why the fuck is no guide on the internet good enough to tell you how to make drugs? Why cant they say "aight yo nigga, get dis hoe up in hur and stir. youz buy dis hoe at walmart" instead its like "you take the milecellularicolic acid and mix it at a stir rate of 4594 and heat to 5 kelvins, then you add pelitucolousitical nitrate to the mix at a rate of 4:1 per second"

Why? or am i just retarted?

What the fuck are you talking about?

They used real chemistry IUPAC notation?

You have no idea what you are talking about so I'll just get you started...

"ey yo, you take your caine man, and like mix it with baking soda and heat it you get CRACK nigga"

am i just retarted?

Yeah.

People like you should'nt be doing drugs.

no no, people like him shouldn't be trying to MAKE drugs.

there's plenty of stupid mother fuckers doing drugs..

no no, people like him shouldn't be trying to MAKE drugs.

there's plenty of stupid mother fuckers doing drugs..

Exactly.

You have to have some basic understanding of what your doing and why.

Think of it like driving a car or something, you cant just do what your told and expect it to work the first time. You have to know how to do what your told and why your doing it.

Just let this troll thread die

They're written in correct chemistry terms because people who want guides which say "mix this shit with that shit" shouldn't be making drugs.

The procedures behind it tend to be difficult for someone with no chemistry knowledge. Fuck knows what they'd end up making.

There's plenty great info out there, you just need to be able to understand it.

So no, you're not a nerd. You are, however, retarded, to answer the last part of your post. I wouldn't want someone who needs some "how to make drugs for retards" guide even knowing how to make them, let alone actually trying.

no no, people like him shouldn't be trying to MAKE drugs.

there's plenty of stupid mother fuckers doing drugs..


no he also should'nt be doing them either, cuz he thinks you can just waltz an into walmart and find shit to make drugs. most people know that making drugs is difficult.

To OP: Go to Wal-Mart, buy some acetaminophen and take 17,000 mgs. Once you puke all that out you put it in a pipe and smoke it, it will fuck you up.

Instead of looking for a poorly written, possibly inaccurate "guide", why don't you take a couple weeks, learn a little chemistry, and find a good, thoroughly written one?

People like you should'nt be breathing.

Fixed.

leave now...

chemistry and ebonics have no place together... you have to be specific with most of this sort of shit or else your going to end up with something other than whatever drug you want... or you will end up killing yourself from some reaction thats very unexpected...

there are certain chemicals that when mixed together will kill you and everyone in the general vicinity very quickly...

Because it is NOT that easy to make drugs moron. Just get the fuck out fucking faggot troll.

instead of making drugs, try finding them...
look for some datura and eat it when you find it...
should be loads of fun.

It's easy to grow marijuana durrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

God, an acolyte

big surprise, right?

http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/162781.html

...is what you're looking for, OP.