What skills have you developed as a stoner?
I've developed:
Stronger lungs
Stealth (sneaking into my house every night)
Rolling
Abstract thought

That's all I can think of now. But I'm sure YOU can remember more! Continue totse.

Heat resistant fingers

Forgot my own birthday.

good sense when handling small, fragile objects :)

I learned how to deal with the cops
I learned how to mask smells
I automatically learned arts and crafts
I learned that everyone on this island smokes

I have learned the art of forgetting where everything is except for my pot.

WTF is this, BLTC Pokemon?

Pickwick, I choose you!

Pickwick, use Huff Shit on 'em!

Seriously, stoner skills?

Well I can eat a box of twinkies in a single bound. I am slower than a speeding snail.


I don't feel like coming up with anymore superman parodies, this thread is gay.


Stronger lungs? Are you fucking kidding me? I hate when dumbass stoner kids brag about having "power lungs". Try NOT smoking and see how powerful they are jackasses.


And learning abstract thought from weed? You need to get out more, make some friends, get a life.


That's like asking what heroin use has taught you. Well I learned how to sell someone the batteries from their own remote.

That's like asking what heroin use has taught you. Well I learned how to sell someone the batteries from their own remote.

LMFAO.

This thread is masturbation.

I learned that I should have smoked after school instead of during school.

I learned how to drive when I'm really high.
I learned how to make smoking objects out of household materials.
I learned how to sneak out stealthily.
I learned how to smoke inside without it smelling.
I learned that getting caught for it by the cops sucks.

i learned how to post in inane bltc forums.

Heat resistant fingers

This and learning how to not have a stomach.

I learned how to cook with and without weed

This and learning how to not have a stomach.

Wut doze thi5 meen?

Wut doze thi5 meen?

Munchies, what else?

Munchies, what else?


Maybe I'm being fucking retarded, but I can't connect those two thoughts.

learning how to not have a stomach > Munchies?

I just don't get it. :(

Oh I got it. He's saying, teaching himself not to get the munchies and get hungry when he's high. Closer?

What a peculiar way of speaking. Like it's in tongues or something.

I kinda know what you mean about stronger lungs. When i first started smoking weed, i would cough on every single hit. Now i take ridiculous bong rips without choking or anything.

And how has your lung capacity changed? (+) or (-)?

Can you run faster, longer? Swim underwater longer?

lol

This.

The lungs are stronger for sure. However they will be less effective. If you bong a couple grams of weed every weekend, you're lungs aren't going to be taking damage. However, you will excersize the hell out of it. The lung capacity actually increases. However, as a lot of stoners also smoke tobacco, eat bad, don't workout etc., they don't necesarily run faster, longer, or hold their breath longer. However if living a normal lifestyle and just bonging a couple grams on the weekend, they would.

Maybe I'm being fucking retarded, but I can't connect those two thoughts.

learning how to not have a stomach > Munchies?

I just don't get it. :(

Oh I got it. He's saying, teaching himself not to get the munchies and get hungry when he's high. Closer?

What a peculiar way of speaking. Like it's in tongues or something.


I was just being a smart ass. I should have said it is easier to eat more stoned.

The lungs are stronger for sure.

For sure?

No, I would disagree. I would say they've gotten used to smoking.

I learned how to sell someone the batteries from their own remote.


lolwut?

I learned to LOL harder but thats about it

i improved my "forget what i was talking about a second ago" skill.
didnt really learn anything new because i still suck at sneaking out at night and stuff.

i learned to throw a bic lighter across the room and have it land in your hand without you moving.

Heat resistant fingers
+1 lol

better counter strike skills

i lrnt how 2 zone out, that getting caught sux, splling withut al lettres is cool, and 2 use i drops, seriously though people do notice ur eyes

lets see

how to cook nigger soup and other grand discoveries such as the peanutbutter-dog
math skills FTMFW
how to eat a quarter of my weight in food
how to block out pain
how to talk your friend out of what he just did with his cousin...

pretty important skillz i'd say...



and btw

SN

i lolled HARD on the heroin crack xD

the metric system
weighing with my hands
rolling
distinguishing different bud
heat-resistant fingers / hands
stronger lungs
stlealthness
waht to look for when purchasing glass
rid myself from anxiety

I have the power to create pot with my mind. I can only make a gram at a time and 20 dollars automatically gets reduced from my wallet.

I can also spot a cop from like 5 blocks away in any direction, Its almost like I can smell them coming.

The lungs are stronger for sure. However they will be less effective. If you bong a couple grams of weed every weekend, you're lungs aren't going to be taking damage. However, you will excersize the hell out of it. The lung capacity actually increases. However, as a lot of stoners also smoke tobacco, eat bad, don't workout etc., they don't necesarily run faster, longer, or hold their breath longer. However if living a normal lifestyle and just bonging a couple grams on the weekend, they would.

