My mom just called, her work is giving her a drug test tomorrow and she isn't going to pass (she's on pain pills and isn't perscribed them, it's a long fucking story but she isn't a drughead). She asked for my piss so I had to come clean about my drug use. Blah blah blah, I need help. How can my mom pass the drug test tomorrow? Evidently it's a ghetto kind where they can't even tell the sex of the specimen or something. Fuck. I don't want to be homeless. Please no troll replies.

e: sorry I didn't see sticky delete this please

http://www.urineluck.com/

Purchase synthetic urine (lab made urine) from your local headshop. It is used for calibrating the machine used for testing the urine.

Its in the link, called "Quick FIX". The stuff works. It is not an additive it is fake urine that looks real when tested. YOu just warm it up,hide it on you and dump it in the cup instead of pissin in it.

Since she's a woman I imagine it will be easier than pie to get the job done.