totse.com | The Rules

the_coup_d'etat · #1 2008-03-09, 02:08

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Originally Posted by XiPPiLLi View Post

These regulations will be considered, and failure to comply with these rules will result in an infraction or an automatic ban.

We expect your threads to begin with a minimum of two content filled sentences that inspire converstation or debate.

Things that are not allowed are:

---Single word/phrase threads.
-"Discuss"
-"Read topic title"
-"Post"

---Single sentence threads.
-"I'm so pissed! Grr!"
-"I just had breakfast. (Followed by pictures)"
-"What are your thoughts on the subject?"

---Threads with no valid initial content for discussion.
-"I am typing in this thread. You should try it!"
-"Look outside! Do you see what I see?!"
-"When this page gets to (X) pages, I will (Y)"
We require that posting in SG means considering several key points as to the understanding of the forum:

Consider:

---It is the role of the moderation team to decide what belongs and does not belong in the forum, and NOT the role of the regulars.

---It is the role of the moderation team to decide whether a misplaced thread should be moved or closed. As such, it is also their decision whether a thread not following these guidelines should be closed or deleted, and whether or not the offending user gets penalized.

---It is the role of the thread starter to engage the conversation, not the users replying.

---Your username cannot be Slag.

---These regulations apply to the first post in a thread, or the 'thread-starting' post, and not to the replies following, unless it were a deliberate tampering by the thread starter.

These rules are a cooperative decision by the moderation team. The rules can and will change at any time without prior notice. It is the right and privilege of the moderation team to enforce these regulations to the best of their judgment, both as a whole and individually.

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Originally Posted by XiPPiLLi View Post

If a thread starter started a conversation like:

"So hey, I was watching the news the other day, and I wanted to know you guys' opinions on the big blaming deal of the V-Tech shootings." And then posted "LOL JUS KIDDING META IS NAZI MOD OMG FEGGIT!!111" soon after, it would be against the regulations and constitute an infraction as spam.

If a thread starter started a thread that violated a regulation, then afterwards tried to begin a legitimate conversation, the thread still would not be valid, since it goes with the 'thread-starting' post.

If a thread started began a thread with "LOL Y U STAB ME", and someone else posted "IB4L" after it, it wouldnt matter, since the "IB4L" post was a reply.

Make more sense?

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Originally Posted by XiPPiLLi View Post

You can DISCUSS what you want here in SG, not just say it.
Its a difference betweeen a thread that reads "I'm tired." and a thread that reads "So I had to pull a double shift today because my asshole co-worker decided not to come in. Apparently he's sick, but I saw him with his girlfriend as I was coming to work today. So now, because of his dumbassery, I'm tired. Does anyone else have this happen?"

Save the single sentences for Half Baked.

Thread went past ten pages, so Im doing the mods a favor by amking a new one and adding the content. Sticky as you see fit.

449 · #2 2008-03-09, 02:09

Bantard.

the_coup_d'etat · #3 2008-03-09, 02:12

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Originally Posted by XiPPiLLi View Post

Actually, I should clarify.

If a thread starter started a conversation like:

"So hey, I was watching the news the other day, and I wanted to know you guys' opinions on the big blaming deal of the V-Tech shootings." And then posted "LOL JUS KIDDING META IS NAZI MOD OMG FEGGIT!!111" soon after, it would be against the regulations and constitute an infraction as spam.

If a thread starter started a thread that violated a regulation, then afterwards tried to begin a legitimate conversation, the thread still would not be valid, since it goes with the 'thread-starting' post.

If a thread started began a thread with "LOL Y U STAB ME", and someone else posted "IB4L" after it, it wouldnt matter, since the "IB4L" post was a reply.

Make more sense?

update

Slag · #4 2008-03-09, 02:13

sry d00d, u got bant for cl0ne thred

nshanin · #5 2008-03-09, 02:15

This thread is now about camels.

http://www.thehatchreport.com/images/bactrian-camels.jpg

the_coup_d'etat · #6 2008-03-09, 02:17

update:

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Originally Posted by XiPPiLLi View Post

You can DISCUSS what you want here in SG, not just say it.
Its a difference betweeen a thread that reads "I'm tired." and a thread that reads "So I had to pull a double shift today because my asshole co-worker decided not to come in. Apparently he's sick, but I saw him with his girlfriend as I was coming to work today. So now, because of his dumbassery, I'm tired. Does anyone else have this happen?"

Save the single sentences for Half Baked.

the_coup_d'etat · #7 2008-03-09, 02:24

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Originally Posted by nshanin View Post

This thread is now about camels.

http://www.thehatchreport.com/images/bactrian-camels.jpg

no its not

1337_1053R · #8 2008-03-09, 02:36

Fine.

