I'm going to be buying about 10 adderall pills tommorow. I'm a paranoid little fucker. I've never been searched by the school, but alot of my friends have been fucked for having weed with them. I always bring my camera to school, so i plan to open the battery cover and take the battery out, and put the pills in, and then some seran wrap so it doesn't rattle. Do you think if they brought me in they would think to search the battry compartment of my camera?

I'm a paranoid little fucker. Yes, yes you are.

Christ I carry a quarter in my pocket at school. Nobody gives a fuck!

Yes, yes you are.


Is that a no?

You are going way over board. Put them in a baggie and stick them in your sock if you are really that paranoid.

Call me a dumb ass but I've had 2lbs in my bag one time but i was paid $200

I carry a whole roll of quarters.

I'm just confused over how far searches go.

why would you even get searched? just keep them in your pocket you pussy

Somebody might see, or suspect, smell, or look at me, see the bulge in my pocket. Idk.!!

Nobody would have any reason to suspect you had drugs with you unless you made them and I dont think anyones going to smell some adderall. Keep them in your backpack then man just chill out

Somebody might see, or suspect, smell, or look at me, see the bulge in my pocket. Idk.!!

Yea, better watch out those pills have a real strong odor.

Nobody would have any reason to suspect you had drugs with you unless you made them and I dont think anyones going to smell some adderall. Keep them in your backpack then.


Shit, i mean, if i get searched, how far does it go?

well they can search your locker and backpack and tell you to empty your pockets. If your really that sketched out put them in your sock like that dude said

Ok, well i guess. I just think they would search my socks.

Shit, i mean, if i get searched, how far does it go?

The only surefire way around it is to keep them in a locked compartment in your asshole. I suggest a tacklebox, just lube it up and stick it up your ass. Then you will be totally safe from the long arm of the law.

they're not gonna search your socks man. put them in a little baggie and under your toe in your sock. Although there REALLY is no need

Ok...i'm..just really fucking paranoid..:(

They won't suspect you, just don't go around telling everyone you have drugs. If you're really that paranoid, you can always just crotch them. If worst comes to worst and they're gonna find them, just leave school. What's better, being caught with drugs, or walking out of school?

Sounds like you should be taking some valium instead of adderall. Geez.

Drop the paranoia, man, it's not worth it trust me. Just take intelligent and rational precautions, that's all you can do. And if you do get caught then man up and deal with it. Personally, I'd rather get busted than live in fear of something.

Most of the time people are searched is because they open their big mouths trying to show off and they get snitched on. Don't tell anyone what you have, and you'll be fine.

I used to have to take 500 to school some days if all was well. I had 2 g's one time. As long as its not in your locked they wont get it. just dont do anything loud.

yea I dunno about that because I was riding in the cab of a truck and my friend had 2 lbs of dank in a backpack and it reeked bad of a chronic tree.

hide them in your vagina

yea I dunno about that because I was riding in the cab of a truck and my friend had 2 lbs of dank in a backpack and it reeked bad of a chronic tree.

Yeah, 2 pounds of weed in a book bag at school someone is bound to smell it and say something.

Somebody might see, or suspect, smell, or look at me, see the bulge in my pocket. Idk.!!

"Those aren't pills... I'm just happy to see you."

Lmao ive seen people steal something stupid like chocolate from a shop and they will walk outta there lookin like they have a bomb conceled somewhere.. some people get REALLY para and they get caught because they look so dodgy! just chill why would they randomly search you for no reason?? lol, bulge in your pocket? from 10 pills?

If they catch you with pills they rip your arms off and make you read the Bible like, like 6 times.

6 TIMES!!!!!!!!

... Wait hows he meant to turn pages if he doesnt have arms?

It's the Lost 11th Commandment.

11)God will turn the pages with his laser-beam eyes

LMAO! Dude you're waaaaay overthinking this. Unless you go to some Nazi regime type school, you're not gonna get searched unless they have a reason, which you obviously should not give them. Just don't be a shady fucker about it and you'll be fine.

