SHT FUCK FUCK Alright, I came home from work at BK and usually when I get off work, my mom will be eating dinner with her friends, at a church function, or something like that. It's like a guaranteed thing that she doesn't come home from the church until 5. She's 70+, doesn't work, and relies on a walker, so she tries to get out during the late afternoon for exercise. Anyway, since she's always gone, I decided to roll a spliff and spark it up in my room. It's something I've done a million times, since I was 19. So I'm getting high, talking to some chicks off myspace, blaring some Floyd.


All the sudden my door is pushed open, and there is my mom holding leftovers. I shit a brick. She starts yelling at me, telling me I'm useless and that i'm almost 35 and that it's time to get out of her house. And then she looked at my monitor and said "and what are those girls?! What are you doing on there? Talking to highschool girls?!" I just told her I was relaxing after work and talking to girls online for conversation. She has always said doesn't want weed in her house, which I can respect. This is probably the dozenth time I've been caught smoking, so she's really fed up to now. I'm really nervous, my stomach has butterflies.

She's been napping since 6 though, hopefully she'll wake up and won't throw me out.

So who else has been caught and did your mom flip out too?

your 35.. i kind of agree with her that you should have moved out by now...

never been caught smoking weed, they have found bongs in my room on more than 1 occasion, the first time i got bitched out and grounded for 2 weeks, the 2nd time nothing was said short of a phone call... "is it from the old stuff?", "yea it is mom"... that was all.. they have kind of come to terms with it...

LOL!

troll.

its prolly happened to most of us on here man, dont worry about it

edit: lol i didnt even read the whole post

get the fuck out you stupid fucking troll.. i've had just about enough of these moronic pieces of garbage i'm seeing so much of in this forum lately.. if you can't say something fucking serious then GTFO.

Take away her Oxygen tanks to make her STFU!

My mum caught me this morning, i just said i was smoking a cig.
She gave a me 20 sec talk about how bad it is for you, and now she still nice to me.

Ok troll

get the fuck out you stupid fucking troll.. i've had just about enough of these moronic pieces of garbage i'm seeing so much of in this forum lately.. if you can't say something fucking serious then GTFO.

fuck off, and let yourself:D troll ;)

i likes you:)

Do her a favor and move out....
And get with those highschool girls..

you already said that. someone needs to hit you in the head with a ROD!

The fuck? You're 35, living in your old-ass mom's house. You got caught smoking weed and chatting with HS GIRLS.

You do need to GTFO her house, you fucking loser.

Ignorant son of a bitch.

y u troll me?

Ignorant son of a bitch.

Oh, and you're not a troll? Excuse me then, sorry.

Oh, and you're not a troll? Excuse me then, sorry.

I'm not a troll. People don't like me and can't think of anything to call me so they use this. It's basically a universal term around this message board that can be used when your intelligence is lower than someone elses and you have nothing you can really say.

Sorry to trash-talk you, but I have to. You're thirty-four, work at Burger Kind and live with your mom. I think it's about time that you move on with your life.

I'm not a troll. People don't like me and can't think of anything to call me so they use this. It's basically a universal term around this message board that can be used when your intelligence is lower than someone elses and you have nothing you can really say.

what a coincidence! you use this phrase a lot!

OP:
This is a blatant troll post. if it isnt then you should kill yourself.

Internet Weed Dude:
You are a troll. But its ok, you're good at it, and since dist0rtion hasnt been around recently we need someone to flame the retards.

Flame the retards? All he does is post bullshit made up lies about drugs, and talk shit about actual contributing members. And no, he fails at trolling, just like the OP.

Flame the retards? All he does is post bullshit made up lies about drugs, and talk shit about actual contributing members. And no, he fails at trolling, just like the OP.

i know you two dont like eachother, and you two flame eachother because of that. but what would BLTC be without a resident troll?

i know you two dont like eachother, and you two flame eachother because of that. but what would BLTC be without a resident troll?


A decent forum? And we already had much better trolls before that dumbass came around.

A decent forum? And we already had much better trolls before that dumbass came around.

the fact that you hate him so much is evidence that he is at least a decent troll ;)

the fact that you hate him so much is evidence that he is at least a decent troll ;)

Fact: Stupid Noob is easily troln.

Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Murder/Suicide!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
Boy my heart's calculatin'
My true love will be waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride.

Murder/Suicide!

get the fuck out you stupid fucking troll.. i've had just about enough of these moronic pieces of garbage i'm seeing so much of in this forum lately.. if you can't say something fucking serious then GTFO.

Irony!

Fact: Stupid Noob is easily troln.

