Jesus christ, this guy was nuts.

U.S. drug smuggler caught as swallowed capsules burst

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica (Reuters) - An American in Costa Rica was caught smuggling nearly a pound of cocaine (0.4 kg) in his stomach after he went into convulsions on a plane bound for Miami, police said on Friday.

The 22-year-old man swallowed dozens of capsules stuffed with the drug before boarding a plane on Thursday in the Costa Rican capital, San Jose.

Police said he started to vomit and convulse before the plane took off and was rushed to a hospital where he was still recovering on Friday.

"They had to open him up too remove the capsules," said police spokeswoman Marielos Barbosa.

The man, identified only by his last name, Keller, was the second American arrested this month at the airport for smuggling cocaine in his stomach.

The Central American country works with U.S. authorities to try to stop drug shipments reaching the United States from producer countries in South America.

The Costa Rican Coast Guard has captured dozens of tons of cocaine being moved up the country's coast over the last few years.

(Reporting by John McPhaul; writing by Jason Lange, editing by Todd Eastham)

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN1444961720080315

He's lucky the metal detector didn't catch his balls of steel.

i lolled

That would been a hell of a flight!

lol !

why would someone take that much cocaine at once? thats just stupid that's way more then you need to get high.. i'd be fucked off a quarter of that. that's just dangerous.

too bad they didnt have House on board.

What? You can only handle a 100g at a go? What a puss.

What? You can only handle a 100g at a go? What a puss.

how the fuck do you figure i'm a puss? i bet that's a lot more than you can handle asswipe.

how the fuck do you figure i'm a puss? i bet that's a lot more than you can handle asswipe.

Lol. What a noob. I can handle 300g easily.

IWD you are so fucking dumb.

qft..

how the fuck do you figure i'm a puss? i bet that's a lot more than you can handle asswipe.

That's a lot more than any human can.

somebody, somewhere please fucking do something about internet weed dude.

PLEASE

Unfortunately dumbassery isn't a bannable offense.

This user does not represent at all the virtue or intelligence of those who live in Ontario.

BLTC would be boring as shit without these crazy characters posting all the time. Don't ban IWD.

ha ha...even if you ban this fucker he will just come right back...




he always does..............:o

The funny thing is I was JOKING and the majority of you are too fucking retarded to understand that. Anyone who actually believes that I believe I can do 100 grams of coke is a lot more retarded than I am.. cause i was being serious right?

Its not funny though

Its not that fact that it was a joke, we all understood that.

It was the blunt-unfunny sarcasm of the joke that makes you... shall we say special?

Who are you to be the judge of that. faggot. i dont give a fuck what you think if i want to say something I think is funny as a joke even to give myself a laugh i will do it. 'the funny thing is' i KNOW most of you don't like me and i KNEW i'd get flamed for saying that because of the username it's coming from. thanks for giving me what i expected and alleviating some boredom..

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