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 #1 
Old 2008-03-27, 19:55
masterofphysics masterofphysics is offline
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Default I'm new to hiding weed...

So what's the best way to hide seven blunts? I heard that tin works well, I'm hiding it in my armmoire (however it's spelled...)

I guess what I really wanna know is, how do I make sure the smell doesn't protrude from my hiding spot? I can hide it just fine, I just don't want to
a) spray all of my cologne
and
b) have the smell escape.

BTW, this shit is orange haze. I'm so fuckin pumped for this :)

EDIT: I don't smoke cigarettes, have a closet or have super invasive parents. Fortunately. I just was worried about the smell of weed, ya know? HIDING the weed is not an issue, MASKING the SMELL is.
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Old 2008-03-27, 19:57
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

So what's the best way to hide seven blunts? I heard that tin works well, I'm hiding it in my armmoire (however it's spelled...)

I guess what I really wanna know is, how do I make sure the smell doesn't protrude from my hiding spot? I can hide it just fine, I just don't want to
a) spray all of my cologne
and
b) have the smell escape.

BTW, this shit is orange haze. I'm so fuckin pumped for this :)

Put them in a mason jar, and put that in one of your vents in your room?
 #3 
Old 2008-03-27, 20:00
masterofphysics masterofphysics is offline
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

Put them in a mason jar, and put that in one of your vents in your room?

I cannot access the vents in my room, my computer's over it and the other one is obscured by my armoure.
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Old 2008-03-27, 20:11
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

If you have the original Ps2 theexpansion bay was an awesome hiding spot, the inside of some printer is good.
 #5 
Old 2008-03-27, 20:14
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if your worried about the smell but them in a ziplock bag, the n but that in antoher ziplock back, and ducktape the shit out of it, and stash that deep inside a pile of clothes or something.

i feel bad for all you kids that still gotta hide their weed
 #6 
Old 2008-03-27, 20:16
masterofphysics masterofphysics is offline
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Codems
if your worried about the smell but them in a ziplock bag, the n but that in antoher ziplock back, and ducktape the shit out of it, and stash that deep inside a pile of clothes or something.

i feel bad for all you kids that still gotta hide their weed


Yeah it blows, I'll graduate when I'm 17 but I'm 15 right now and my birthday ain't till September. It really sucks.
 #7 
Old 2008-03-27, 20:16
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

You're not hiding a dead body. It'll be fine wherever the fuck it is - an empty drawer, or a shoe box.
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Old 2008-03-27, 20:57
evileye250 evileye250 is offline
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

i have a desk like this
http://amishauthentic.com/office/images/desk8.jpg
and if you pull out the bottom drawer theres a good 12x12x4 inches of room.

also, under my bed, if i move the sheet covering the bottom of my lowest mattress, theres just empty room i can hide anything.

or in the place you put batteries in a radio or somethin.
 #9 
Old 2008-03-27, 21:11
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Yeah it blows, I'll graduate when I'm 17 but I'm 15 right now and my birthday ain't till September. It really sucks.

I'm graduating when I'm 17, my birthday is in September...but I'm 16...

Parents make things so difficult...
 #10 
Old 2008-03-27, 21:29
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zay is gay
Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

Quote:
Originally Posted by thatcoolkid
You're not hiding a dead body. It'll be fine wherever the fuck it is - an empty drawer, or a shoe box.


Mom's have a tidy habit of always looking in the place that noone ever looks, right after you stash your weed there.

A couple of years ago I stashed a bag of weed in a pair of walking boots that had never been worn and were still in the box. The next day my mom busted my ass. The boots had just been laying in my wardrobe untouched for about 6 months, and then the day after I put all my weed in there, my mom decides it would be a good idea to take pics of the boots to sell them on ebay.
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Old 2008-03-27, 22:05
Mr. Binks Mr. Binks is offline
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On Gungan planet, weesa spell armoire a-n-u-s

:)
 #12 
Old 2008-03-27, 22:25
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Hide it in your lungs.
 #13 
Old 2008-03-27, 22:28
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zay is gay
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Hide it in your lungs.

ker-ching
 #14 
Old 2008-03-27, 23:17
jamaica0535 jamaica0535 is offline
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

Mom's have a tidy habit of always looking in the place that noone ever looks, right after you stash your weed there.