If you are inhaling smoke, your lungs are taking damage. Bull-fucking-shit that your lungs get stronger with smoking weed. If you continue the same exercise routine you had before starting to smoke weed and after starting then there will definitely be a difference. Your lungs might learn to COPE with inhaling smoke, but that doesn't mean they're stronger.

The same shit happens with cigarettes. People cough the first couple of times, but after a while they are able to take larger drags. Does that mean they have stronger lungs? No fuckhead, it doesn't.

i can make a smoking piece out of almost anything.

If you are inhaling smoke, your lungs are taking damage. Bull-fucking-shit that your lungs get stronger with smoking weed. If you continue the same exercise routine you had before starting to smoke weed and after starting then there will definitely be a difference. Your lungs might learn to COPE with inhaling smoke, but that doesn't mean they're stronger.

The same shit happens with cigarettes. People cough the first couple of times, but after a while they are able to take larger drags. Does that mean they have stronger lungs? No fuckhead, it doesn't.

actually, with weed the tar isnt as bad because its almost anti-carcinogenic not to mention the protective film of tar duhr!

i mean if u just sit on ur ass, it wont help but i run like 5-10 straight blocks and not having an asthma attack IS FUCKING WONDERFUL THANK YOU BRONCHIAL DILATORS

#1 just for clarification I HATE BIASED STONERS WHO THINK WEED IS A CURE ALL!!!

on to my skillz:
I can roll joints, blunts with perfection....no runs, clean hits, and slow burning.
i can make a ghetto bong/pipe out of anything with a hollow shaft(excluding a penis)
I can forget anything at any given moment....
I have the motivation of a kid with downs
Oh yeah....best skill of all.....

If you are inhaling smoke, your lungs are taking damage. Bull-fucking-shit that your lungs get stronger with smoking weed. If you continue the same exercise routine you had before starting to smoke weed and after starting then there will definitely be a difference. Your lungs might learn to COPE with inhaling smoke, but that doesn't mean they're stronger.

The same shit happens with cigarettes. People cough the first couple of times, but after a while they are able to take larger drags. Does that mean they have stronger lungs? No fuckhead, it doesn't.

First of all we must define what strong is in the context with lungs. The definition I've been using is the strength of the diaphragm muscle (any other definition would be retarded). When smoking bong, there is a resistance, due to either a small hole for the air to go through, water, or a combination. This resistance puts pressure on the diaphragm, thus strenghtening it. To put it to the test, take a bong smoker and a non smoker, give them each a balloon filled up with air. The hole is 2mm in diameter. Ask them to empty the balloon by sucking the air out. Who will win? The stoner obviously because he's got a stronger diaphragm. Smoking bong is like attaching weights to your diaphragm and moving it up and down.

First of all we must define what strong is in the context with lungs. The definition I've been using is the strength of the diaphragm muscle (any other definition would be retarded). When smoking bong, there is a resistance, due to either a small hole for the air to go through, water, or a combination. This resistance puts pressure on the diaphragm, thus strenghtening it. To put it to the test, take a bong smoker and a non smoker, give them each a balloon filled up with air. The hole is 2mm in diameter. Ask them to empty the balloon by sucking the air out. Who will win? The stoner obviously because he's got a stronger diaphragm. Smoking bong is like attaching weights to your diaphragm and moving it up and down.
Damn. Good point. I was merely talking about lung health in general. All that exercise is pretty pointless if you can't do anything but smoke more weed with your new found leet diaphragm.

Damn. Good point. I was merely talking about lung health in general. All that exercise is pretty pointless if you can't do anything but smoke more weed with your new found leet diaphragm.

Or blowing up your new sex doll, rubber boat, or sucking, just plain old sucking.

I played trumpet for about six years in jazz. I had my lung capacity tested once, it was above average for males, and I am assuming I had a very strong diaphragm too.

I haven't played for around two years now, and since I quit, and have worked in a very dusty warehouse, my lungs feel like shit. Nothing that I think is serious or negatively effects my quality of life, but I cough a lot, I'm assuming my capacity has decreased, lungs sometimes feel 'gross'.

Dunno if my diaphragms improved any more or gotten any worse, but I certainly wouldn't say smoking has made my lungs any better.

^I suggest you suck cock at least 7 times daily to strengthen your diaphram.

who said I give a shit?

who said I give a shit?

*looks at above post* noone?

Ok for the record weed doesn't make your lungs stronger. Don't get mad at me for saying it as I used to be an everyday smoker up until 2 weeks ago when I had to quit. Right before I quit I couldn't really exercise for that long without getting short winded and I had a raspy ass cough for like a week after I quit. Now my throat is clear and I'm not coughing and it's easier to breathe. I bet now I could take a bigger bong rip then when I was smoking because my lungs wouldn't hurt as much while doing that.

This.

I have learned that smoking weed fucking rocks.

Maybe I'm being fucking retarded, but I can't connect those two thoughts.

learning how to not have a stomach > Munchies?

I just don't get it. :(

Oh I got it. He's saying, teaching himself not to get the munchies and get hungry when he's high. Closer?

