How is it? My neighbor's a bitch but I wanna go smoke a few bowls outside.

ehh, depends on how close you are to his window/house. In the winter with his windows closed, I doubt he would smell anything.

if shes not oustide right next to you she isnt gonna smell it, dont worry.

i can barely smell it when my neighbors smoke outside and im inside, but its kinda far, like 20-30 feet... i can hear them coughing more than i can smell it

weed smells like weed no matter where the fuck you smoke it

stop being such a bitch, smoke your shit, and go fuck the neighbors daughter

Fuck you, faggot. Some of us don't live in fucking Amsterdam.

Fuck you, faggot. Some of us don't live in fucking Amsterdam.

shut up, steve

Fuck you, faggot. Some of us don't live in fucking Amsterdam.

how can you call someone a fag when you make a thread worrying about your neighbor smelling some weed?

and what does amsterdam have to do with anything?

how can you call someone a fag when you make a thread worrying about your neighbor smelling some weed?

and what does amsterdam have to do with anything?

I can call you a fag because trying to not get caught doing something illegal (remember, it is illegal in America, and some people out there are snitches) is not being a fag, but you are being a fag.

And weed is allowed to be consumed in Amsterdam.... so it has everything to do with everything.

I can call you a fag because trying to not get caught doing something illegal (remember, it is illegal in America, and some people out there are snitches) is not being a fag, but you are being a fag.

And weed is allowed to be consumed in Amsterdam.... so it has everything to do with everything.

But unless you know something I don't...it clearly says next to his name he's from LA...

Why would your neighbor care, even if he smells it he can't be sure it's coming from your yard. Just roll your shit up and go for a walk around the neighborhood.

kill your neighbor first, then you can enjoy your reefer madness in peace

YOU CAN'T SMELL IT OUTSIDE REALLY. FAINTLY, BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH AIR THERE IS OUTSIDE. IT WILL DIFFUSE ALMOST INSTANTLY.


Although I have been chiefing a bowl when neighbors rode by on bikes and they said like "I SMELL A JOINT." But mostly they don't know who it is, it diffuses QUICKLY.

Use the whole toilet paper tube with a dryer sheet thing, if you are really worried about it being convincing, do a load of laundry while doing the method.

Get the strongest bud you can, get a pipe and cover up the bowl after every hit, hold in every hit till theres almost nothing left. Make it as fast as possible and just go back inside like nothing happened. Still, you wanna do this at night or during the day. At midnight or so it shouldn´t be a problem assuming your neighbor´s asleep and has the windows closed, during the day im not so sure :)

I don't know why people are even giving him fucking help, its so fucking simple.

I can call you a fag because trying to not get caught doing something illegal (remember, it is illegal in America, and some people out there are snitches) is not being a fag, but you are being a fag.

And weed is allowed to be consumed in Amsterdam.... so it has everything to do with everything.

The police are'nt going to kick down your fucking door to catch some kid smoking weed.Just chill out and smoke.If the neighbor is on the left side of your house, smoke on the right side.It's not rocket science.

If there's any breeze at all just go down wind of where you don't want it to smell...

this thread just reminded me of my penis munching friend bitching at me for smoking weed outside his girlfriends house.

it's only illegal to possess weed if the cops come flcik the roach into his garden.

If you smoke weed outside, it smells like roses mixed with bumrape... you have nothing to worry about, young stoner...

I'd say your probably fine, as long as her windows are closed and there's more than a 20 feet distance between you and her house. You could also just go on the other side of your property (the side away from her house) and light up there. Remember that if your smoking a joint or a blunt, you need to destroy the evidence. Someone mentioned flicking a roach into her yard, but that's definetly not a good idea because the cops will know where the roach came from (obviously someone who calls the police for weed shouldn't have a roach in their yard).

Remember to be discrete and make sure the windows on your house are closed, buddy of mine forgot that ended up stinking up his house when the wind pushed the smoke into open windows. The smoke will diffuse pretty fast though, which is why 20 feet should be plenty of distance.

Buy some ozium, and smoke inside? Or out the window?

just Check the wind direction and your good. I have to deal with this sometimes when my neighbors are outside too. Not really a problem either if the smoke rises up then blows over their area. Just take a puff and see where it goes.

Like everyone has said, just don't be foolishly obvious and you'll be fine. If you're really paranoid smoke a bowl instead of a joint/ blunt; in my personal experience bowls are less, say "aromatic" than their rolled counterparts.

AND in the unlikely instance that the little asshole does call the authorities, you should be done by the time they arrive. Then just change your shirt, deny everything, and don't let them in your house.

good luck and high times my friend