I realize that there's a thread in BLTC for this but I don't think it gets checked much. Some say that drinking water is just a myth and that it doesn't work.

Anyway, I took a drug test yesterday, and before that I drank about 174 oz of water and coffee. I pissed 6 times before the actual test, and when I did take the test I got midstream. Last time I smoked was Friday, less than .5. Before that, the last time I'd smoked was Tuesday, less than .5 again.

This is such a fucking wimpy thread, but does it seem like I am in the clear?

Yer gonna get sent to boot camp... Savage, lusty teen boot camp. I can see the porn vid in my head right now!

I did. It was for a job. I had cheefed a fat chronic blunt about 4.5 days before the test. Just drank lots of water, pissed alot so by the time the sample was in the cup they didnt even detect anything. And this was a lab test too. And before that, I had been smoking every day for months.

Most likely your in the clear, hopefully you got most of that midstream lulz.

You should be good, drinking large amounts of water dilutes your pee below cutoff levels. If they didn't say anything about it being clear than your good. Works every time for me being on probation and all.

Really ^^^ eh?

Really ^^^ eh?

Yeah apparently, who would have thought?

Yeah apparently, who would have thought?

Dude, thats fucking awesome. I'm about to be on probation. Are you on juvenile probation though? Cause thats a little different.

Thank fuck, waiting for the results is eating a hole at me.

They will make you retake is if your piss is too clear, so get yourself some niacin (prob. find some at Walgreens or something). It turns your piss straight gold yellow.

Erm... Ever thought of... you know... not doing drugs until the shitstorm is over?

It was a surprise drug test, and yes, I am abstaining from weed for a good while.

I take these vitamin b super pills, take 2 and your piss has color no matter how much water you drink.