Might be a stupid question and sure it sounds rediculas. But my doctor was taking way to long to bring my methadone down, and i quit on my own basically for over a week now. what i want to do with out him thinking im off the methadone is to some how add methadone to my urine so it test positive for methadone when he tests me with out actually taking the methadone...

None of my friends will take a sip for me, so im out of choices. Would i be able to poor a little bit into the urine sample for it to test positive? Is it possible for it to react to it that way or would it have to be processed through your body to be able to test positive on those little plastic testers.

Im pretty sure if i were to drop some oxy into my urine sample it would test positive for oxy, so im pretty sure a few mgs of methadone should do the trick?

If not are there ANY Other possible ways to get by him finding out im not on methadone because at the rate this assholes going its gonna take me over 5 months to get off 14 mgs

Pop a pill, wait, pee. Be proud you're off the junk.

i'm pretty sure they check for the metabolisms (word?) of methadone, not the actual methadone itself.

i could be wrong, in which case you could shove some powdered methadone up your urethra

i'm pretty sure they check for the metabolisms (word?) of methadone, not the actual methadone itself.

*metabolites

but at least you're not a complete moron because you were actually right

Why do you want him to think your still on methadone. If your off methadone why are you still going back to the clinic/doctor?

simply add 2-Ethylidene-1,5-dimethyl-3,3-diphenylpyrrolidine to your urine. jeez!

Yeah, I too, am wondering why you would want him to think you are still on Methadone. Are you selling it and dont want to get your script discontinued?

That's the only reasoning I can think of. Otherwise just say you don't need it anymore, you're clean and doing good.

And congratulations too. Good to hear you got everything worked out, addiction wise.

Ya all i could think of was he was selling it, or in some country im not in they have court mandated methadone programs...

ugh can some of you help instead of referring to stupid things. its just dumb why post an idiotic message if its not gonna help anyone.

So if anyone ELSE Has any real help it would be appriciated.

Thanks.

thanks bro, iv been clean for over a year and a half now,(clean of opiates that is so thas when i got on the done [ and now 2 weeks clean of methadone ] ) I was supposed to be on done for only 6 months. My dumbass doctor braught it up to 2 years and still counting, Im not even going a mg a week anymore hes being a douche. So i weaned my self down little my little chug by chug, and eventually im good.

To tell you the truth, i just want to set up the doctor to get him fired. I need to continue going at the same rate im going at right now Letting him NOT bring my dose down when i fucking want it down. And i can get him fired. Also if they see iv been clean for weeks to come and see all the bottles i saved up and havnt drank theyd be like this guy wasted all this money for what? Because this doctor wants to make his money... fukc him? I bet you i can do alot with that. Also im only fucking 18 the dumb shits ruining my life getting me addicted to that shit worse then i was addicted to oxy. I could of been off the program in less then 6 months, i didnt go over 40 mgs because i knew how long it would take if u do go any higher. Its fucking taken me 2 years to go up to 40 and back down, Im still at 14 and the dumbshit doc refuses to bring it down unless its 1 a month practically. Thats rediculas. he thinks because im a kid he can make money off me, the dumbfuck also knows the damage it does to u long term and that its fucking bad for someone my age to do it for long term, these asshole doctors plan on making millions off you.

thanks bro, iv been clean for over a year and a half now,(clean of opiates that is so thas when i got on the done [ and now 2 weeks clean of methadone ] ) I was supposed to be on done for only 6 months. My dumbass doctor braught it up to 2 years and still counting, Im not even going a mg a week anymore hes being a douche. So i weaned my self down little my little chug by chug, and eventually im good.

To tell you the truth, i just want to set up the doctor to get him fired. I need to continue going at the same rate im going at right now Letting him NOT bring my dose down when i fucking want it down. And i can get him fired. Also if they see iv been clean for weeks to come and see all the bottles i saved up and havnt drank theyd be like this guy wasted all this money for what? Because this doctor wants to make his money... fukc him? I bet you i can do alot with that. Also im only fucking 18 the dumb shits ruining my life getting me addicted to that shit worse then i was addicted to oxy. I could of been off the program in less then 6 months, i didnt go over 40 mgs because i knew how long it would take if u do go any higher. Its fucking taken me 2 years to go up to 40 and back down, Im still at 14 and the dumbshit doc refuses to bring it down unless its 1 a month practically. Thats rediculas. he thinks because im a kid he can make money off me, the dumbfuck also knows the damage it does to u long term and that its fucking bad for someone my age to do it for long term, these asshole doctors plan on making millions off you.

That's fucked up..

I sort of doubt this. You got clean more quickly than most. I'm sure there is a semi-standardized process for getting people off the shit.

win money is involved