I SEE HOW IT IS.

nshanin · #9 2008-03-09, 03:05

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Originally Posted by the_coup_d'etat View Post

no its not

Yes it is too.

http://photos1.flickr.com/3679712_145782383b_m.jpg

robinhoody · #10 2008-03-09, 03:08

Bactrians are the niggers of the camel world.

Find some hot dromedary-on-dromedary action, please.

VolatileShiftInPersona · #11 2008-03-09, 03:09

Rules, schmools.

nshanin · #12 2008-03-09, 03:11

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Originally Posted by robinhoody View Post

Bactrians are the niggers of the camel world.

Find some hot dromedary-on-dromedary action, please.

Don't tell me you've never fapped to Black porn.

the_coup_d'etat · #13 2008-03-09, 03:24

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Originally Posted by nshanin View Post

Yes it is too.

no it isn't. *looks through old thread for moar rules.

nshanin · #14 2008-03-09, 04:17

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Originally Posted by the_coup_d'etat View Post

no it isn't. *looks through old thread for moar rules.

I'm sorry, I do believe it is.

http://www.threesources.com/pix/christmas-camel.jpg

449 · #15 2008-03-09, 04:56

http://www.wakinupwiththewolf.com/img/images/214_toe104.jpg

am i doing it rite???

the_coup_d'etat · #16 2008-03-09, 05:03

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Originally Posted by 449 View Post

http://www.wakinupwiththewolf.com/img/images/214_toe104.jpg

am i doing it rite???

no you haven't got it right yet. it is a wonder you have not be banned.

449 · #17 2008-03-09, 05:31

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Originally Posted by the_coup_d'etat View Post

no you haven't got it right yet. it is a wonder you have not be banned.

And for what should I be banned for?

cosmo · #18 2008-03-09, 06:58

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Originally Posted by robinhoody View Post

Bactrians are the niggers of the camel world.

Find some hot dromedary-on-dromedary action, please.

Don't be a racist.

Numberjumbo · #19 2008-03-09, 08:02

http://i31.tinypic.com/15x5ybp.png

peu4001 · #20 2008-03-09, 09:40

Page 1!

ComradeAsh · #21 2008-03-09, 10:20

Come as you are, as you were as you wanted to be...

nshanin · #22 2008-03-09, 15:45

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Originally Posted by 449 View Post

And for what should I be banned for?

Spamming the shit out of this forum.

irresponsible activist · #23 2008-03-09, 16:51

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Originally Posted by ComradeAsh View Post

Come as you are, as you were, as I wanted you to be...

Fix'd cuz you're a fucken idiot.

Comrade · #24 2008-03-11, 05:41

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Originally Posted by 449 View Post

http://www.wakinupwiththewolf.com/img/images/214_toe104.jpg

am i doing it rite???

I want to fuck her through her shorts.

449 · #25 2008-03-11, 17:28

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Originally Posted by nshanin View Post

Spamming the shit out of this forum.

What on earth are you talking about? I rarely post!

the_coup_d'etat · #26 2008-03-11, 18:16

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Originally Posted by 449 View Post

What on earth are you talking about? I rarely post!

Wait one.

Chest Brockwell · #27 2008-03-19, 02:32

Thats not what your momma said

xilikeeggs0 · #28 2008-03-19, 03:57

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Originally Posted by robinhoody View Post

Bactrians are the niggers of the camel world.

Find some hot dromedary-on-dromedary action, please.

I lol'ed.

riempire · #29 2008-03-21, 16:27

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Originally Posted by xilikeeggs0 View Post

I lol'ed.

NOBODY FUCKEN ASKED YOU IF YOU LIKE EGGS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Slag · #30 2008-03-21, 21:36

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Originally Posted by riempire View Post

NOBODY FUCKEN ASKED YOU IF YOU LIKE EGGS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

I pronounce her name as " zee i like eggz".

ruckus · #31 2008-05-21, 00:42

wtf fuck this bullshit. what happend to the olde totse where we post and talk about anything we want.. thats what made totse, what it is, not these bullshit fucken rules.

fuck you mods.

ruckus · #32 2008-05-21, 00:44

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Originally Posted by Zay View Post

Totse lasted for over a decade with better discussion without these stupid-ass rules. The site is older than half the posters The mods can suck my dick. Any mod that doesnt chuckle at the last sentence can doubly suck my dick. You're not hot shit because you can modify some pixels online. The totse I joined promotes free speech and we dont need a fucking codebook to tell the difference between valid discussion and spam.

the_coup is a complete tool for thinking that pretentious heap of garbage was worth reciting in a new thread. Anyone condoning it should set their account email to a random string of letters and numbers to deactivate their account and go join a more moderated website.

zing!