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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2008-03-22, 15:24
chris403 chris403 is offline
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Default Blood of Jesus has been found.

Ron Wyatt has claimed to have found the blood of Jesus. He says that the blood sample was alive and that it only has 23 chromosomes which would indicate he was born from a virgin.

The video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGLPADW_kUw

What do you all think?
 #2 
Old 2008-03-22, 15:44
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JewSA
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Scientists can say whatever they want to. That is controlled just like anything else. If jesus wants me to know he's gods son, why doesn't he come down and have a cup of tea with me, and we can talk about it. Until then I'll continue to believe it's all bs.
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Old 2008-03-22, 20:52
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Oceania
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Not only does Ron Wyatt claim to have discovered the blood of Jesus Christ but, he also claims to have found the ark of the covenant, Noah's ark, The ten commandments, mount sinai.

http://users.netconnect.com.au/~leedas/

Needless to say he is widely dismissed among scientists and religious persons even from his own church.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Wyatt
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Old 2008-03-22, 20:54
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Originally Posted by ACE_187
Scientists can say whatever they want to. That is controlled just like anything else. If jesus wants me to know he's gods son, why doesn't he come down and have a cup of tea with me, and we can talk about it. Until then I'll continue to believe it's all bs.


Actually, Ron Wyatt wasn't even an arcaeologist, he was a nurse-anesthetist.
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Old 2008-03-22, 23:36
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NY
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just trying to fundamentalize the nation... nothing more nothing less... even if jesus Christ did exist as he says: born of a virgin we still know not what he really said to his disciples.
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Old 2008-03-22, 23:39
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San Lorenzo
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... it only has 23 chromosomes which would indicate he was born from a virgin.

I always thought that indicated Downs Syndrome.

But I guess that would be an extra chromosome.
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Old 2008-03-22, 23:49
evilman evilman is offline
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I always thought that indicated Downs Syndrome.

But I guess that would be an extra chromosome.

there are some cases were individuals lack a second sex chromosome but that has nothing to do with being virgin born it just means your stupid and they usually only live for a few weeks
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Old 2008-03-23, 00:06
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The little land of Oz
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I remember this guy when he claimed to have found the Ark of the Convent. People like him never fail to entertain - in a rather disturbing sort of way. And then there's the gullible fools that fall for it - hook, line and sinker. Just read some of the You Tube comments.

What I found interesting was that he claimed that this mysterious 'blood' contained only 24 chromosomes, 23 supposedly from mum and only one divine Y chromosome. Why not the full complement of chromosomes from the divine father, considering every other human with a monosomy (Unless it's a missing X), never even manages to survive to be born?
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Old 2008-03-23, 00:19
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Rockford, IL
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there are some cases were individuals lack a second sex chromosome but that has nothing to do with being virgin born it just means your stupid and they usually only live for a few weeks

You do know that virgin births do actually occur, right?
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Old 2008-03-23, 00:43
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South Texas
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You do know that virgin births do actually occur, right?


They didn't occur 2000+ years ago.

And they don't occur through Devine intervention nowadays either. It simply requires a common medical procedure to fertilize a few eggs (with plain old human sperm) and insert them into the host.
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Old 2008-03-23, 01:21
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Napier, New Zealand
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k so if he had 23 chromosomes it would mean he has no Y, which makes him XO, XO individuals are females with a condition known as turners sydrome, they are short, infertile because their secondary sexual characteristics haven't developed, they have weird finger nails and they usually have a lowered intellegence.

haha and if something was born to a virgin (hahahahaha its stupid even saying it) then it wouldn't even be a person.. cause it wouldn't have any homolgous chromosomes. so it will be haploid. which is dumb.
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Old 2008-03-23, 13:12
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I like how he has to approve your comments before he'll let people view them. Very balanced, that fellow.
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Old 2008-03-23, 20:36
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Marathon
Default Re: Blood of Jesus has been found.

Quote:
Originally Posted by chris403
Ron Wyatt has claimed to have found the blood of Jesus. He says that the blood sample was alive and that it only has 23 chromosomes which would indicate he was born from a virgin.

The video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGLPADW_kUw

What do you all think?


I think... Ron Wyatt died 9 years ago, so you're kinda late there, buddy.
 #14 
Old 2008-03-25, 01:31
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Wasilla, Alaska
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I think... Ron Wyatt died 9 years ago, so you're kinda late there, buddy.

Perhaps Ron used the blood--in some unspeakably hideous and unsavoury fashion--to rise from the dead.
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Old 2008-03-25, 02:22
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Marathon
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Perhaps Ron used the blood--in some unspeakably hideous and unsavoury fashion--to rise from the dead.

If his dead body found a way to use blood in an unspeakably hideous and unsavoury fashion then I'd be quite spooked, to say the least.
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Old 2008-03-25, 04:38
BlackEagle67 BlackEagle67 is offline
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Default Re: Blood of Jesus has been found.

Or maybe...after finding the success in his procedure to bring himself back to life, maybe he pulled Mr. Christ from the grave as well.

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!

...ilikedots.....
 
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