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Old 2008-03-04, 00:05
consciouscowboy consciouscowboy is offline
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Default I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

30% less brain cells. It is true! There is only one kind of drug, and that is deadly.


EDIT: It should say "he did an MRI" not and.
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Old 2008-03-04, 00:08
absolutecaliber absolutecaliber is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

... you can't give a neuron count from an MRI AFAIK.
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Old 2008-03-04, 00:11
always420somewhere always420somewhere is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

Your lack of brain cells isn't from smoking weed, probably all that paint you've been huffing that did the trick.
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Old 2008-03-04, 00:12
NitrousBuddy NitrousBuddy is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

i fucking hate you op
 #5 
Old 2008-03-04, 00:13
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

Phail.
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Old 2008-03-04, 00:19
White Blue Mushrooms White Blue Mushrooms is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

sounds true.

its ok buddy I lost about half my cells so far.
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Old 2008-03-04, 00:25
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

It could be anything other thing that is the cause of your brain cell loss.
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Old 2008-03-04, 00:44
Molosh Molosh is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

If you're going to troll, please do better than this. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2008-03-04, 00:53
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k158/alexander_224/middle-finger.jpg
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Old 2008-03-04, 00:54
Pooter Pooter is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

hmmm. Sounds like the results of a Spanish x-ray.
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Old 2008-03-04, 00:59
mari juana mari juana is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

go fail somewhere else.
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Old 2008-03-04, 01:19
thatcoolkid thatcoolkid is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

I guess this news is -1 for you. Better luck next time. ;)

Oh wait, brain cells don't regenera....
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Old 2008-03-04, 01:31
Doctor_Ew420 Doctor_Ew420 is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

Well if you aren't trolling... then your doctor is trying to scare you away from smoking illegal drugs (because he is the hypocrite of all hypocrites) ... "Having trouble sleeping, take benzos... twisted your ankle... here is 10 days worth of codeine... but by the way... the mariwhoanna killed your brain cels!!! believe!!!"

I hate doctors.
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Old 2008-03-04, 01:34
spl1ff spl1ff is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

Quote:
Originally Posted by White Blue Mushrooms
sounds true.

its ok buddy I lost about half my cells so far.


that's fine, your extra chromosomes more than make up for it
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Old 2008-03-04, 02:57
cyfer cyfer is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/fail.jpg
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Old 2008-03-04, 03:02
Injen420 Injen420 is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

If its true you have less brain cells, then its from alcohol.
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Old 2008-03-04, 03:58
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

this is bullshit for two reasons:

1: you didn't get an MRI done, nor had a "brain cell census" prior to smoking pot. so theres no before to compare to. each brain is different.

2: your doctor isn't going to give you an MRI just because you fessed up to smoking pot.



also, your forgetting [which happens with less brain cells] to take into account everytime you've been slapped upside the head/ate shit/used a cell phone and all those other things that "kill" brain cells..
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Old 2008-03-04, 04:02
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

30% less brain cells. It is true!

I'm pretty sure that Schaivo was missing less than that... which would explain your phailtroll.
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Old 2008-03-04, 04:03
bull bull is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

I took an IQ test and failed it
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Old 2008-03-04, 04:31
BeffyMcmanstick BeffyMcmanstick is offline
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Default Re: I told my doctor I smoke pot and he did and MRI and it showed that I had 30% less...

Uhhhhh. Your shits all retarded man.
 
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