"hou"

No online translators or dictionaries seem to know what it means, but I've seen it a lot of places and thought maybe it's a typo/slang/something?

ik hou van u

means I love you ..

Dankeschoen. :) That's the context I keep seeing it in: "Oh Marijke, ik hou van jou..."

Hou: (houden van) to love, to charish
Hou: (houden) To keep something, to hold in possession

pronounce: h-ou (ou as in "outch!")

The correct way to spell it is houd, btw.

^^^Dag Fza. Hoe gaat is het?

Goed. Met jou? Where the fuck have you been man, you should get online more often. As in like once every few months.

What about this one:
FLŰGGǺƏNKOEČHIŒßǾLSĔN

You just said you were concieved by a baboon.

Goed. Met jou? Where the fuck have you been man, you should get online more often. As in like once every few months.

I'll try. Just trying to chase pussy, that's all.