My dog is sick, she won't eat. We've tried giving her "appetite increasing" pills with no effect. Vet's don't know what's wrong...

Now it comes to the point where I think... I should go with non-FDA approved methods... And I come to BLTC with a question I know may be irresponsible, but it is a last resort:

I need to give my dog the munchies.

What is the best method? I'm willing to shell out plenty of money to buy hash (I cant get grass here), which I would guess is the best thing (THC=hunger). I have an Epi-pen, if the extra energy would make her eat.... I dunno...

Help me guys?

Do not stab your dog with your epi-pen hands down.

The only way I imagine you could get it stoned would be to exhale in it's face as it doesn't seem to eat.

I don't condone these actions as your dog may not be eating for a good reason. I have no fucking clue about the situation and thus I can't make any moral decisions for you but your in control here.

I think making weed food might be a better idea

edit: haha i just realized..

I didn't think blowing smoke in her face would do much good besides screw up her lungs/nose... I thought making some cannabutter on steak would be appetizing for her... but I dunno, chances are she wont eat it... IV THC anyone?

What's wrong with the epi-pen? I figured injecting her with it would be too much adrenaline, so I figured I could just extract the liquid and put it in some bread? maybe pipette it into her mouth?

weed peanut butter...

or weed thick cream and funnel it down her throat...

Just blow your smoke in the dog's ear/face, if you've never gotten the dog stoned before do it slowly. A hit every ten minutes or so ought to suffice, take big hits and blow them out slowly. If the dog turns away, or gets up and leaves it doesn't want to be stoned. It's up to you if you want to continue at that point, if the dog really has been eating that little, you may want to give it a shot, but don't get it stoned and lock it in another room or something because it gets a bit whiny, watch the animal for at least half an hour, regardless of it's initial reaction.

Animals react differently to being high, one of my cats loves it to the point it'll try to eat my stash and climbs into my lap if I'm hitting a bowl, the other'll gets wiggy, so I don't get her stoned. If you're lucky, your dog will either like it, or not really mind. As I said before, watch the animal if you've never gotten it stoned before, to do otherwise is irresponsible. It really shouldn't be much of a task, if it follows the pattern I've usually seen in dogs, it'll get tired and kind of goofy and clumsy, fall asleep, then wake up and eat everything it can.

I used to get my dog stoned. I stopped when it got to the point that id flick a lighter and he'd come running over. Every now and then I give him a treat.

Maaan, you're a fucking legend.

Well, if it worked on That 70s Show....

Honestly, I don't really see much of a problem with it.

Yeah, the ear works really well. Also, you dont even have to direct the smoke at his face. Just have the dog sit with you and your friends in your room and have everybody blow their smoke at or around him.

We used to get my friends cat baked out of its mind all the time like this. He comes to the room and lies on the windowsill whenever he smells weed. He would just lie there on the table for half an hour, licking anything that moved. Then it would move around a little more. Then it would eat. Alot. Then one day the cat knocked a great deal of keifer onto the floor and proceded to eat it. Needless to say we do not smoke the cat anymore.

I have an Epi-pen, if the extra energy would make her eat.... I dunno...

No. Epi-pen = epinephrine = adrenaline. That'll just get her jacked most likely, decreasing her appetite. If you're getting ready to kill a motherfucker, you can't be having hormones giving you the munchies 'n shit. y'dig?

Your dog will probably come around if it's eat or starve to death.