I am not a BLTC regular, I apologise if this is a regular thread but I couldn't find an answer in the archives. Are there any clinically proven risks regarding absorbing alcohol through the eyeball?

It's widely regarded as a faster way to get "drunk", and it certainly stings a little, but are there any clinically proven risks regarding absorbing alcohol through the eye?

I take a 5th to eye when ever im feeling froggy

Are you fucking serious? And I mean it, I'm really wanting to know if your serious or just trolling.

I thought girls soaking their tampons in alcohol was some of the oddest shit I'd ever heard about using hard drink, right up until now.

Though I have heard of ppl snorting liquor, all of which 3 IMHO is very retarded.

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Entirely serious. Do you have an informed opinion or simply hearsay and uninformed opinion?

It's something I am ignorant about and seeking an answer to.

This is SO troll. But, I will bite, sort of. Putting alcohol in your eye in on par with putting your dick in a blender. Why? What the fuck? Are you serious? It is for drinking, and drinking it works just fine. What the fuck is with kids these days wanting to snort/smoke/put in eye every substance they come across. Drink the damn shit! They dont call it drinking for nothing.

Again, I am looking for hard medical evidence, rather than the opinion of a totsean.

Sources please people.

There is no medical evidence regarding alcohol to the eyeball because there have been no such studies. There have been no studies because medical science (and most people with an ounce of common sense) know full well that putting alcohol in your eye is a stupid fucking idea and a medical study is not needed. Obviously you haven't realised this yet.

Why don't you just go ahead and try it? If we're lucky you'll blind yourself and subsequently be killed in a traffic acident.

I thought girls soaking their tampons in alcohol was some of the oddest shit I'd ever heard about using hard drink, right up until now.


First time I've ever heard that.

I guess you shouldn't have asked the question on totse then huh dipshit?

I got beer in my eye the other day from trying to suck it out from the side.

It burned like the fuckin dickens.

Aside from extreme dessication of tissue possibly resulting in massive occular cell death?

No, nothing at all, why do you ask?

Does that make him a good one?

alcohol could actually suck the fluids out of your eyeball/socket. i would imagine if you were dumb enough to keep on pouring alcohol in your eye after its dry, that the alcohol could actually be absorbed into the eyeball itself, which would cause temporary - permanent pain.
there is a thin layer of skin in front of your eye which is 100% necessary in order to see. If too much alcohol gets on it, or too long, then your eye is fucked.
but prove me wrong if you want to

Sources please people.

Search yourself, you lazy fuck?

Please take some moonshine to the eye and post a video on youtube.

There aren't going to be any sources on this because its stupid as fuck lewcifer. No one is seriously going to study putting vodka in your eye. How fucking long would that take to put 6-10 shots in anyways? Worst thread I've seen in a long time....

Alcohol is hydrophilic. There is water and mucous(ie. containing water) on your eyeball. This helps your eye cells do osmosis(as in they can't without some water), which allows the cells to transport oxygen and nutrients and shit.

I wonder what happens when you combine them?

Please take some moonshine to the eye and post a video on youtube.

Especially if it's got some methanol up in it's piece.

Entirely serious. Do you have an informed opinion or simply hearsay and uninformed opinion?

It's something I am ignorant about and seeking an answer to.

Pour some whisky on your eyeball. see what happens.

Troll, btw.

I don't have any sources, but I remember a couple of south african guys bein around town last summer, and I saw them take shots to the eyes.

i've seen a pikey put a 35cl (half litre-ish) bottle of vodka through his eye before

I challenged my mate to do a shot of vodka in each eye.

It was lulz for me, but pain for him.

I challenged my mate to do a shot of vodka in each eye.

It was lulz for me, but pain for him.

It actually stays on his eye? That just seems like a waste of alcohol even if it did work without damage. You'd have to like.. stair at the ceiling and balance it on there.