A couple of years ago I stashed a bag of weed in a pair of walking boots that had never been worn and were still in the box. The next day my mom busted my ass. The boots had just been laying in my wardrobe untouched for about 6 months, and then the day after I put all my weed in there, my mom decides it would be a good idea to take pics of the boots to sell them on ebay.

this man has a point... i was keeping the bongs in a sealed 5 gallon bucket from paintball a couple years back, never touched by my parents... but i think they were looking through my crap on that one because his story didnt check out as to why he "kicked the bucket over" apparently there had been a rat, but if he had kicked the bucket over old paintballs would have been everywhere and there were none... after finding the bongs my step dad then completely trashed my fucking room... and i got my ass chewed out...

now the 2nd time this happened i had my bong at my house because my friend had family over and he didn't want them to look through his shit and he knew they would... so it was at my house for like a week... i had been down at the park with that same friend of mine smoking a blunt when my sister calls "they found your fucking bong!"... after she hung up i get a call from my mom "so were going out of town and i was in the side room getting a bag and we found a bong... its from the old stuff right?" i told her it was and they went out of town, nothing else was said... but it had been in a bag, in a room full of luggage that they never fucking use, out of the 100 or so bags she picks that one...
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Old 2008-03-27, 23:22
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

Mom's have a tidy habit of always looking in the place that noone ever looks, right after you stash your weed there.

A couple of years ago I stashed a bag of weed in a pair of walking boots that had never been worn and were still in the box. The next day my mom busted my ass. The boots had just been laying in my wardrobe untouched for about 6 months, and then the day after I put all my weed in there, my mom decides it would be a good idea to take pics of the boots to sell them on ebay.

Mhmm, moms are fucked like that.

If they are rolled just put them in with your smokes. If you use white papers they wont be too noticeable and the tobacco smell does a good job of hiding the weed.

If you really can't find a spot, just keep your weed on you at all times. That's what I usually end up having to do.
 #16 
Old 2008-03-27, 23:30
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Tape them underneath your sink.
Tape them on the top of the blades of a ceiling fan.
Take apart your TV and let em hang loosely.
Vacuum bag inside of a bottle with liquid.
Inside a guitar/bass/stringed instrument.
Cut a square of pages out of a book that no one would read.
 #17 
Old 2008-03-28, 00:04
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anus ,
 #18 
Old 2008-03-28, 00:10
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um if your new to hidiing it your new to smoking it... and wtf, we dont know what your house looks like so where the fuck would we tell you to put it?,,,use your brain to decide ....SHIT
 #19 
Old 2008-03-28, 00:12
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Why not just be fucking creative? Serious, just find a spot that is hard to locate and then wrap your "blunts" in foil or something.

Back when I had to hide my weed I would just stash them in a piece of drywall in my closet that I loosened on purpose. It popped in and out and a bag fit perfectly on the horizontal stud.
 #20 
Old 2008-03-28, 00:23
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basements rafters
 #21 
Old 2008-03-28, 00:38
masterofphysics masterofphysics is offline
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

Quote:
Originally Posted by automaticmojo
um if your new to hidiing it your new to smoking it... and wtf, we dont know what your house looks like so where the fuck would we tell you to put it?,,,use your brain to decide ....SHIT


On the contrary. I have been smoking since last July, I'm not new to SMOKING weed. Just storing it, I've never had so much (it's about 33 grams)
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Old 2008-03-28, 01:01
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zay is gay
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On the contrary. I have been smoking since last July, I'm not new to SMOKING weed. Just storing it, I've never had so much (it's about 33 grams)

