totse.com | Who here had awesome Valentine's day sex?

Cozy Amnesia · #1 2008-02-16, 23:02

Please show a display of hands.

*raises hand*

SilentMind · #2 2008-02-16, 23:03

Well, I can tell you who didn't get any pussy. Apparently diamonds aren't enough to get her in the mood.

You may have noticed my posts have become slightly enbittered over the past couple days.

whitelightning · #3 2008-02-16, 23:04

i did

with my hand.

the G · #4 2008-02-16, 23:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentMind View Post

Well, I can tell you who didn't get any pussy. Apparently diamonds aren't enough to get her in the mood.

You may have noticed my posts have become slightly enbittered over the past couple days.

its an unwritten rule that diamonds = sex.... its just the way it is. unless ur girlfriend is a virgin, shes very very ungrateful

SilentMind · #5 2008-02-16, 23:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by the G View Post

its an unwritten rule that diamonds = sex.... its just the way it is. unless ur girlfriend is a virgin, shes very very ungrateful

Far from a virgin. I've been with her for almost a year, and we've sexed semi-regularly.

EDIT: Could you maybe get it written/published somewhere, so I can show it to her as proof?

Cozy Amnesia · #6 2008-02-16, 23:51

^^^^^^^

Code:

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|                                                |

|               I  HEREBY                  |

|           PROCLAIM THAT            |

|        DIAMONDS = SEX.            |

|                                                |

|                ALL WHO                 |

|           DO NOT COMPLY           |

|                SHALL BE                 | 

|          SCRUTINIZED BY            |

|          THE FULL EXTENT           |

|               OF THE LAW.             |

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SilentMind · #7 2008-02-16, 23:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cozy Amnesia View Post

^^^^^^^

Code:

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|                                                |

|               I  HEREBY                  |

|           PROCLAIM THAT            |

|        DIAMONDS = SEX.            |

|                                                |

|                ALL WHO                 |

|           DO NOT COMPLY           |

|                SHALL BE                 | 

|          SCRUTINIZED BY            |

|          THE FULL EXTENT           |

|               OF THE LAW.             |

----------------------------------------

Many thanks.

LazerViperMouth · #8 2008-02-17, 00:01

I was rolling hard all day so I couldn't even get it up :[

Cozy Amnesia · #9 2008-02-17, 00:02

Many you're-welcomes.

Thats not how it looked when I typed it though...

casanova · #10 2008-02-17, 00:22

I don't have a girlfriend and the girl I really like turned me down, so I opted for the titty bar instead....however, in an unexpected turn of events, when I got back to my room, my roommate had some female friends over, one of whom I ended up fucking in every position possible until 7 in the morning.

I guess it's cool, but all the pussy in the world doesn't matter to me right now because all I want is this one girl who I really like.