So I generally shower 1-2 times a day, I don't pay the water bill and I like to be clean and it relaxes me. Is that so bad? No. But recently the shower has been getting boring. I have a shower radio/cd player, but that's boring. I can never really focus enough to fap in the shower.

But I'll cut to the chase. Shitting. I'm going to save up a huge shit for a few days, eat a lot of fast food to make it into a liquid and spray shit all over the place. This may sound ridiculous and like a troll thread, but I'm dead serious. I started saving up yesterday and I may not be able to wait, I might do it tonight.

Advice on clean up/methods would be helpful.

I will be taking pics of the aftermath before I clean up.

You could invite your gay lover over for some shower time romance..

Sounds like a pretty bad idea.

That certainly does sound exciting.

Sounds like you should Shut The Fuck Up

Fail.

No, this is a terrible thread.

ban plz

Better yet, shit & pee in a 3 liter bottle and ferment into JENKEM!!!!!!!

--KP

How many other people use this shower? Are you going to tell them your marvellous plan?