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 2008-03-20, 04:18 |
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 very funny high school dealers.
a week ago i heard the funniest thing from one of my friends that his dealer told him. apparently there is some strain going around that has "things" in it that cut up your throat and allow more thc to enter the bloodstream. got any similar stories.
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2008-03-20, 04:21 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
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#3
2008-03-20, 04:23 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
over half the dealers I know have tried to snort adderall XR without crushing up the beads
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2008-03-20, 04:26 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
http://goatse.ch/hello.jpg
we need to disable the image in thread feature.
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#5
2008-03-20, 04:30 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
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over half the dealers I know have tried to snort adderall XR without crushing up the beads
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your shitting me. |
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#6
2008-03-20, 04:42 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
your shitting me.
nope.
and there can apparently be alot of blood too.
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2008-03-20, 04:45 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
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#8
2008-03-20, 04:50 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
menthol ciggerettes do that, so in theory you can get a little bit higher by smoking a newport before a blunt. I dont know what theyd put in weed to do that.
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2008-03-20, 04:54 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
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Originally Posted by Mongoloid
over half the dealers I know have tried to snort adderall XR without crushing up the beads
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I actually saw a kid do that the other week at lunch.
I tried to warn him. |
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2008-03-20, 04:56 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
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Originally Posted by 42Oinchrims
menthol ciggerettes do that, so in theory you can get a little bit higher by smoking a newport before a blunt. I dont know what theyd put in weed to do that.
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Uh... What? |
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#11
2008-03-20, 05:26 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
Urban legend.
Snopes has an entire article on it.
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#12
2008-03-20, 05:30 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
Some dealer tried to sell me these little flowers in a baggie like it was bud once.He was'nt very bright.
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#13
2008-03-20, 05:42 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
Uh... What?
The menthol cuts open the back of your throat, so in theory the thc gets in your blood quicker. Ive never eprsonally known a difference, just a hypothesis i guess. A theory is backed by research and esxperiments. Adn im with Aces n 8s im tired of seeing that picture of internet weed dud playing with his ass.
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2008-03-20, 06:20 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
My dealer is a black rusta who always has a joint in his mouth.
He is always funny.
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#15
2008-03-20, 10:54 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
THC is absorbed by your lungs, not the "back of the throat", you dim-witted peasants.
Menthol cigs don't do shit except for making a nice mix in the J.
No one has ever sold shards of glass or similar in weed. That's just retarded.
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#16
2008-03-20, 11:02 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
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Originally Posted by John Q. Adequate
THC is absorbed by your lungs, not the "back of the throat", you dim-witted peasants.
Menthol cigs don't do shit except for making a nice mix in the J.
No one has ever sold shards of glass or similar in weed. That's just retarded.
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They cut weed with glass dust in the UK.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1988586,00.html
Edit: That link is dead, but I got it here: http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_health.shtml |
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#17
2008-03-20, 11:25 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
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Originally Posted by John Q. Adequate
THC is absorbed by your lungs, not the "back of the throat", you dim-witted peasants.
Menthol cigs don't do shit except for making a nice mix in the J.
No one has ever sold shards of glass or similar in weed. That's just retarded.
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I was under the impression that only the filter has Menthol in it.
So it wouldn't make a difference if you put the tobacco from a normal cigarette into the joint, or a menthol. |
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#18
2008-03-20, 11:29 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
I was under the impression that only the filter has Menthol in it.
So it wouldn't make a difference if you put the tobacco from a normal cigarette into the joint, or a menthol.
I dunno, over here the tobacco is perfumed. I guess there are filters for that purpose, but I've made a mint joint before so there is empirical evidence.
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#19
2008-03-20, 11:31 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
They cut weed with glass dust in the UK.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1988586,00.html
Edit: That link is dead, but I got it here: http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_health.shtml
Sounds like drug war propaganda to me.
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2008-03-20, 16:10 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
Ive been told belmonts have fiberglass in them that cut up your lungs, etc. etc.
I dont know if it's true or not, I tend not to believe it, but that could be because of my love for belmonts, mmmm.
