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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2008-03-05, 12:27
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Default Did satan create god?

Under the assumption of mainstream christianity, wouldn't it be possible that Satan created god to deter individuals from bad things (positive to satan)?

Think about it...
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Old 2008-03-05, 19:46
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Default Re: Did satan create god?

But under christian doctrine, satan tries to tempt people into doing evil things. So how is having someone else making them good positive to satan?
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Old 2008-03-05, 20:35
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Default Re: Did satan create god?

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Originally Posted by willancs
But under christian doctrine, satan tries to tempt people into doing evil things. So how is having someone else making them good positive to satan?


flip things around
Heaven is the hell and hell is paradise.

Just as god tempts you to be nice satan temps you to be evil, what im trying to ask is how do we know which one is right and which one is wrong?
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Old 2008-03-05, 20:38
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Default Re: Did satan create god?

how do we know which one is right and which one is wrong?

We don't. But in your OP, you said it was positive to Satan to have god trying to make people good. I don't see how it could be good for either of them to have the other.
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Old 2008-03-05, 20:59
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Default Re: Did satan create god?

Under the assumption of mainstream Christianity, this scenario is tautologically not possible. Just look at the definition of God.
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Old 2008-03-05, 21:43
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Default Re: Did satan create god?

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Under the assumption of mainstream Christianity, this scenario is tautologically not possible. Just look at the definition of God.

There are a lot of different definitions. What would you say is the definition?
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Old 2008-03-06, 03:55
superspeedz superspeedz is offline
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Default Re: Did satan create god?

We don't. But in your OP, you said it was positive to Satan to have god trying to make people good. I don't see how it could be good for either of them to have the other.

let me clarify i might that bad things are positive for satan.

and God is the temptation to resist.
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Old 2008-03-07, 02:27
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Default Re: Did satan create god?

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Originally Posted by superspeedz
Under the assumption of mainstream christianity, wouldn't it be possible that Satan created god to deter individuals from bad things (positive to satan)?

Think about it...


With all due respect, this is simply nonsense, word salad, and hardly worth the effort of refuting.
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Old 2008-03-09, 10:39
willancs willancs is offline
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Default Re: Did satan create god?

With all due respect, this is simply nonsense, word salad, and hardly worth the effort of refuting.

This.
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Old 2008-03-09, 14:51
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Default Re: Did satan create god?

If you believe that man created God (through making up Christianity), and created Satan first to show why humanity did evil, then they may have created God after.

This is pretty much the only explanation for how Satan could create God, if you can believe there's a little Satan in all of us.
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Old 2008-03-09, 15:16
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Definitions could just be lies. But wait, listen to this.

What if leprechauns created unicorns, and then tried to get everyone to like unicorns but really the leprechauns were there first?

Totally mindfucked, man....
 
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