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How do I make 11k in less then 2 days

I can tell you how to lose it that quickly, but sadly, you know that.

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If you need to make a couple hundered dollars in a day or two, and you have a truck handy.... go around picking up aluminum shit. Pop cans make up about 50% of my weed smoking money alone. The other 50% comes from odds-and-ends (copper, brass)

Theres money in metal if you're detirmined enough to go get it.

I have a guide on how to make a small fortune.

Unfortunately, you have to start with a large one.

How is this thread different that the THE Official "Turn $ into $$$" Thread ???

Time constrictions.

Sell a kidney.

^ You shut the fuck up.

Anyways, if you are seriously strapped for cash... I'm pretty sure a guy can sell one of his testicles for a good sum of money.

Sell something that you have but don't need.

It's basically impossible to raise any meaningful sum of money in a couple of days, with the exception of a high paid job.

Loan shark.

That raises money but doesn't make money though.

Also, try www.prosper.com

Except you have to wait like 3 years to get your return, with a pretty decent risk involved.

I may be wrong, but I think he was suggesting you get loaned money from people on prosper

Whore yourself out 400 000 times at 5c a pop

Sell your body to science. (they get your body when you die, and pay you now.) You must contact large Universities about this of course. They pay 10k+ usually. They always need bodies, etc for med students to dissect.

The only downside is nobody really knows how long the soul or whatever stays around after you die, so there's a chance you may witness people cutting you up, cracking jokes, etc.

If you don't believe in life after death stuff, your golden I suppose. Good luck!

this isnt true, Don't expect to get paid for your donation pre- or postmortem. By law, medical schools are not permitted to purchase anyone's body.

Get 20'000 people to give you 1$.

20'000 is not that many people, and most won't blink an eye at losing a dollar.

You can't legally buy or sell your testicles, organs, or any other human tissue in the U.S.

Snopes

zing!

Well, if not in the USA... how about other countries? I'd travel for $50,000.

I've thought about modeling nude for an art class after Arms mentioned it. Can't see any logical reasons not to.

ok, then sell as much as you can:

http://www.askmen.com/sports/health/16_mens_health.html

I have heard some horror stories about participating in some of these studies, but what the hell, money is money.

I don't believe that.

Eggs/sperm are human tissue.

Those are gametes, not tissue.

well if you're a healthy smart woman who doesn't have any bad vices.. you could probably get some good money selling/donating your eggs. I see advertisements all over the place looking for women to do this..

I don't know if we're allowed to post illegal ways of making money, if not, I'm sorry and just delete this.

Follow UPS/FedEx trucks around at a distance and grab the packages they are forced to leave at doorsteps.

dude thats so fucking old school lol.. from old ass text files.. but still works most of the time..

are you fucking kidding? how often do you stop to give bums on the street even a few pennies? how long do you think it takes a bum to collect $20,000? what you're suggesting is not that different.

and i would not give you a dollar.

I'm pretty sure that when you gamble the odds are against you almost always. So wouldn't that be a terrible idea to go about getting some money.

Sure winning once or twice is alright, but when you lose the other 35 times it doesn't even make it worth it.

How do I make profit buying 200 dollar worth of pot.

Discuss.

Sell it for $400

Solved

I have 200 dollars and no weed , lol.

I'll try to sell my 200 dollars for 400 dollars , see how it plays out.

Drug dealing is a shit proffession, some study proved crack dealers make less then minimum wage.

But anyway, if you meant tomatoes; 85 dollars for 250 watt HPS lighting system, 10 dollars for pot, 25 for nutrients, the rest for electricity bills and seeds.

Buy large amounts of tomatoes and sell them at the lowest unit you can.

That may have been because they were dealing crack.

Also, link?

Dunno, google sell crack for miniumum wage.

Check out the book 'Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything' next time you pass a bookstore. Whole chapter discussing it. Great read as well.

That's because they're selling fucking crack. At least in my city if you have a few connections you can make far better than minimum wage.

I think it counts in lawyers fee + jackings + no medical pay + time in hospital + all the other shit that effect a drug dealers pay.

Crack is probally the biggest profit making drug, next to exstacy.

It's easy. Change your name by depol. Buy & sell drugs in bulk and sell at a profit.. Find someone you can trust, like someone who doesn't use and say what they mean and mean what they say. Dealers like this get rich real fast. Without drugs ,alcohol or gambling to cloud there judgement. Fuck it Why Not??

become a contract killer probably make good $

*checks to see if the mafia's hiring*

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Get a job :P

10 hours for me is $154($15.40/hour). After tax it's like $125, but it's still $125. If you need a job, look for recruitment agencies. They always need people for the shit jobs like picker/packer(in warehouses), cleaners, forklift drivers(good if you have a forklift ticket/license) etc etc.

And it's usually contract work, so as long as you dont hurt yourself(no medical), and go to work every day(or they'll just replace you), then it's all good. I was making $17.20 at my last place, but it was shit. Then i learnt my old manager at my old work was coming back, so i asked him for a job. And nearly all the old "crew" are back, and it's waaaay busier then before(but it's still fun).

Make sure you find a fun job

Add a zero to a two-hundred-dollar-bill.

http://i35.tinypic.com/54zitt.png

weed is actually the most profitable industry, the only reason people sell heroin is because it's easier to traffick into the country.

i don't understand how you guys are thinking selling bud isn't a profitable industry, even for the lower guys.

i admit, i don't sell weed anymore because my wife doesn't want me involved in such an industry any longer, but it's definitely a good way to make money.

couple of tips:

a.) don't get caught.
b.) don't mess up the money.
c.) don't get caught.

but seriously, if you want to make some money, why not sell something everyone wants? i mean, some people shoot dope, some people sniff coke or drop pills, but EVERYONE smokes weed, except for me, but i'm old.

some numbers, class:

lb= 2900 of beasters
sell z's at 300
walk off with 4800
that's 1900 profit !!!

if you're moving even 1 a week, you're making more in a week than most people make after taxes in a month. sounds like a good idea to me. if you're any good at it, then you're moving 2 or 3 a week, so you're cleaning up. i strongly suggest it to all of you whipper snappers out there.

and yes, it's kind of a waste of time copping a z at 300 and selling 1/8s for 50, so find someone to bank roll u to pick up a q or a p or get your local dealer to front it to you. just, for your own sake, do not mess up the money. :-)

no one will front u or bank roll u and you're broke? i guess it's aluminum cans or testicle sales til u can scrounge up a few grand.

your friend (who is not involved in any illegal activities what-so-ever),
-zel

I friends cousins a drug dealer and he makes like 1000 dollars a day!