What a peculiar way of speaking. Like it's in tongues or something.

When people are high they will eat and eat since they simply don't get the message from their stomach that you are over saturating it.

Fucking kid once puked all over because he ate too much.

This came off 420chan at /weed/

The lungs are stronger for sure. However they will be less effective. If you bong a couple grams of weed every weekend, you're lungs aren't going to be taking damage. However, you will excersize the hell out of it. The lung capacity actually increases. However, as a lot of stoners also smoke tobacco, eat bad, don't workout etc., they don't necesarily run faster, longer, or hold their breath longer. However if living a normal lifestyle and just bonging a couple grams on the weekend, they would.

no, saying that you have stronger lungs is ignorant. As said previously you cannot hold your breath longer or run faster. The simple fact is that your lungs become more resillant to smoke

When I get high I gain +2 to stealth and diplomacy. :)

But -2 to Will. :(

no, saying that you have stronger lungs is ignorant. As said previously you cannot hold your breath longer or run faster. The simple fact is that your lungs become more resillant to smoke

I'd go as far as to say it weaken your lungs. Your tolerance for pain goes up momentarily so you hold your breath a few seconds longer i guess, but other than that i can't think of any reason you could say smoking strengthens your lungs.

First of all we must define what strong is in the context with lungs. The definition I've been using is the strength of the diaphragm muscle (any other definition would be retarded). When smoking bong, there is a resistance, due to either a small hole for the air to go through, water, or a combination. This resistance puts pressure on the diaphragm, thus strenghtening it. To put it to the test, take a bong smoker and a non smoker, give them each a balloon filled up with air. The hole is 2mm in diameter. Ask them to empty the balloon by sucking the air out. Who will win? The stoner obviously because he's got a stronger diaphragm. Smoking bong is like attaching weights to your diaphragm and moving it up and down.

Ah, I too thought you meant that a persons lung capacity/overall health was improved by smoking weed. If someone uses your definition of lung strength then it makes sense in that context, but I guess it's a matter of what one defines as lung strength.

this is so fucking stupid.

the hwole stoner thing is dumb.

people smoek weed, so fuckingh what it doesnt make you part of an elite club of retards.

I'm not saying that my lungs have become stronger or anything but after I smoke some I CAN run further than I normally would. While running and while ripped I start taking bigger breaths, like I was taking a hit. If I was in better shape, and didn't smoke I'm positive I could run further and faster though.

i learned how to make beautiful wooden pipes. i made one for a friend and now word has gotten round and i make a new one almost every week, for a nominal fee of course.

i learned how to throw lighters with amazing accuracy.

i can argue about inane bullshit regarding lung strength for hours.

i can look at any object and immediately size up its use for anything related to toking. any use at all

last but certainly not least, i can kill a yak from 200 yards away... with MiNd BuLlEtS!!!!

that's telekinesis kyle

I've learned that people like the OP are fucking tools, whether they are smoking or not.

increased capacity for learning, enjoyment, and awareness

oh well, not really skills

it adds +20 to wisdom and +7 to intelligence, +3 to dexterity (unless completely gone and then its -5), -1 to str, +4 to constitution, and +17 magical defense

God i laughed.

last but certainly not least, i can kill a yak from 200 yards away... with MiNd BuLlEtS!!!!

that's telekinesis kyle

How 'bout the power... to move you?

i learned to throw a bic lighter across the room and have it land in your hand without you moving.

Post a video, or an explanation, i want to learn this.

As for what stoner skills i have learned....

1. How to appear completely sober when completely stoned.
2. how to appear completely stoned when completely sober.
3. How to cook with mj without stinking up the whole house
4. How to put a paper crane to shame.
5. How to vomit, and then a moment later resume toking. (self control? maybe?)
6. How to act rationally when getting busted by parents ("Your right dad, it is weed, but I'm vaporizing it, its far less harmful and more efficient, look, you keep the light bulb over the candle and shake the weed as the temperature of the glass rises, this way you get nice even heat distribution among the material and nothing is wasted. " i managed that without bursting into laughter, somehow).
7. How to smoke out of nearly anything (once you learn how to do it with crack, doing the same with pot is a joke).
8. How to kick into a handstand.
9. How to do a one handed cartwheel (had to keep one hand on the joint).
10. How to nap anywhere in any position.
11. How to tolerate douchebags at parties rather than attempting to break their jaws.
12. How to lie ridiculously well because at the time i believe it too.

Oh lawd

this thread owns with mass amounts of lulz.

skills, haha. i only think i have superpowers when im high. like actually remembering my name or how to light a bowl.

I've only undeveloped skills as a result of smoking cannabis.

I've learned that hair catches on fire, when you're a grimy stoner.
Not much a skill though :(

-Lying
-Acting sober
-Forgetfulness
-I can smoke more now than before?

How 'bout the power... to move you?

Not much to say that high above the mucky-muck :p