So, my ex-girlfriends college is doing this big clean-up thing and bringing in drug dogs, and she is wondering about ways to hide a grinder, and a bullet pipe, and she doesn't want to just go hide it off campus, any suggestions?

tell her to hide it up her cunt

In toliet tank in water proof container. or if you have vents that connect 2 rooms together put it in there.

She could hide it in some one elses room prefferable some one she hates!

Are the dogs allowed to go in their dorm rooms? Have something that irritates dogs noses or something that will cause a false alarm and distract them but be legal.

Stop being stupid and just get rid of it.

I'd hide it outside somewhere under a bush or something then go get it later after the dogs are gone.

A grinder and bullet pipe? Throw that bullshit out or she may have the risk of being thrown out.

Uh, Officer, I believe you are mistaken, this is just a bullet and a nutmeg grinder.


And those are both legal items to have. Just clean them often so that there is no pot residue. Smoking tobacco is legal.

Like cocaine.

Like cocaine.

Yeah because cocaine is legal and would have a less penalty than a bullet pipe and a grinder.

Yeah because cocaine is legal and would have a less penalty than a bullet pipe and a grinder.

Because I was serious.

refuse to let the fucking dogs in the room, what the fuck. promptly transfer to a college that respects student privacy.

i doubt they'd let them in the rooms for a few reasons including destruction of property, invasion of privacy, and allergies to name a few. but if so, maybe put it in a box outside the window or in something airtight under water. maybe put it in a ziplock bag or 2, then put that inside another bag filled with water. then put that inside a garbage can. then put the garbage bag in the garbage can (so the pipe/grinder are not in the actual garbage bag). then fill the garbage bag with half eaten food. and whatever you(she) do(es), clean it as much as possible.

Stash it in a public locker or at a friends house?

Tell her to protest the fact that she is deathly allergic to dogs. Or just play it safe and hide it outside of the room.

Find a place to hide it outside of the dorm or have her send it to you, thats about it.

Couldn't have said itr better myself.

Seriously, is the possible trouble she could get into worth not being bothered to take the shit out of their reach.

Come on now...