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| Cunning Linguists Languages and their use. What languages do you speak and why? What do words really mean? Can you say things in one language that you can't say in another? Should there be a national language? How many languages should a person know and what are they? |
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#1
 2008-03-15, 05:45
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Teach me a few german words.....
I need to know the following words in german, also how do I pronounce them:
Heil The Holy Hitler
Amen To The Men In Red
Go Back To Hell You Dirty Jew
Jew!
Look at this filthy jew
Back to the oven fucking jew
I need to know these for the lulz.
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#2
 2008-03-15, 05:47
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
Mein Herz Brennt.
I fail at German. :(
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#3
 2008-03-15, 06:08
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
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Originally Posted by Bleeding_Fetus
Mein Herz Brennt.
I fail at German. :(
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Some jews spilled some shit om my doorstep. Screaming this would give them a message.
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#4
 2008-03-15, 13:50
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
I need to know these for the lulz.
if that makes you laugh you need a life or some education ..
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#5
 2008-03-15, 16:49
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niggersexual 
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
schnitzer = boner
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#6
 2008-03-15, 18:52
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
if that makes you laugh you need a life or some education ..
In fact I need both.......:(
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#7
 2008-03-16, 09:06
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
Ok, here's how to say 'I'm gonna fuck you up Jew! '
Isssh vill dine shhh-vans loot-shen, youuu-d!
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#8
 2008-03-16, 18:37
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
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Originally Posted by jackketch
Ok, here's how to say 'I'm gonna fuck you up Jew! '
Isssh vill dine shhh-vans loot-shen, youuu-d!
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Well, it seems legit.....:(
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#9
 2008-03-21, 08:15
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Cheesus_Crust 
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
Jew is Jüden, if I remember correctly.
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#10
 2008-03-21, 08:18
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
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Originally Posted by Cheesus_Crust
Jew is Jüden, if I remember correctly.
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That's the plural.
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#11
 2008-03-21, 08:33
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
That's the plural.
Juden = Jew then
That's how you pronounce it?
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#12
 2008-03-21, 09:32
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
Jew is Jüden
words that end with a vowel don´t have a plural with umlaut ..
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#13
 2008-03-21, 11:01
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
words that end with a vowel don´t have a plural with umlaut ..
How the hell did I miss that???! Blame it on early morning caffeine deficiency !
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#14
 2008-03-21, 11:08
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
Juden = Jew then
That's how you pronounce it?
No that means 'jews'.
Jew = Jude pronounced "You-de" ('de' like 'dur' not 'day')
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#15
 2008-03-24, 01:58
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CDAWG 
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
Es ist Zeit für Säuberung
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!
Thats all you need to know.
My german teacher is a jew.(kinda) An he hates when we say that.
Even though we refer to him as Mein Führer, we still make fun of him for being jew.
But remember
J sounds like a U
Juden=youden
W sounds like V
wir,was,wie = vir vas vie.
You know what, why dont you take a german class or something.
pay be 1 dollar an ill teach you up to german 3
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#16
 2008-03-26, 22:35
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Satanz Handicapped Helper 
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
My struggle= mein kampf.
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#17
 2008-03-26, 22:46
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Without Trying 
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
Inselaffe (Island monkeys) - The Germans nickname for Brits, equivalent to 'Kraut'.
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#18
 2008-04-06, 16:11
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Mahatma Gandhi 
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
99 luft balloons == 99 red balloons
.'. luft == red
Now you are one word richer in German!
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#19
 2008-04-06, 16:20
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niggersexual 
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
Luft means air, dumbass.
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#20
 2008-04-06, 16:57
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
Luft means air, dumbass.
Yes it does but he's not totally wrong. We don't say 'air ballons' in English unless we mean the big people carrying ones. So for lyrical reasons and to keep a sense of the original meaning the song was translated as "99 Red Ballons".
They could have gone for "toy ballons" but it would have lost its icon-ness.
