So we all know we are quickly running out of the fossil fuels which make the world go round, and we have an abundance of fat people who make the world stop [conveniently it's probably the fatties using the most fossil fuels cos they can't be arsed to walk 5 minutes to a shop, but whatever].

Anyway, we should start burning fat people for fuel. This way it eliminates fat people [they're the worst sort of people], and we'll no longer rely on fossil fuels as much.

And as the mod of GP is from Englands fattest town, I'm sure he'll whole heartedly agree with this proposal.

So, people of Green Planet, stop burning your fossil fuels, and start burning your fat friends!

Yeah, but then we're breathing in fat people smoke, that will be in the air from burning them.

Have you ever TRIED burning people?

-deus-

No, but if you want to ship a few "volunteers" to Bourne I'd be more than happy.

If the Nazi ovens are anything to go by, once the process gets started the on going reaction is strongly exothermic. And remember it was half starved Jews, commies and homo's fueling those fires. Imagine the number of stored BTU's there are in the average American!

With the use of cutting edge (albeit untested) carbon storage technology, we could make a massive environmental and economic saving.

If the Nazi ovens are anything to go by, once the process gets started the on going reaction is strongly exothermic. And remember it was half starved Jews, commies and homo's fueling those fires. Imagine the number of stored BTU's there are in the average American!

With the use of cutting edge (albeit untested) carbon storage technology, we could make a massive environmental and economic saving.

That's the spirit!

Why not just force them to run on power-generating treadmills until they lose enough weight?

Use thermal depolymerization to turn them into a combustable oil and water.

If the Nazi ovens are anything to go by, once the process gets started the on going reaction is strongly exothermic. And remember it was half starved Jews, commies and homo's fueling those fires. Imagine the number of stored BTU's there are in the average American!

With the use of cutting edge (albeit untested) carbon storage technology, we could make a massive environmental and economic saving.

And you can recover six kilograms of phosphorous from each person...

Brings new meaning to the term "Human Resources".

Especially when you call the work hire company and request "seven hundred kilograms" of laborers. ;)