BLTC I need some help. My bestfriend/neighbor started taking steroids 7 weeks ago. And his whole personality changed. He has started hitting his girlfriend, trying to start fights with people for no reason, and in general become a complete dick (roid rage?).

He just isn't himself anymore. I want to help him, but if I just take the steroids from him (I know where he keeps them), then will he suffer any side effects? This gives me mixed feelings because I want him to stop being a douche, but I don't want him to suffer.

Any help would be appreciated.

Let the chick stay at your house, then kick his ass?

Really though, if he's trying to start fights all the time, and thinking hes some big badass now, just tell him he needs to cut that shit out and check his shit, if he gets pissed just beat the shit out of him fool

Go over there and kick his fucking ass bro. Let him kno he wants to start hitting girls and picking fights that he has to know his limitations.

Even if it means going over there with a fuckin gun, or with a crew of guys and baseball bats u gotta do what u gotta do u kno?

He can't be hitting people with a broken arm. Remember that.

Beating the shit out of a guy on roids....
Haha goodluck....

Well it's not like steroids transform you into arnie from predator overnight.

Well it's not like steroids transform you into arnie from predator overnight.

Not that I know what steroids do after 7 weeks, but I reckon he'd be in a very different state of mind than you.

Not that I know what steroids do after 7 weeks, but I reckon he'd be in a very different state of mind than you.

If you got a good weapon and a decent amount of strength, its not hard to beat the living shit out of him quick style. Fuck that fighting fair shit with fists, weapons get the job done quick and effectively.

Then once you get his chick out of the situation you get some pussy.

Yeah, but if he's fucking on roids, he'll just keep coming back for more until you're unconscious. I say you let his girl stay at yours and just lock your place up. When he comes a runnin', you just tell him that he needs to grow the fuck up.

If that doesn't work, go round with a few mates and take his shit right in front of him. If he resists, smash one of his hands with a blunt instrument. Keep that up until he gives up the drugs.

Then, wait for him to come round and apologise Jesse Jackson stylee: 'go on... kiss it...' etc...

They don't call it Roid Rage for nothin'

Replace his 'roids with estrogen... ;)

When the effects start to take hold tell him it was for his own good... and the lulz.

If you got a good weapon and a decent amount of strength, its not hard to beat the living shit out of him quick style. Fuck that fighting fair shit with fists, weapons get the job done quick and effectively.

Then once you get his chick out of the situation you get some pussy.

Spoken like a true asian :-P

fuck that hittin anyone with a bat, roided out or not, will fuck their ass up. i dont give how much muscle ya have. hard aluminum to the dome will hurt.

best idea yet.

was that dodge ball?

there's only one thing left that you can do: buy a gun, and murder him

Then once you get his chick out of the situation you get some pussy.

yeah, cause that really makes perfect sense.

wow.

Well the deal with his girl is that she thinks that it's her fault that she is getting hit... But I like the whole replace the steroids with estrogen, I don't have any though, and don't really have a way to get any. Plus not all of it is liquid injectable.

Thanks for all the replies. I really just want to help him, not hurt him.

was that dodge ball?

there's only one thing left that you can do: buy a gun, and murder him

Nah, it was that remake of that movie about prisoners having a football game about the guards, the one with Adam Sandler.... fuck... I can't remember the name.

Nah, it was that remake of that movie about prisoners having a football game about the guards, the one with Adam Sandler.... fuck... I can't remember the name.

"the longest yard"

they also did it in the movie "john tucker must die"


and to the OP, just talk to him, if he doesnt listen and still beats the girl either:

1. beat his ass
2. call the cops

and if you do take his 'roids i wouldnt be surprised if he flipped out on his girl thinking that she did something to them

If you got a good weapon and a decent amount of strength, its not hard to beat the living shit out of him quick style. Fuck that fighting fair shit with fists, weapons get the job done quick and effectively.

Then once you get his chick out of the situation you get some pussy.

Who says fists aren't WEPONS?

hahaha, its always the girls fault when she gets hit. I kiss my baby with my fist and she deserves every kiss.