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#21
 2008-04-17, 00:12
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
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Originally Posted by Slag
I need to know the following words in german, also how do I pronounce them:
Heil The Holy Hitler
Amen To The Men In Red
Go Back To Hell You Dirty Jew
Jew!
Look at this filthy jew
Back to the oven fucking jew
I need to know these for the lulz.
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Well if you realy want to know:
Heil The Holy Hitler
Heil der heiligen Hitler
H-I-l deer h-I-liegen Hitler
I as in "I am"
Amen To The Men In Red
[/b]Amen zu die Männer ins Rot[/b]
Aa-men tsu dee menner ins R-o-t
Go Back To Hell You Dirty Jew
Zurück zu Hölle du Judensau!
Tsu-ruke tsu H-u*-le do You-den-sau
u*= as in luck / sau as in sauerkraut
Jew!
Jude!
Youde
Look at this filthy jew (I made it: Look at this jew pig)
Guck mal diesen schweine Jude
[i]Gooke maal dee-zen shjwaine Youde
Maal as in "Baal Hammon"
Back to the oven fucking jew
Zurück ins Ofen du verdammte Jude
Tsu-ruke ins oven do ferdamte Youde
Use the english accent "a" for verdammte.
Don't use these phrases in Germany/Austria. They are punishable by prisontime up to 2 years there.
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#22
 2008-04-17, 06:36
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
Don't use these phrases in Germany/Austria. They are punishable by prisontime up to 2 years there.
don´t use online translators in forums to show you have knowledge of a language, there are at least 2 mistakes in each sentence ..
stop digging out old threads and give answers the people didn´t want to give because of ethic aspects ..
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#23
 2008-04-17, 11:49
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
don´t use online translators in forums to show you have knowledge of a language, there are at least 2 mistakes in each sentence ..
stop digging out old threads and give answers the people didn´t want to give because of ethic aspects ..
I don't use translators and I'm not fluent in German. I speak it to a reasonable degree. And could give a damn about ethics.
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#24
 2008-04-17, 17:39
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
er ist ein Idiot
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#25
 2008-04-17, 18:34
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
I don't use translators and I'm not fluent in German. I speak it to a reasonable degree. And could give a damn about ethics.
BSK accused me of the same thing a while back. That retard doesn't seem to understand the concept of "not being fluent" and "making mistakes". The idiotic thing is that he equates translator use with making any grammatical error (ie. using the wrong case of "der" in one of your translations somehow makes him think you used a translator).
Ironically, he consistently makes mistakes with his English, with things ranging from punctuation errors/ommisions, to completely fucking up grammatically.
He's either a troll or an immature moron. I'd like to think the average German isn't as stupid as him, but then again...:p
Just ignore him.
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For general reference:
Translator use is SUGGESTED when someone's writing has no idiomatic structure to it, and when statements only make sense if you directly translated them back to English. A common example from English is when someone translates the verb "to like" as a simile. Or perhaps not using the idiomatic structure when asking someone's name or age. But even with such mistakes, it's not necessarily proof of translator-use...
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#26
 2008-04-17, 19:00
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niggersexual 
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
Not to mention that BSK is one of those retards who can't use the right kind of apostrophes. It makes me sick every time I have to look at posts like that.
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#27
 2008-04-17, 19:41
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
the right kind of apostrophes
that made me cum hard - and knight if you say:
Well if you realy want to know:
and you have 2 or more mistakes in each sentence you better shut the fuck up ..
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#28
 2008-04-17, 20:04
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niggersexual 
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
that made me cum hard
Pedophile?
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#29
 2008-04-17, 20:46
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Re: Teach me a few german words.....
that made me cum hard - and knight if you say:
and you have 2 or more mistakes in each sentence you better shut the fuck up ..
English makes use of commas, single periods, and capital letters. You also used the dash incorrectly.
Fucking moron.
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