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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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2008-02-13, 06:41
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Humboldt State University
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I freaking own in bed
My girlfriend, who I've known about two weeks, is awesome and she thinks I'm awesome. We've been having lots of sex lately. Today she showed me her vibrators, including her rabbit vibrator. I expressed interest, and said I'd heard that once you have a rabbit vibrator (and are female) you pretty much never need men again. She said that I am much better than a rabbit vibrator. She has also said that due to my slight build, my long hair, and my tender nature, sleeping with me is like sleeping with a woman who also happens to have a wonderful cock. She's bisexual, and assures me that this is high praise.
I am on top of the freaking World over this praise, and have come here to stroke my ego! Let us all rejoice!
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# 2
2008-02-13, 06:45
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Re: I freaking own in bed
My mom says I'm hot...  |
# 3
2008-02-13, 06:54
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Chernobyl
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Re: I freaking own in bed
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Originally Posted by Starsword
due to my slight build, my long hair, and my tender nature, sleeping with me is like sleeping with a woman
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Yeah, umm you sound like a little bitch.
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# 4
2008-02-13, 06:54
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Yoyo, keep on trollin'!
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Re: I freaking own in bed
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Originally Posted by Starsword
My girlfriend, who I've known about two weeks, is awesome and she thinks I'm awesome. We've been having lots of sex lately. Today she showed me her vibrators, including her rabbit vibrator. I expressed interest, and said I'd heard that once you have a rabbit vibrator (and are female) you pretty much never need men again. She said that I am much better than a rabbit vibrator. She has also said that due to my slight build, my long hair, and my tender nature, sleeping with me is like sleeping with a woman who also happens to have a wonderful cock. She's bisexual, and assures me that this is high praise.
I am on top of the freaking World over this praise, and have come here to stroke my ego! Let us all rejoice!
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Congrats.
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# 5
2008-02-13, 07:05
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D!cks are for my friends
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Re: I freaking own in bed
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Originally Posted by Starsword
My girlfriend, who I've known about two weeks, is awesome and she thinks I'm awesome. We've been having lots of sex lately. Today she showed me her vibrators, including her rabbit vibrator. I expressed interest, and said I'd heard that once you have a rabbit vibrator (and are female) you pretty much never need men again. She said that I am much better than a rabbit vibrator. She has also said that due to my slight build, my long hair, and my tender nature, sleeping with me is like sleeping with a woman who also happens to have a wonderful cock. She's bisexual, and assures me that this is high praise.
I am on top of the freaking World over this praise, and have come here to stroke my ego! Let us all rejoice!
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Dude, you are a pussy bitch. She basically told you that you are a woman with a penis.
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# 6
2008-02-13, 07:28
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abandon all hope, ye who read.
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Re: I freaking own in bed
Woah... You're going to HSU. I live like seven miles away in Eureka.
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# 7
2008-02-13, 07:32
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Master of The Pan Flute
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Re: I freaking own in bed
She's faking it
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# 8
2008-02-13, 07:40
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Re: I freaking own in bed
I'm here from the township of Whereeverthefuckyoulive. Would you like a medal, or a parade? Because the medal can be smelted within a week, but the parade will take a while to organize.
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# 9
2008-02-13, 09:45
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Re: I freaking own in bed
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Originally Posted by almightyares
Dude, you are a pussy bitch. She basically told you that you are a woman with a penis.
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Woman with a penis maybe, but has a wonderful cock none the less.
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# 10
2008-02-13, 11:11
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In my cloud of ghey :P
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Re: I freaking own in bed
But would she throw the rabbit away now she's got you......?
I think not.
Phail.
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