So i picked up a bottle of ramune, and it is virtually impossible to open this idiotic soft drink.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xphcg3dgdig

This guy managed to open it, but at the cost of it exploding in his face. How can they sell such a thing that does that?

Unfortunately i lost the thingy used to open it. How else can I do this? I dont want to have to use a power drill to take out the marble...

Also, i got some pocky sticks. Why the hell is this stuff so fatty? 4 sticks can have 5 grams of saturated fat, 5 grams of TRANS FAT, and some cholesterol too.

http://www.leadpencil.net/ramune/steps.html

That might help you.

Also, Pocky fat, wtf? :(

-NS

http://www.applegeeks.com/lite/index.php?aglitecomic=2008-03-03

hope that helps. :)

I managed to knife off the whole tope last night, and drank it. It tastes just like those polish Oranzada's, but with MUCH more of a hassle to get open, and cost a HELL of a lot more, even though they are both imported.

LOL.

So what do "those polish Oranzada's" taste like?

The use of the marble sounds neat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramune

LOL.

So what do "those polish Oranzada's" taste like?

The use of the marble sounds neat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramune

It's just like a fruity soda pop. Try getting some fruit syrup and add carbonated water to it. You'll get pretty much the same thing. I used to drink that alot when i was in poland.

there's some candy that you can eat while you drink the soda, adds a little fizz and flavor to it. Haven't seen it in ages though.

This guy managed to open it, but at the cost of it exploding in his face. How can they sell such a thing that does that?Get this: Thats a SELLING POINT. Seriously (http://www.ramune.com.tw/01-gl5200.html).

...Also, I just bought 6 bottles (with some motherfucking expensive postage).

...And some yokan (dessert that can be mistaken for c4 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yōkan)? IM SO THERE!).

Also, i got some pocky sticks. Why the hell is this stuff so fatty? 4 sticks can have 5 grams of saturated fat, 5 grams of TRANS FAT, and some cholesterol too.

The Japanese are getting revenge for Hiroshima by secretly trying to kill us through arteriosclerosis. Those stealthy bastards!

...Also, I just bought 6 bottles (with some motherfucking expensive postage).



Damn, hope you didn't pay too much for them. They're like a $1 each at the Asian grocery store here in town.

The Japanese are getting revenge for Hiroshima by secretly trying to kill us through arteriosclerosis. Those stealthy bastards!

Yea, just one thing. They are mostly sold in Japan. Unless the imported ones are special...

Damn, hope you didn't pay too much for them. They're like a $1 each at the Asian grocery store here in town.About $1.60/ea, with motherfucking expensive postage. I dont really have other options, since I live in inland aust.

Yea, just one thing. They are mostly sold in Japan. Unless the imported ones are special...

They make 'em extra trans-fatty for our American tastes. :p They're flying off the shelves at the local Target.

I've had that shit before. I tried many things to open it while my (now ex-)girlfriend laughed at me. I tried hitting it on the ground after figuring out I couldn't open it. I tried dropping it on the ground, then throwing it on the ground. Nothing worked. Eventually I held it against concrete and took a hammer to it, and after about 5 hard hits the top finally broke. There really wasn't much of the drink left as it spilled over the pavement, and the drink that I had tasted bitter and unsatisfactory, if only because of the tremendous effort it took to open it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN3Z0vb69Tw&feature=related

I fapped.

^^^
Phallic imagery is always good. I say that it a completely non-gay way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN3Z0vb69Tw&feature=related

I fapped.

me also

I tried, but failed. :(

-NS