EDIT- btw belmonts are smokes made by Benson & Hedges in canada, I've smoked B&H nd their basically identical
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#21
2008-03-20, 16:32 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
"sandy weed"
It's when they spray shit onto the plant to make it heavier. It cuts your throat, and is not good to smoke. Ignore the bullshit about thc entering your bloodstream, even if that's true you don't want to be doing it.
Let's face it, these are just kids who have no idea what they're talking about. Don't buy their sandy weed.
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#22
2008-03-20, 17:35 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
Adn im with strugglign artists im tired of seeing that picture of internet weed dud playing with his ass.
lulz... this whole thread is ripe with lulz...
but yea sucks for the uk boys with their silica additives...
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#23
2008-03-20, 18:24 |
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Disregard 85% of what your faggot ass high school dealer tells you.
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2008-03-20, 18:37 |
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Fuck I'm glad I don't live in the UK.
Sand, glass, silica gel beads or what have you, that is some fucking grimy dirty skeevy ass shit they're pulling on the average customer. Everyone who does that needs to be tortured.
Sounds like some people over the pond have no option but to grow their own.
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#25
2008-03-20, 18:40 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
That silica/glass/sand phase ended months ago. My dealer had it once so I told him I was not gonna buy it, and to call me when he had some clean weed. Haven't seen it since.
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2008-03-20, 18:44 |
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That silica/glass/sand phase ended months ago. My dealer had it once so I told him I was not gonna buy it, and to call me when he had some clean weed. Haven't seen it since.
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That doesn't mean it's gone. I've talked to several UKers who say it's still happening in parts.
That just means your dealer wised up about the stupid fucking bullshit and realized that tainted weed won't generate more profit, instead only lose more costumers. |
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2008-03-20, 19:19 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
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Originally Posted by ingutted
a week ago i heard the funniest thing from one of my friends that his dealer told him. apparently there is some strain going around that has "things" in it that cut up your throat and allow more thc to enter the bloodstream. got any similar stories.
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no good stories, however I always smoke hookah before I hit a blunt. I get a hell of a lot higher. |
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#28
2008-03-20, 19:45 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
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Originally Posted by John Q. Adequate
THC is absorbed by your lungs, not the "back of the throat", you dim-witted peasants.
Menthol cigs don't do shit except for making a nice mix in the J.
No one has ever sold shards of glass or similar in weed. That's just retarded.
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dim-witted peasants.. good one 
totse needs a cleansing |
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#29
2008-03-20, 22:16 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
somebody once told me not to do cocaine, because it has shards of glass in it, so once you snort it, it cuts up your veins in the nose, so the coke gets absorbed better  |
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#30
2008-03-20, 22:47 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
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Originally Posted by 42Oinchrims
menthol ciggerettes do that, so in theory you can get a little bit higher by smoking a newport before a blunt. I dont know what theyd put in weed to do that.
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You're full of fucking shit. Now dip cuts your lips to aide in absorption too?
Fuckwad. |
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#31
2008-03-20, 23:20 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
this thread is an example of how utterly retarded this board gets when kidiots dont have school and spend all of spring break on totse.
just wait until summer, you'll be thinking back to these good ol days when there was only 1 or 2 threads with an average IQ of 15.
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2008-03-20, 23:41 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
Oh god, I've heard my share.
Like, coughing makes you higher. If you grind up the stems it makes you higher, same with eating them. Putting alcohol in your bong in place of bong water gets you drunk.
Shit, speaking of bong water, this is the epitome of high school retardedness. There's this fucking stupid guy, Mike. For some reason he gets invited to my friends house to smoke weed. Probably because he was providing it. Anyways, my friends manage to talk this guy into drinking the bong water. Long story short, he chugs it all back and ends up barfing all over my friends deck and IN the bong. What a dumbass.
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#33
2008-03-20, 23:53 |
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Oh god, I've heard my share.
Like, coughing makes you higher. If you grind up the stems it makes you higher, same with eating them. Putting alcohol in your bong in place of bong water gets you drunk.