I can hide it for you....
 #23 
Old 2008-03-28, 01:49
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On the contrary. I have been smoking since last July, I'm not new to SMOKING weed. Just storing it, I've never had so much (it's about 33 grams)

last july isnt shit....if you dont even know where the fuck to put it why did you get that much? also if you already smoke it how have you never stored it before if you've bought it? that makes no sense. hide it in some random box or something you know noone will ever go to
 #24 
Old 2008-03-28, 02:19
masterofphysics masterofphysics is offline
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

last july isnt shit....if you dont even know where the fuck to put it why did you get that much? also if you already smoke it how have you never stored it before if you've bought it? that makes no sense. hide it in some random box or something you know noone will ever go to

You see, here's how I work.
I've only possessed weed once, and that was a joint's worth. I've pitched in for qp's and helped buy an ounce because I felt like pitching in, all of those times I held the blunt twice as long as the fucker that rolled it :P
This is my first time buying in bulk, and I didn't think ahead.
But yes, I will receive it tomorrow, wrap it in foil, put it in a mason jar and stow it in my armoire, underneath my jackets.
 #25 
Old 2008-03-28, 02:23
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^ so basically you mooch off people? thats weak
 #26 
Old 2008-03-28, 02:31
jamaica0535 jamaica0535 is offline
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just out of curiosity is all 33 grams rolled into those 7 blunts?
 #27 
Old 2008-03-28, 02:41
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Put it in the air...
 #28 
Old 2008-03-28, 02:42
masterofphysics masterofphysics is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by automaticmojo
^ so basically you mooch off people? thats weak


I pay for what I smoke, unless it is offered for me. I have ethics and values: they justify marijuana but I'm still polite about it. If someone throws a bowl of herb in your face and says, "Toke some of this shit!" ...would you turn it down? I doubt it, turning down free weed is like castrating yourself and changing your name to a symbol.
So call it what you want, but let's look at the big picture, I still get high and I happen to be best friends with most of the people I've smoked with. Mooching? Sure, I've done it before, but I make sure that I do them a favor in return. The town I live in is the type where you have the white potheads all smoking with each other because we are a minority within a minority (yes, my town is 57% black, 23% hispanic) and I guess birds of a feather flock together. If that came out slightly racist, that's the situation I'm in, sorry.

But yeah, thanks for the tips man, "put it some random box" actually might work out for me. Or maybe not.
 #29 
Old 2008-03-28, 02:42
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google it.
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Old 2008-03-28, 02:43
masterofphysics masterofphysics is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jamaica0535
just out of curiosity is all 33 grams rolled into those 7 blunts?


These are fat motherfuckers. Almost 5 grams a blunt :D
 #31 
Old 2008-03-28, 03:04
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These are fat motherfuckers. Almost 5 grams a blunt :D

Shove them up your ass like your mother does.
 #32 
Old 2008-03-28, 03:15
masterofphysics masterofphysics is offline
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Shove them up your ass like your mother does.

Aren't you the one who was tripping on shrooms?

Nice.
 #33 
Old 2008-03-28, 03:19
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Yes, why?
 #34 
Old 2008-03-28, 03:23
masterofphysics masterofphysics is offline
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Yes, why?

Because I've only heard that comment before from one person, and he was the first person in my year to trip on shrooms and acid. Just a moment of nostalgia.
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Old 2008-03-28, 03:24
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These are fat motherfuckers. Almost 5 grams a blunt :D

so, supposed orange haze rolled into 7, 5 gram blunts, sounds like a waste of good chronic, but thats if it were true
 #36 
Old 2008-03-28, 03:35
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These are fat motherfuckers. Almost 5 grams a blunt :D


why would you spend all that money on the weed then roll all of it in to blunts? that is the most retared shit i have heard of. there are these magicall things called bongs....
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Old 2008-03-28, 05:04
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RURUGRGRHRHRHRGRGYRYRYRRRRHHRGRRRRHRGRGRHRHRGRYRY! !12y!YGEGGE
 #38 
Old 2008-03-28, 05:07
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Because I've only heard that comment before from one person, and he was the first person in my year to trip on shrooms and acid. Just a moment of nostalgia.

wow, thats pretty intense...i'm not trippin anymore thou.
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Old 2008-03-28, 06:45
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The best place to hide weed, WITHOUT a doubt,

is inside a flash light.

This method has always worked for me, ALWAYS.