He's right you know..........

I'm not a troll. People don't like me and can't think of anything to call me so they use this. It's basically a universal term around this message board that can be used when your intelligence is lower than someone elses and you have nothing you can really say.

no.... your a part time troll and a part time moron. and no one likes you because you troll... and well.... you fail at it...

Flame the retards? All he does is post bullshit made up lies about drugs, and talk shit about actual contributing members. And no, he fails at trolling, just like the OP.

Oh would you give it a fucking rest you dumb fucking faggot. you just have your panties in a bunch because i said the EXACT SAME THING about YOU a few days ago. If you want to have some sort of lame online beef like a little bitch at least come up with your own criticisms.

Oh would you give it a fucking rest you dumb fucking faggot. you just have your panties in a bunch because i said the EXACT SAME THING about YOU a few days ago. If you want to have some sort of lame online beef like a little bitch at least come up with your own criticisms.

yea, but the thing is... noob actually contributes, you just troll and say retarded shit.

yea, but the thing is... noob actually contributes, you just troll and say retarded shit.

He contributes false innaccurate information. I'm not a troll. If i am BACK IT THE FUCK UP THEN faggot. i've seen alot of posts by you actually and i must say the person behind your username obviously has some sort of mental handicap.

Oh would you give it a fucking rest you dumb fucking faggot. you just have your panties in a bunch because i said the EXACT SAME THING about YOU a few days ago. If you want to have some sort of lame online beef like a little bitch at least come up with your own criticisms.

I hate you. Honestly. I'll even go as far to say that I am purposefully breaking my spiritual and moral beliefs just to hate you. You, solely you, are the reason I have hate in my heart. There is nothing that gets me more pissed off than even seeing your username on totse and knowing our temple is tainted with your fucking mess while good people are fuck out of luck because registration is locked.

You will never amount to anything more than an annoying piece of shit stuck on the bottom of totse's shoes, impeding our growth with your foul stench and mind-boggling antics. I'd rather you die in a fire than have world peace restored and international corruption abandoned.

I hate you. Honestly. I'll even go as far to say that I am purposefully breaking my spiritual and moral beliefs just to hate you. You, solely you, are the reason I have hate in my heart. There is nothing that gets me more pissed off than even seeing your username on totse and knowing our temple is tainted with your fucking mess while good people are fuck out of luck because registration is locked.

You will never amount to anything more than an annoying piece of shit stuck on the bottom of totse's shoes, impeding our growth with your foul stench and mind-boggling antics. I'd rather you die in a fire than have world peace restored and international corruption abandoned.

Shut up ginger. You don't get to have an opinion.

He contributes false innaccurate information. I'm not a troll. If i am BACK IT THE FUCK UP THEN faggot. i've seen alot of posts by you actually and i must say the person behind your username obviously has some sort of mental handicap.
I still haven't seen you post a single fucking reference or source proving me wrong on ANYTHING. All you do is run around bitching saying I contribute false info, and yet you can't seem to prove it, or correct it yourself. Go on, go find one fucking time where I gave false information, that hasn't already been pointed out and corrected. You can't. Faggot.

Just do this.

I still haven't seen you post a single fucking reference or source proving me wrong on ANYTHING. All you do is run around bitching saying I contribute false info, and yet you can't seem to prove it, or correct it yourself. Go on, go find one fucking time where I gave false information, that hasn't already been pointed out and corrected. You can't. Faggot.

Are you fucking braindead? I've pointed out where you were wrong several times you stupid fucking worthless retard. In fact I'm doing so right here by telling you this. Just get the fuck off this forum you whiny little bitch.

Shut up ginger. You don't get to have an opinion.

Yeah, since I have red hair... oh wait...

Seriously, everything you've ever posted on totse has been misinformation. You're the lowest of the low when it comes to totse. The trolls here even have more respect than you.

You are a waste of flesh. I'm upset that you were created. Some random crackhead was jacking off in a bathroom when your mother burst in and sat on his dick right as he was cumming. You lack in every area of life. All you do is cause fucking problems. I wouldn't even say you're worth huffing raid or m/s'ing yourself. You're that worthless.

I lawl'd...I also saw it coming.

Are you fucking braindead? I've pointed out where you were wrong several times you stupid fucking worthless retard. In fact I'm doing so right here by telling you this. Just get the fuck off this forum you whiny little bitch.

I wouldnt fuck with someone that can breathe fire!

Yeah, since I have red hair... oh wait...

Seriously, everything you've ever posted on totse has been misinformation. You're the lowest of the low when it comes to totse. The trolls here even have more respect than you.

