I'm back home, none of my friends are around, so I'm bored and need to light up in my room. What are some tricks to minimize the smell? As far as I know, these are the best ways:

- Dryer sheet over a toilet paper roll, exhale into that
- Open all windows
- Towel at the bottom of the door

Anything else I can do?

Cover vents if you have them, get Axe or a fan if you can to.

just blow your hits out the window

Smoke outside.

hang your head outa the window then burn thats what i used to do just dont fall out

If you're in the basement it's next to impossible, as the smell will just travel up through your house. Or that's how it is for me anyway. If you're lucky enough to be on the top floor just cover up airways and blow out the window and consider making a spoof.

I've done this so many times... short answer is it's impossible to completely mask the smell. It will linger for around an hour even if you hang your head out the window.

More tips:

Close any vents in your room or the smell will circulate through the house. (IMPORTANT)
Always hold the pipe outside of the window.
Exhale as far away from the window with your head close to the house and do it downwind. (Rip a small piece of paper and drop it outside your window to see exactly which way the wind is going)

febreeze

Go in your bathroom. Turn the water on very hot. Wait for steam. Use a spoof, put a towel under the door. Shower stoned. If there is a window in the bathroom, blow it out the window.

This is overkill unless you live in a Nazi household, but its a sure way to never get caught.

Just go take a drive or walk man. I'm lucky, when I lived at home my mom didn't give a fuck.

i smoke in my room everyday with no odor whatsoever, so dont say its impossible. Use a waterbong because the water will filter it some, then when youre done hitting it you gotta smother the bowl with your finger. It will be hot so put a rag on your finger. Then take a waterbottle and cuyt hte bottom off. put duct tape on the cut part so its not jagged. Then fold a dryer sheet until it barely covers the mouth of the water bottle and tape it on. Then fill the rest of the bottle with dryer sheets. like a whole box.

Then put a sock around the end with the dryer sheet taped to it. then put a dryer shett over that and put on another sock to hold it.

When you blow through it put your whole mouth to the duct tape and squish the bottle to make it airtight. thats it. hapy smoking. But you might want to keep a bottle of febreze around in case you let some smoke escape, but youll figure it out after like one time, unless youre a retard.

At first itll smell really stronly of dryer sheets, but after a while itll be odorless. You can also spray down the socks with febreze for extra fragrance.

Ozium. Do the dryer sheets in a water bottle thing and smoke under a blanket. than spray ozium when your don e.

smoking cigarettes works pretty well to cover it

I used to use a one-hitter with head out the window exhaling into a toilet-paper tube full of dryer sheets (also out the window) and capping the one-hitter with my lighter. Worked well enough for me. Afterwards, have some munchies to take the smell off your breath.

Go outside. Or at least out a window and spray some Ozium.

Make a light bulb vaporizer. It leaves a small smell that smells something like hay and strawberries mixed to me, but if you spray something it will easily mask it.


www.waytoomany.com for how to make one


This is the absolute best way for "stealth smoking." I've used this method 100's of times and had my mom walk in the room 5 minutes after smoking and never got caught.

use a pipe.

make sure to cover the bowl so that no smoke escapes when you're not hitting.

blow your hits out of a partially opened window from 1 inch away from the window.

burn some incense.

burn some incense.

thats all i've ever had to do

wrong i got caught like this 30+ times
i just never gave a shit.
this only works if you have a window in the bathroom fyi

burn some incense.

My mom caught on to this.

Shit maybe it's just me, but I've got away with closing the door smoking out of my window for like a year now.

The hardest part is trying to get the fucking thing lit outside though. All the air seems to like suck in and blow it out easily, or maybe I'm just shit with a lighter.

But yeah, I have a bed beneath my window so I can kneel down on it and lean out quite far, thus the smoke doesn't really come into my room at all. It's handy because if my nan ever does decide to come in, I can quickly hide the lighter and spliff on the little window frame ledge and pretend I'm looking out of the window and taking some time to chill out after doing a lot of work.

I've smoked in my room a few times when nan's been out for a while though. The trick is to minimise the amount of fabric/cotton/clothes .etc which the smell can attach on to. Also, open up all the windows, and prepare to waste a lot of febreeze when you're done. Make sure you focus the spraying on clothes and stuff though.

wrong i got caught like this 30+ times
i just never gave a shit.
this only works if you have a window in the bathroom fyi

Works for me. I don't even do the towel thing, just steam, smoke, evacuator fan thingy, fat dump, shower stoned.

Brush teeth, spray neutral perfume while air is still steamy.

Eat sausages/meaty greasy food to solve breath and wash down with coffee.

If you really reek and are paranoid dip fingers in coffee and pick your nose with them.

There are things you can get called smoke savers. they are basically a glass tube that u put a joint into and seal. one end has an elastic part that allows air to get in when u inhale and then immediatly closes. the only place the smoke really escapes is through the place you suck on so just exhale through bounty sheets in a toilet paper tube, the smoke saver will collect the ashes/smoke that woulda been lost if you were regularly smoking a J

where can i get one of these?

what does your friends not being around have todo with you not smoking outside? you scared to smoke outside alone?

Ozium ftw, it covers up blunts

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If you're paranoid about you're clothes smelling, wear a different shirt when lighting up.

With the head out the window thing, how are some people so retarded that they need to use a doob tube as well? I have never had any problems with this method when i just blow the smoke downwind. A tip for newbies would be to position your body at the left/rightmost corner of the window (depending on wind direction) and arch your back slightly so you are above you're window. If that doesn't help ya, then jump out that window because you're a waste of oxygen.

If any of y'all are really paranoid (or want your room smelling great), get a hepa air filter. My friend has one and has never had any problems with smoking indoors. The unit itself isn't that expensive. Its the fucking filters you pay out of you're ass for.

What i do i have one of those fans that sits in your window can set it to blow out,and just sit by the window holding the bowl beside the fan and blow out of the fan and there is hardly any smell