This entire thread is hypothetical and wasn't written by me:

I was at work today and I realized I fucking despise my job and I'd much rather slang weed and set my own hours. I get my weed from this guy, he charges 6 a gram for really great dro. I figure I could charge 10-15 per gram and only deal in 50 bags or higher. I figure I could make a shitload of money and have a constant smoke supply. I need slanger advice. How do you recommend I get a good client base? How do I start up? All that shit. Keep in mind this thread is entirely hypothetical.

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Weed isn't really worth selling beyond to your friends to break even on your habit. You probably won't make a shitload of money, unless you buy in pounds.

Shoot yourself in the head.

Weed isn't really worth selling beyond to your friends to break even on your habit. You probably won't make a shitload of money, unless you buy in pounds.

I won't at first, but I'm willing to spend 5000 to get this started.

I won't at first, but I'm willing to spend 5000 to get this started.

Word of advice, if you ever go to pick up that much bud at a time without having much expierence, I'd suggest taking 3 or 4 armed friends with you to the deal if you can. At the very least make sure you're strapped. I suggest a a sawed off pump action shotgun inside a large jacket, with a hole in your pocket to operate it.

It'll be pretty hard to make this your main source of income.

One tip, don't go ask the guy to sell you "X amount of grams", buy in weights such as Ounce, Quarter Pound, Half Pound, Pounds, and if your a real baller get that Kilo and aim next for a couple hundred metric tons (lol)...

And like someone above has already mentioned, don't go to the guys house with no six fucking grand.

And finally read up on your local laws and use them to your advantage, one example being that in my area anything under 8 ounces (a half pound) thats in one bag is only a misdemeanor possession charge, above that or in separate bags then you have a felony TRAFFICKING charge...

Good luck with that...


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Word of advice, if you ever go to pick up that much bud at a time without having much expierence, I'd suggest taking 3 or 4 armed friends with you to the deal if you can. At the very least make sure you're strapped. I suggest a a sawed off pump action shotgun inside a large jacket, with a hole in your pocket to operate it.

Not everyone lives in Inglewood...

To the Op.

A mate of mine (I'm at uni at the moment to put this in context) started selling when he could barely find an 8th (3.5gs)...
A year and a half later and he's picking up two kilos a week, selling 9 bars, and making fuck loads of money. Also, since you'll probably want to climb the blackmarket to get the best deals you'll inevitably come across contacts who can sort you out with harder, more money-yielding products: my mate's dealing coke, MDMA and Acid at the moment. He makes in excess of £1000 a week and still has the time to go to uni... sometimes...

Basically, that's around £52,000 a year just for sorting every motherfucker you know out with their party prescriptions...

The only thing stopping me do this, besides the fact that my mate's already the Don as far as student drug dealers goes, is the risk. I mean, if he gets caught, they'll throw away the key...

Edit: oh, and the way he did it was literally attack the student market. Find an institution capable of producing lots of young people all year round and you'll be on to a winner.

lol@that

Not everyone lives in Inglewood...


Neither do I, I live in Northeast Ohio for christ's sakes. Near Akron, in a small city called Barberton and this shit happens alot. For a small city its pretty dangerous in some areas. You don't even want to go into the south end of this city, called " Snyder Town." But it could be worse. I've lived in worse areas, and better.

Honestly, the best way to make money is to buy alot at once and sell alot at once. Trying to make ends on only selling dubs to your friends and your friends' friends will be tough. Try to find someone else looking for a few oz at a time. The price should be still reasonable enough for you guys to be friendly, but you won't have a ton of stuff sitting around at once. The only thing is if you aren't selling fast enough, your bud may go bad.

Honestly, hallucinogens are the way to go.

This is all hypothetical, of course.

Start out buying an ounce or 2 and see how fast you can sell that. Then go for a QP and see how fast you can push that. right now I am pushing a QP in a week my next buy is gonna be a HP. Just dont start out with fucking pounds.

Yes. you know there's not a million customers to be found, you have friends but if they smoke already, they already have a dealer (duh) so you kinda have to either, get them a price break, or some better shit. if they buy from your guy, they're not gonna pay more to YOU, so fuck that.


basically you gotta go to friends of friends, and sometimes shit just falls through too. it's just pretty gay/hard..

trust me..

but if you find, through one of your friends, a new circle of friends who needs some, you're kinda set. But don't think you're gonna be like ROLLIN IN DOUGH! People who don't have dealers, don't buy very much weed. Think like a gram to an eighth at a time, then no more for a week.

sure, it'll probably be good enough to smoke for free + a bit of $, and you won't be working very hard either.. it's just like.. alot of liability.

However I HAVE heard a good method is going to the mall, or hanging out outside a high school.

me and my friend have sat up at the mall many a day.. basically one guy stays in the car, the other guy walks around the entrance looking for shady people.. aka mostly mexicans..

we sold like 150$ worth one day.. but it's all in dimes, took 3 or 4 hours and only equaled ~70$ profit..

(Explanation: 80$ ounce of pop, cut up into 2 gram dimes)

so it looks like alot of money, but you can only jack up the price of weed so much. even some stupid pre-teen looking fag called us out with the short sacks. but he bought one anyway. so the point is, it's gonna be HUSTLING. thats why they call it that. but however, another good method to take is just let people know you have some good shit.. and sit at home waiting for the phone to ring.. you usually wont have to go anywhere, and you'll probably smoke free or better.



TL/DR: Customers are easy to find. Reliable, frequent ones are not.

Word of advice, if you ever go to pick up that much bud at a time without having much expierence, I'd suggest taking 3 or 4 armed friends with you to the deal if you can. At the very least make sure you're strapped. I suggest a a sawed off pump action shotgun inside a large jacket, with a hole in your pocket to operate it.

It's marijuana he's wanting to sell. He didn't ask how to get started selling crack.

Two things.

First, Halluncinogens are not the way to go. They don't make you shit. Shrooms are more or less seasonal, and nobody buys sack after sack. Selling anything that isn't a recreational drug won't cut it, not enough return customers in any given week. Pills are the thing everybody does daily in college now...much better route.

And Second, you don't make shit buying a lot then selling a lot unless you know the grower, then you can work something. The far better way to make money is buy a lot, then selling small sacks. Like dude said though, if you can't move your product you're going to have a lot of dry weed. And nobody wants dry shit. Unless you give them a discount. And by that time you need money to reup so you're desperate.

People who sell only weed do so to smoke for free. Maybe get a few extra bucks for food/gas. But they certainly can't quit their job making burgers, etc.

Unless you'd be willing to start slanging coke too. You can make some change selling coke. And since you're not a cokehead you won't sniff all your product...but, I wouldn't advise this. When was the last time you met a coke dealer who didn't fuck with his own shit? Well actually I knew one, but he never sold it. He only got it from a real dealer if one of his friends wanted some, then he'd tax em...


First things first...You need people to consistantly and reliabably sell to. Get a customer base, then start thinking about being a slanger...Come back and tell us when you've found 15-20 who want to buy weed from you then go pick up a sack.

And like some dude already said, most people that smoke already have a dealer (Unless they just moved to town, or their old dealer got locked up) so you'll need something to lure customers away...such as better shit, lower prices, or both. Also people love dealers who deliver for no charge. Simple.

but I get the feeling you'll just want to go post outside an elementary school and fondle...err, sell to fresh meat. Hook em while they're young and they're yours forever...