You are a waste of flesh. I'm upset that you were created. Some random crackhead was jacking off in a bathroom when your mother burst in and sat on his dick right as he was cumming. You lack in every area of life. All you do is cause fucking problems. I wouldn't even say you're worth huffing raid or m/s'ing yourself. You're that worthless.

Lame attempt @ intelligent insults.

I wouldnt fuck with someone that can breathe fire!

That's cuz he's a flamer(pun intended)

That's cuz he's a flamer(pun intended)

no, its cause he posted pics of himself breathing fire.

no, its cause he posted pics of himself breathing fire.

I'm well aware of this...thank you for ruining the credibility of a perfectly executed insult.

I'm well aware of this...thank you for ruining the credibility of a perfectly executed insult.

an insult that I ALREADY THOUGHT OF AND USED a few months ago. dick.

an insult that I ALREADY THOUGHT OF AND USED a few months ago. dick.

yea? did you trademark that phrase? STFU!

yea? did you trademark that phrase? STFU!

yes. no. no.

an insult that I ALREADY THOUGHT OF AND USED a few months ago. dick.

Wow, now you have to pull the "I thought of it before you" card, Al Gore.

Wow, now you have to pull the "I thought of it before you" card, Al Gore.

Actually I used the Al Gore reference a few weeks ago as well. Come up with your own shit.

Actually I used the Al Gore reference a few weeks ago as well. Come up with your own shit.

Hey! Don't turn this on me. I'm no Carlos Mencia, Mr. Mencia.

an insult that I ALREADY THOUGHT OF AND USED a few months ago. dick.

Sorry, I forgot to use the search function before I left that reply.

P.S. I was on your side, Internet Weed Dude. It's become clear to me that you are confused and you shouldn't post if you're high.

lol the was actually kinda funny

Sorry, I forgot to use the search function before I left that reply.

P.S. I was on your side, Internet Weed Dude. It's become clear to me that you are confused and you shouldn't post if you're high.

He's not high, he's ignorant.

i hope for your sake and your mothers that you're a troll.

it obviously is.

Chemical Eudamoneia sp?

good troll, i laughed

your 35, live with your mom, smoking weed, work at BK, talking to highschool girls on myspace. your a loser,

Are you fucking braindead? I've pointed out where you were wrong several times you stupid fucking worthless retard. In fact I'm doing so right here by telling you this. Just get the fuck off this forum you whiny little bitch.

internet weed dude (what a gay name btw), you know and we all know that if you were to leave totse noone would care and if they did they would be very glad you left, stupid noob on the other hand is one of the most valuable posters here and noone (besides people whos feelings were hurt by SN, such as yourself) would want him to leave. I bet irl you look like gollum and have no straight friends (gay ones dont count, you know they just like your ass), no murder 4u, just suicide plz.

internet weed dude (what a gay name btw), you know and we all know that if you were to leave totse noone would care and if they did they would be very glad you left, stupid noob on the other hand is one of the most valuable posters here and noone (besides people whos feelings were hurt by SN, such as yourself) would want him to leave. I bet irl you look like gollum and have no straight friends (gay ones dont count, you know they just like your ass), no murder 4u, just suicide plz.

leave the username out of it asshole!

leave the username out of it asshole!

i will. my bad.

internet weed dude (what a gay name btw), you know and we all know that if you were to leave totse noone would care and if they did they would be very glad you left, stupid noob on the other hand is one of the most valuable posters here and noone (besides people whos feelings were hurt by SN, such as yourself) would want him to leave. I bet irl you look like gollum and have no straight friends (gay ones dont count, you know they just like your ass), no murder 4u, just suicide plz.

suiciding himself wouldn't even do justice. He should just go live in a hole in the ground, coming out only to feast on insects from time to time.

We should just make an OFFICIAL FLAME THREAD (because going to B&M is too much of a hassle) and let IWD battle it out with everyone who hates him.

Why hasn't this been locked yet?

Oh and IWD is a total faggot.
/thread

I hate you. Honestly. I'll even go as far to say that I am purposefully breaking my spiritual and moral beliefs just to hate you. You, solely you, are the reason I have hate in my heart. There is nothing that gets me more pissed off than even seeing your username on totse and knowing our temple is tainted with your fucking mess while good people are fuck out of luck because registration is locked.

You will never amount to anything more than an annoying piece of shit stuck on the bottom of totse's shoes, impeding our growth with your foul stench and mind-boggling antics. I'd rather you die in a fire than have world peace restored and international corruption abandoned.


QFMFT

Time to shut this trollfest down.