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| Better Living Through Chemistry Discussions of any and all sorts of mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, and altered states. Please try to keep your conversations "theoretical" in nature, since this is an open conference. |
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#1
 2008-03-18, 00:10
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greesh 
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Canadian Border Patrol?
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 2008-03-18, 00:52
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
The same thing happened to me, I ended up going to toronto last summer. Don't worry about finding buds in toronto, it's very easy to get weed there. As far as crossing the border, it was much harder to get back into the united states. They didn't search any of us on the bus while going into Canada, they just asked us how much money we had, and looked at all of our paperwork. I stuffed two beautiful glass pipes while coming back over the border in the trash of the bus because I was so worried about how much stricter they were acting. FUCK 9\11 and all of its effects.
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#3
 2008-03-18, 00:53
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JohnBrown 
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
by the way, what kind of group?
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#4
 2008-03-18, 00:55
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
...Who the fuck smuggles weed from the States into Toronto?
On a serious note, I doubt they'll have dogs. If you want to be safe, I've heard that putting your weed in a shampoo bottle (full of shampoo of course) is a good way to hide it.
But when it comes down to it, it really depends on where you're crossing and who you're crossing with.
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#5
 2008-03-18, 01:01
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greesh 
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
Well.. its a sort of engineering group, competing in an arena
We're gonna be confined to the arena, or the immediate area around the arena. I'm sure we can get out but I don't want to be wandering around streets and get lost or have the teacher be like where the fuck am I. And I'm not too used to scoring from the streets, I usually just get from friends in school.
Its gonna be a bus full of high school kids and a few chaperones... I'm sure border patrol will be suspicious, and I think it was mentioned that we're crossing at Niagra Falls?
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#6
 2008-03-18, 01:04
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
It'll be very easy just so longh as you try not to smuggle anything back to the U.S. of A. Canada is usually pretty slack and if you're crossing at the falls it's not much different. For added security, however, go ahead and put it in something like a candle or an adopted childs descending colon. (<--Like Angelina Jolie)
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#7
 2008-03-18, 01:12
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greesh 
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
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Originally Posted by mrslime9
It'll be very easy just so longh as you try not to smuggle anything back to the U.S. of A. Canada is usually pretty slack and if you're crossing at the falls it's not much different. For added security, however, go ahead and put it in something like a candle or an adopted childs descending colon. (<--Like Angelina Jolie)
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Im just fuckin scared though... I mean the chaperones were being queers the other day when trying to dissuade us from bringing shit, and were like 'just think that the border patrol will open up your shit and your bag with your contraband in it'.
If i stick it in like a shampoo or contact lense solution bottle, will they open all that shit up?
Can i even stick it in my pocket or sock?
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#8
 2008-03-18, 01:31
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
Im just fuckin scared though... I mean the chaperones were being queers the other day when trying to dissuade us from bringing shit, and were like 'just think that the border patrol will open up your shit and your bag with your contraband in it'.
If i stick it in like a shampoo or contact lense solution bottle, will they open all that shit up?
Can i even stick it in my pocket or sock?
Dude its fucking canada, they probably dont give a shit.
Its the usa borders that are hard asses. Keep it in your pocket they wont search lol
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#9
 2008-03-18, 01:38
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Aces N 8S 
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
you're going on a school trip with chaperones and you want to smoke weed while you're there? fuck that dude, just dont smoke for a few days. it beats the hell out of ketting busted for international drug trafficking, getting expelled, getting seriously fucked for weed.
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#10
 2008-03-18, 01:39
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
I'm in Toronto a lot, where abouts will you be?
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#11
 2008-03-18, 01:45
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B.I.G. 
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
Dude, just buy shit here its very easy to grab!
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#12
 2008-03-18, 04:19
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
Though you will have almost no problem finding weed in Toronto...
I assume you will have all of the students luggage underneath the bus right? like in one of those doors on the side of the bus?
Well if so, then just get an unmarked bag, like a duffel bag, fill it with GIRLS clothes permitting that you are dude, if not, then other way around.
Try not to be seen with this bag, just get it in that compartment somehow without anyone knowing it belongs to you.
In with the girls clothes you should have a box of tampons, hide your weed in the tampons box, wrapped up real tight, then re-seal the tampons box. Load into bag, get onto bus... and then if it doesn't get found out, then there you go, you have weed.
If it DOES get found, then just play stupid, pretend you had nothing to do with it... you would also get a pretty fun show out of this, and would also have to watch your whole class get hassled and sit at the border for 5 hours.
But either way, I don't think it would get found... but again... I promise you can find weed in toronto.
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#13
 2008-03-18, 04:22
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Doctor_Ew420 
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
If you keep this weed on your person as you cross... you are a fucking idiot... there will be 30+ people with you all of which can be blamed... so hide it somewhere that ANYONE could hide it.
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#14
 2008-03-18, 04:33
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
I live in the middle of nowhere and the ports don't get a whole lot of traffic, so I don't know what it's like over there. Over here though, the Canadians are pretty cool, but most of the Americans suck dick. It's cool though, because I work for one of the guys and I know some of the other one's because they're friends with my dad, so they're not really dicks to me.
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#15
 2008-03-18, 05:34
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
dont forget to bring a towel... you never know if its gonna rain or you wanna go swimming.
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#16
 2008-03-18, 05:35
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illuminatikiller 
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
I forgot to mention, they're not Border Patrol, they're Customs. Very different.
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#17
 2008-03-18, 05:37
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Doctor_Ew420 
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Re: Canadian Border Patrol?
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Originally Posted by Relentless
dont forget to bring a towel... you never know if its gonna rain or you wanna go swimming.
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