I just want to bring like 5 or 6 pills with me on a non international flight and it seems to me that it would be pretty easy to do. Does anyone here have experience with doing this or any advice.

? Why are you even asking this?

Ecstasy:
Has no smell
Is very small

If you are worried, which you shouldnt be, bag it and tape it to your thigh.

Otherwise, man up and put it in your pocket and go through or leave it in your luggage under neath the plane in a Rx bottle.

Stop being a faggot.

Put X in snake, wrap around leg (act like its your dick) and walk on plane... done deal

MDMA has no scent? Bullshit.

Just tell us where you're going, where you're departing from, what flight number and what carrier. It'll totally help us to tell you whether or not there will be any anti-drug measures around to bother you.

You fucking bitch.

Hey Stupid Noob, out of interest, what does MDMA smell like?



Fear and Loathing

It smells like fucking mdma.

Post your plans on the internet under the name"captain cannabis" so you don't get caught. Oh nigger pope is a nigger

Drug dogs don't exactly give good descriptions.

Well since dogs CAN smell mdma, it's probably not a good idea, and besides that even if a dog couldn't do you know that they are 100% mdma? If not then they can surely smell the meth.

Drug dogs don't exactly give good descriptions.Have you ever asked one?



Didn't think so.
Fear and Loathing

5-6 pills is small enough to fit up your ass in a balloon if you're really worried..

its also a small enough amount not to be worth the trouble.

Be funny if the cop that searched you was gay and let you go :D

you guys are crazy. the best place for it would be right in the pocket, maybe in a small bit of kleenex or something, so if you start getting hassled by cops for some reason just eat it when they arent looking or if its real serious eat it in front of the fuckers. still better than getting possession. . . and if you tape it to your leg good luck eating the evidence before the cops stop you

Hide it somewhere good, preferably in a bottle of OTC medicine that look JUST like the ecstasy pills. Camouflage them in plain sight.

The most important part though is to be cool. if you seem nervous, they will search you. Be chilled out and relaxed. have a drink or two in the airport bar before you get on the plane, then sleep while on it.

be relaxed, dammit

the last time i flew i took some E, but i crushed em up, and put em in empty gel caps and threw them into a bottle of cranberry pills, worked fine, i was able to take 50 of em. took forever to pack but it was worth it

or exactly what the guy above me said

if you take any medicines that are capsules, or know any otc ones, open it, put it in that, and put it back in the medicine bottle.

either that or put it in your ass, which is not that bad considering the fines for getting caught are much worse that a little pain in your crack.

dont worry about dogs, and take a benzo before if you get nervous like me

God.....Ive taped halfs of powder to my gooch passing through customs.Its really all fear,and 2 out of 10 days there will be a dog there,so your chances of dogs are small.And if someone already got busted that day,theyre gunna have dogs there all day.Its happened to me,when one guy got popped and lets say,fucked up my vacation.Thank god I was right next to the bathroom.

What about a half ounce of cannabis?

Would compressing it as much as possible and taping it to my dick work? I've never seen dogs at an airport, but I don't fly often. I figure then putting deodorant over some of it and excessive amounts under my pits would take care of smell, but I'm a huge noob at this. Any tips from successful flights? Btw, the flight will be non-international, from coast to coast in the USA.

its not worth it for the weed, just sell it when u leave and buy some more when u get to your place of destination.

I have had enough of these motherfucking drugs on a motherfucking planes threads.

Mods, we need an official Smuggling thread

Problem is I'm just going for a week to go to a camp, so I don't really have time to mess around and find kids selling. The camp picks you up at the airport as well. Is it really that hard to smuggle nug?

if you're uncircumsized put all the pills in tinfoil and stuff the tinfoil underneath your foreskin. it might be uncomfortable.. but you probably wont get caught.

^^^ holy god no...

first time ive laughed at internet-weed-dude

There aren't that many dogs used in airports that I use, so it shouldn't be a problem. Unless you set off the metal detector, you should be safe.

cause pretty much every drug is made of metal.

cause pretty much every drug is made of metal.

Not too bright are you? If he sets off the metal detector, he'll have to deal with security, which leads to a higher chance of being caught.

Not too bright are you? If he sets off the metal detector, he'll have to deal with security, which leads to a higher chance of being caught.

its not like they search you, just tell you to take change out of your pockets

NO SECURITY GUARD IS GOING TO SMELL HIS THIZZ IN HIS POCKET YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Just because you can't see the dogs doesn't mean shit. They keep them in another separate room and use them when there is probable cause.

NO SECURITY GUARD IS GOING TO SMELL HIS THIZZ IN HIS POCKET YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Yeah, but A FUCKING DRUG DOG MIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!

They do HAPPEN TO FUCKING BE AT THE ENTRANCES TO AIRPORTS.

Wow, SN and the faggot above me, you pieces of shit smoke way to much meth.

I used to be just like you queers, thinking that if I brought pot in my pockets teh dope doggies will sniff it!

When have you ever seen a drug dogg at an airport? Never faggots.

You never will see them, either.

SN seems to think that they are in another room..ok that is possible. For probable cause? What the fuck?

You think that if he carries A FEW PILLS OF FUCKING ECSTASY in his pocket, that somehow he will fuck up enough to cause probable cause?

You are all just too paranoid on meth, or the moar probable cause is that you are too scared to bring drugs on an airplane, simple as that.

Christ.

Uhh 2 weeks ago I was at an airport in West Palm Beach, Florida to fly back to Michigan. I was there at 7:30am and there was a flight security agent walking around with a drug dog. This was in the waiting area just inside of the airport.

Put them in your pocket and go to your plane. They dont search you that much, goddamn....

Why tinfoil?.....
Why not something less scratchy?...

You are all just too paranoid on meth, or the moar probable cause is that you are too scared to bring drugs on an airplane, simple as that.

Christ.

dude, you're a douche-bag. of course people are gonna be nervous to bring any kind of illegal shit on a plane. They'll point guns at you, sick the dogs on you, possibly tase and beat you, then arrest you! THEN comes the trial. You could go to prison for a few months or be fined a shitload.

BlackPope, just because you think you're some kind of awesome-hard-ass, doesn't mean everyone else has the same misconceptions. And you know, I'm terribly sorry that not everyone has the internet confidence you do, you incredible cunt.

Well, I've seen drug dogs at JFK, Rochester, and LAX airports.... So....

What were you saying?

I've flown to many, many places and have never seen a drug dog. All I've ever carried were weed and weak opiates placed in my presction bottles. NEVER once a drug dogg.

I'm trying to be hard? Is this a joke? I'm trying to tell you that you are a faggot who is scared of bringing drugs over a plane. This isn't that difficult, nor is it "hard." If you think that is hard, wow, you have little to no life experience.

in the past year i have made 7 round trips from miami to new york. using all 4 of the local aiports. Miami international, ft Lauderdale international, Laguardia and jfk. i saw a dog once. it was with these 2 guys carrying machine guns dressed in riot gear. In the ft. Lauderdale airport.


it was like 4am and i was high and realy drunk at the time and probably reeked of marijuana and cocaine. walked right passed the dog before even noticing it was there.

and well he didnt even look at me twice. i did get a bit nervous but quickly forgot and continued on my trip.


i figure if they do have dogs they are bomb sniffing.

does anyone know if they use the same dogs to sniff drugs and bombs?

If you're going to take anything illicit abroad you're taking a risk whatever way you look at it. Sure, you might not get caught, but then there's always the chance that you might. The statistics of getting caught are pretty high too.

wow ur srsly liek rly intense.

rly.