Fuck man, if they just did random searches for no reason in high school I'd probably be in a cell right now.

you'd only get searched if they suspect something or see the deal go down. just make sure it's a safe deal and act cool.

another good place to hide pills is to open a stick of deodorant really far, carve a little hole, put the pills in a bag and then into the hole, and then turn the stick back to close it up. nothing wrong with a stick of deodorant in your bag.

yeah or you could twist the entire thing off and stick the drugz in there.

I've been awake and tweaked out on adderall for the last 4 days or so... psychosis has mildly set in and even I'm less paranoid than this guy....

When you get caught, burst into tears and have a nervous breakdown about the terrible pressure to perform endemic in our school system.

If you can make them suicidally guilty without blaming them - preferably to the point of actual suicide - it is win.

Prediction:

A security guard or hall monitor glances in his general direction. He freaks out and they search him for acting wierd.

Haha, i can just picture him in class.. Sittin there all pale, sweating like a mofo.

Teacher : So whats the answer to No.12...... (Insert cranks name)?

Crankjuice : I DONT HAVE DRUGS!!

*Runs out of class*

How about the true and tried method of not having any drugs on you while in school?

If you're buying from a classmate, do it afterwards, on the way home.

if you're really worried just tell no one

I think no matter where you hide them, you are going to look so paranoid they will know you have them.

tell no one! they have searched my socks at school! put them in your under wear and your good quit being so dam paranoid everything will be ok as long as you dont lose your head and do something stupid!

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hahah ok no there not gonna search you firstly
unless you come in reekin like buds.
if you dont and they still wanna search you tell em to fuck off and that youve done nothin wrong
they keep pushin say you want a lawyer present cause if they touch you your suing and if a lawyer does come
noones gonna check the battery of your cell phone
just make sure your not carrying the batt with you.
might arouse some suspicion

That's so hardcore... try selling an ounce at lunch and having your dealer show up at your school to give you another two ounces to finish the day.

Also try selling ketamine, oxycontin, mushrooms, 4-aco-mipt, weed and valium all at the same time... I was so h4rdc0re in high school.

Also... kid, this is HOW YOU GET BOOKED! being this sketchy is ridiculous... when I was real young I didn't want to bring 2 grams to school (go figure hahaha) so I took the weed, put it in the change purse of my wallet and hid the wallet behind a bench in my back yard... my mom went to mow the lawn, moved the bench... and found around 8 free joints for her!!! and I got grooouuuunded.

Just put them in a small bag in your pocket... that way if you HAVE to ditch it somewhere you can just pull it out and throw it... you can't do that with your camera idea!

Also... ten adderall (assuming they are XR) will not really do anything bad to you... people have taken waaaaay more... so if you are getting booked, just eat them all in a gobble.

Alright, shit, got through the day...
They fucking called me down to the office and i was freaking out like crazy, my hair was soaked with sweat...but i just had skipped a class...omg..

Theirs adderal in the fucking school!

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But i got my speed..untill next week..

Somebody might see, or suspect, smell, or look at me, see the bulge in my pocket. Idk.!!

FAIL. It takes >1 second to pop a pill, I popped two Adderall today with a teacher less than 5 yards away, its not like they can say, "he lemme see that" when its in your stomach. Adderall has no smell. And doesn't everybody carry something in their pockets?

For me I put them in a little plastic baggie and then on the bottom of a pack of Altoids in my bag.

Fuck that I'd rather get locked up for three years then read the bible six fucking times.



But when I was a freshman in HS one of my good friends used to get his soft at lunch. Being another stupid paranoid little HS kid he used to ask to go to the bathroom during class and stash it in a bush until he could pick it up at the end of the day. If ur really that paranoid u may wanna try this in the future or fuck if u have a car just drive home after u make ur deals.