My friend claims that he "knows for a fact" that cocaine is pure caffeine. Please for the fucking love of god tell him that it isn't and i'll link it to him.

Please be really fucking mean aswell, he deserves it

... what the fuck kind of people do you hang with, how old are you? 14!?

no but he's an idiot, please more people post telling him that he's a fucking idiot

1.Buy some pure bulk powder caffeine for dirt cheap.
2. Sell it to him for the price of cocaine.
3.??????
4. PROPHET!!!!!

Why the fuck do we need to know about every fucking stupid kidiot bullshit, it just makes me more angry, how the fuck can someone be this fuckin stupid, your American, right?
No offense to my homies who are American lol.:D

No, i'm english and the way people actually think this bullshit is true boils my fucking blood. Why aren't the government fucking educating people.

Buy a pack of caffeine pills, crush them up, and ask him to snort it.

1) Print out molecular formula + structure of cocaine w/ source
2) Print out molecular formula + structure of caffeine w/ source

There's really no argument to be had once you do that.

Jesus christ people. Is it really that hard to think for yourself?

Fucking punch him. I am dead serious. Give that bitch a haymaker to the eye AFICBYDT style.

ero.....wid?

wiki.....pedia?

http://tinyurl.com/2vpm65

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine

Get him some caffeine powder, and some cocaine.

Then let him compare the two.

just what i wass guna post..

Caffeine tastes like shit. Cocaine makes it so you can't taste anything.

Your friend deserves to drown in the gene pool.

I have people telling me that cocaine is just pure amphetamine all the time [ok not as bad as saying it's pure caffeine, but still].

I've given up trying to educate people.

but dude, cocaine is pure caffeine.

Profit fucksitck!

of course, everyone knows pure caffeine is cocaine, I mean thats why caffeine is legal and cocaine is legal right?.

:)

i lol'd at ur logiczzz

I would cease all contact with him for fear that such immense stupidity may be contagious...

But seriously, the best way is to boot up Wikipedia or even get an encyclopedia if he's skeptical. In fact, if what his claims were true, we'd see coke-fiends running around trying to isolate/filter the caffeine out of coffee. Would actually be quite funny tbh.

dont argue with idiots, they will bring you down to their own level and beat you with experience

Ask him why energy drinks and coffee are legal but cocaine is not legal. :/

when r u gonna link him to this thread?
i wanna see his backassward logic

Fool. Concaine is just purified jenkem.

No, i'm english and the way people actually think this bullshit is true boils my fucking blood. Why aren't the government fucking educating people.

you must be 12, 'Why isn't the government fucking educating people.' and well sonny boy that's because the government DOESNT MOTHER FUCKING GIVE A FLYING MOTHER FUCK about your MOTHER FUCKING ass. good night.

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/xoxide_1935_218828311

This drink has pure caffeine in it and it is called Cocaine. Therefore pure caffeine must be cocaine otherwise it would be fulz advurteezing.

Oh shit, he's right!

lol.

Caffeine - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine

Cocaine - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine

walk up to him, punch him in the face, and tell him to read them both.

or else ill find him myself and rip his 12yr/o head off.

Why exactly do you need help with that??

Laugh at him, call him a dick-choker and then never talk to him again...

Lol at the 12-year-old op trying to appear cool in this thread... If you wanna fit in around here mate, you're gonna have to prove you can cook up some meeeean-ass jenkem. (do it and you can be our friend, seriously)

http://eddddie.googlepages.com/facepalm.jpg

Kids these days....

Let him know that I got some excellent caffeine for sell, the shits as pure as the aspen snow! Just let me know how much, I sell it up to the metric ton...

-oCd

Let him know that I got some excellent caffeine for sell, the shits as pure as the aspen snow! Just let me know how much, I sell it up to the metric ton...

-oCd

I'm going to use this when trying to sell anything from now on.

Profit fucksitck!

INTENTION PHUCKSTICK!

let him keep thinking that so that everyone he meets in the future will know how fucking stupid he is. and sell him some caffiene pills for like $5 a pill.

I'm surprised no one has said it yet..so i will.

Don't feed the troll kids.

Although I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this was legit, stupidity no longer amazes me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIVOFtVVAw4

Th-th-th-thats all folks!

lmao! reminds me of when one of my friends thought speed was "1 part ecstacy to 3 parts glucose", .

fortunately I explained they were chemically quite different and thankfully he believed me.

INTENTION PHUCKSTICK!

Youre still wrong phuckstick!Its ok.

Better to take a chance, and hope you're helping some dumbass kid.