All my other places that I thought were ingenious proved not to be. I was a clever little prick, I hid my weed in places that you couldn't even dream of, but my parents always smelt it and inquired, and sometimes they found it.

But inside of a flash light was the best place by far. Just get one of those ones where you can screw off the top, gut the inside, but make sure the bulb and metal cone will stay. Just put your weed in a rolled up ziploc, stuff it inside and your good.

Make sure it is not one of the transparent ones, either.

Just put the flash light in a closet, under your bed or somewhere where you parents/roomates/inmates won't really look for a flash light to use when its dark.
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Old 2008-03-28, 07:15
Twilight_Orange Twilight_Orange is offline
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If your computer has a case on it, take it off and hide your bud in there. Helps if you have a anti-static bag.
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Old 2008-03-28, 10:16
John Q. Adequate John Q. Adequate is offline
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... turning down free weed is like castrating yourself and changing your name to a symbol.

Epic phrase. It should be quoted often.
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Old 2008-03-28, 10:17
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man, if my STEPdad fucked with my shit to the extent you lot put up with, i would knock him the fuck out. And he knows it.
 #43 
Old 2008-03-28, 15:35
S_W_I_M S_W_I_M is offline
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Unscrew the plate that covers your lightswitch

Parents never look there
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Old 2008-03-28, 16:40
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Because I've only heard that comment before from one person, and he was the first person in my year to trip on shrooms and acid. Just a moment of nostalgia.

your a douche bag so shutup
 #45 
Old 2008-03-28, 17:47
Clinks and Drinks Clinks and Drinks is offline
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

I pay for what I smoke, unless it is offered for me. I have ethics and values: they justify marijuana but I'm still polite about it. If someone throws a bowl of herb in your face and says, "Toke some of this shit!" ...would you turn it down? I doubt it, turning down free weed is like castrating yourself and changing your name to a symbol.
So call it what you want, but let's look at the big picture, I still get high and I happen to be best friends with most of the people I've smoked with. Mooching? Sure, I've done it before, but I make sure that I do them a favor in return. The town I live in is the type where you have the white potheads all smoking with each other because we are a minority within a minority (yes, my town is 57% black, 23% hispanic) and I guess birds of a feather flock together. If that came out slightly racist, that's the situation I'm in, sorry.

But yeah, thanks for the tips man, "put it some random box" actually might work out for me. Or maybe not.

Very specific figures for someone who can't figure out how to hide something... I would call you:
a) retarded
b) a liar
c) naive
d) "a person of questionable character"
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Old 2008-03-28, 19:01
Blades of Hate Blades of Hate is offline
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Default Re: I'm new to hiding weed...

I had this problem for a while, but when i ordered the case for my last computer, i specifically got one with a removal fan drive bay in the front (thermaltake armor)..

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/Demonithese/11102007100.jpg

in that drive space i put:

Small Bong, Bubbler, roller, jar, grinder, zig zags.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/Demonithese/11102007099.jpg
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Old 2008-03-28, 19:10
masterofphysics masterofphysics is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the_chad
The best place to hide weed, WITHOUT a doubt,

is inside a flash light.

This method has always worked for me, ALWAYS.

All my other places that I thought were ingenious proved not to be. I was a clever little prick, I hid my weed in places that you couldn't even dream of, but my parents always smelt it and inquired, and sometimes they found it.

But inside of a flash light was the best place by far. Just get one of those ones where you can screw off the top, gut the inside, but make sure the bulb and metal cone will stay. Just put your weed in a rolled up ziploc, stuff it inside and your good.

Make sure it is not one of the transparent ones, either.

Just put the flash light in a closet, under your bed or somewhere where you parents/roomates/inmates won't really look for a flash light to use when its dark.


/thread. Thanks.
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Old 2008-03-30, 18:17
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your a douche bag so shutup

You're*
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Old 2008-03-31, 00:26
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I'm super paranoid about hiding shit but this has probably been said. Hide it in a spot that your parent wont touch like my parents know that my bass and my computers are OFF LIMITS they know that I would fucking kill them if they EVER touched them without permission so thats where i hide things that they shouldn't see.
 
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