Jk i dont tweek

The only skill a tweeker has is how to fail at life completely

The ability to see shit that isnt there..

Like your mom never was?

These "xxx Skills" threads are retarded.

Like your mom never was?

These "xxx Skills" threads are retarded.

Yes, this was a classic totse clone thread. Feel me?

yeah, I understand a clone thread... but this isn't HB and it's a shitty topic anyway.

I must respectfully disagree. It made me lol irl. I approve of it.

I learned some good glass blowing shit in a brief stay at a cook compound several years ago.

Also, the majority of mom and pop dope cooks are masters of bong making, because setting up that type of shit is just like engineering a bong from scratch.


I've seen some fucking amazing shit made by tweakers. Hell I've never gone through books so fast in my life as I do on meth. Fuck i want some meth, you bastard.

i can do this trick where i blow my teeth onto the floor and they scurry off under the city.

lol at the cigarette butt thing, so true.

I can eat a gram no pro
I can go w\o sleep for 8 days anything after that is just insane
I can go 3 days w\o food
I can and have smoked 5 packs in a weekend by my self not including rolling my own
I can mastrabate for 12 hrs non stop
I can pick my face till it bleeds non stop like none other
I can fry my few remaning brain cells
I can watch the woods for what ever my be watching
I can clean my entire house in under 10 min regarless of how dirty
I can blow all my savings in a day
I can thing im goin to die cause my hearts beating so fast
I can screw up any meaningfull relationship ive ever had w\o breaking a sweat
I can die a slow horable death before im 30
Thats all I can think of right now but thankfully I havent tweeked in a year and a half
its fun but you gotta know when enough is enough