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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2008-02-24, 18:36
Acolyte
 
uk
Default Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

Yep..

we in hinduism have 33 million gods.. other religions have barely few..

some include only one (haha)

bring it on!!!
 #2 
Old 2008-02-24, 18:41
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South Texas
Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

I don't believe that you really have 33 million gods.

What are all of their names?
 #3 
Old 2008-02-24, 18:42
Acolyte
 
uk
Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

do a google search on hinduism and their 33 million gods..

you get a list too..
 #4 
Old 2008-02-24, 19:16
willancs willancs is offline
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Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

I thought that they were all sposed to be avatars of one god, Brahman (spelling?)??? Am i wrong?
 #5 
Old 2008-02-24, 19:56
shitty wok shitty wok is offline
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Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

So Hindus believe in 33 million invisible deformed mutants. Wow, there's something to be proud of Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #6 
Old 2008-02-24, 20:10
willancs willancs is offline
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Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

Quote:
Originally Posted by shitty wok
So Hindus believe in 33 million invisible deformed mutants. Wow, there's something to be proud of Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)


lulz @ silly indians
 #7 
Old 2008-02-24, 21:49
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gloucesterVA US
Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

Quote:
Originally Posted by shitty wok
So Hindus believe in 33 million invisible deformed mutants. Wow, there's something to be proud of Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)


At least they are visually entertaining. Who cares about some old guy. A 34 breasted woman is what I'm looking for in a god.
 #8 
Old 2008-02-24, 22:24
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Hell
Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

Also, their male gods have HUGE dongs.
 #9 
Old 2008-02-24, 23:13
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Tea and Crumpets country
Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

Quote:
Originally Posted by willancs
I thought that they were all sposed to be avatars of one god, Brahman (spelling?)??? Am i wrong?


Nope you're right.
All hindu gods are different facets of the one god.
 #10 
Old 2008-02-25, 03:53
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Napier, New Zealand
Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

I have lots of Gods too. Although I can't be bothered counting. Plus heaps of mine are war Gods and warriors.

Ba-ring it, biatch!
 #11 
Old 2008-02-25, 04:31
Molosh Molosh is offline
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Too bad none of your gods exist. Mad
 #12 
Old 2008-02-25, 14:10
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Land of the Ires.
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My goddess will summon zombies to eat your gods

http://www.sacred-texts.com/ane/ishtar.htm
If thou openest not the gate to let me enter,
I will break the door, I will wrench the lock,
I will smash the door-posts, I will force the doors.
I will bring up the dead to eat the living.
And the dead will outnumber the living."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar
 #13 
Old 2008-02-25, 14:13
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run while you can ----->
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lol.
my imagination would shit on all your gods.

god's dont exist, your all just paranoid-delusionals who have imaginary friends and call him "god"
 #14 
Old 2008-02-25, 14:54
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Land of the Ires.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wolfy_9005
lol.
my imagination would shit on all your gods.

god's dont exist, your all just paranoid-delusionals who have imaginary friends and call him "god"


Wow. You are such a f****** rebel!

Do your parents know how awesomely cool you are?
 #15 
Old 2008-02-25, 16:23
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gloucesterVA US
Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

Wow. You are such a f****** rebel!

Do your parents know how awesomely cool you are?

I bet he smokes and wears leather jackets.
 #16 
Old 2008-02-25, 18:19
Acolyte
 
uk
Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

Dude just because of your ignorance you dont know god. One day you will realise..

and when u do i advice you to look at hinduism...
 #17 
Old 2008-02-25, 20:31
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Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

May Zeus take your eyes!
 #18 
Old 2008-02-25, 20:52
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gloucesterVA US
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...and Thor crush your head!
 #19 
Old 2008-02-25, 22:39
shitty wok shitty wok is offline
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Dude just because of your ignorance you dont know god. One day you will realise..

and when u do i advice you to look at http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/new_mexico/fsm.jpg

ramen...
 #20 
Old 2008-02-26, 20:51
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NY
Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

Quote:
Originally Posted by swissblade
Yep..

we in hinduism have 33 million gods.. other religions have barely few..

some include only one (haha)

bring it on!!!


*British Accent* My good sir... The western world has a hard time trying to grasp the existence of the metaphysical let alone anything that exists within it, why bother starting this topic? *British Accent*
 #21 
Old 2008-02-27, 04:23
Kykeon Kykeon is offline
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Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

Nope you're right.
All hindu gods are different facets of the one god.

Well, some Hindu's believe this. The thing about Hinduism is that it isn't really a cohesive religion with a set dogma and belief system in the way western religions are. It's more of a loose association of cults that anything else. So while some Hindus would agree with the multifaceted God, others would scoff at the idea.
 #22 
Old 2008-02-27, 13:31
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Britain.
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*British Accent* My good sir... The western world has a hard time trying to grasp the existence of the metaphysical let alone anything that exists within it, why bother starting this topic? *British Accent*

:(

5char
 #23 
Old 2008-02-28, 20:38
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Wasilla, Alaska
Default Re: Our GODS can beat the shit of YOUR GOD.

[QUOTE=Kykeon;9658976]Well, some Hindu's believe this. QUOTE]

I would say, yes, the more highly evolved ones do.

Just as some unevolved Christians seem to think that God hates gays,a notion that is clearly heretical, if not blasphemous.
 
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