Shit, speaking of bong water, this is the epitome of high school retardedness. There's this fucking stupid guy, Mike. For some reason he gets invited to my friends house to smoke weed. Probably because he was providing it. Anyways, my friends manage to talk this guy into drinking the bong water. Long story short, he chugs it all back and ends up barfing all over my friends deck and IN the bong. What a dumbass.
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that is fucking disgusting. i would make him buy me a new bong. |
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#34
2008-03-21, 00:33 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
Like, coughing makes you higher.
I think that's actually true, to some extent anyway. Coughing opens up the alveoli in your lungs which enables more THC to be absorbed into your blood. The more you know...
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#35
2008-03-21, 03:09 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
your shitting me.
You'd be surprised how stupid some people are...
I think that's actually true, to some extent anyway. Coughing opens up the alveoli in your lungs which enables more THC to be absorbed into your blood. The more you know...
That one's true. It'll open up parts of your lung that air/smoke usually wouldn't get to, and will allow you to get higher.
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#36
2008-03-21, 03:41 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
I knew a dumbass in HS who would just spray paint buds purple and try to sell them. It was so obvious that he spray painted them. He wasn't too bright either.
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#37
2008-03-21, 03:42 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
yeh dude i just got this sweet weed!!!!!!!!!!
.........it was about twice as expensive but get this.... its got little particles of silica in it....and my dealer said that it gets you mad high.
hell its a lot of work to get the silica particles in there...i think its worth it.....
you guys should try this new strain its T3H BOMB!
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#38
2008-03-21, 10:48 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
dim-witted peasants.. good one
totse needs a cleansing
Great idea! Let's start with you, Mr I'm-too-good-to-contribute. |
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2008-03-21, 16:46 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
That doesn't mean it's gone. I've talked to several UKers who say it's still happening in parts.
That just means your dealer wised up about the stupid fucking bullshit and realized that tainted weed won't generate more profit, instead only lose more costumers.
or instead of a being a scheming faggot like you are, Bought a dirty sack in the first place and realized it, and just changed his connect. Not everyone is a snake like that.
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2008-03-21, 16:58 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
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I knew a dumbass in HS who would just spray paint buds purple and try to sell them. It was so obvious that he spray painted them. He wasn't too bright either.
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it was you wasn't it.? |
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2008-03-21, 17:24 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
or instead of a being a scheming faggot like you are, Bought a dirty sack in the first place and realized it, and just changed his connect. Not everyone is a snake like that.
Why the fuck did you turn the attack on me? First of all, I don't live in the UK, second off, I don't get the grimy ass silica gel shit. And even if I did, I wouldn't sell it.
I certainly didn't say everyone was doing it, merely that it was still happening in some parts.
Get the fuck out.
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2008-03-21, 18:13 |
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Oh god, I've heard my share.
Like, coughing makes you higher. If you grind up the stems it makes you higher, same with eating them. Putting alcohol in your bong in place of bong water gets you drunk.
Shit, speaking of bong water, this is the epitome of high school retardedness. There's this fucking stupid guy, Mike. For some reason he gets invited to my friends house to smoke weed. Probably because he was providing it. Anyways, my friends manage to talk this guy into drinking the bong water. Long story short, he chugs it all back and ends up barfing all over my friends deck and IN the bong. What a dumbass.
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my friends made my other fat jew friend drink the bong water before, ill post up the vid if i can get it :D |
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2008-03-21, 19:21 |
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Originally Posted by ingutted
a week ago i heard the funniest thing from one of my friends that his dealer told him. apparently there is some strain going around that has "things" in it that cut up your throat and allow more thc to enter the bloodstream. got any similar stories.
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um, that's not funny.
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2008-03-21, 22:45 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
um, that's not funny.
at all.
well i find it funny.
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2008-03-22, 01:57 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
Great idea! Let's start with you, Mr I'm-too-good-to-contribute.
You're right. As a dim-witted peasant there's no way I would be able to spew out such fascinating observations. Please, bless us with your plethora of insight and information!
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2008-03-22, 02:06 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
My dealer gives me 1/4 for head.
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2008-03-22, 03:43 |
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Re: very funny high school dealers.
Man, what I wouldn't give to get in on that deal.
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