Here's the thing, I'm trying to clean up my life, but I've got to get rid of all the drugs from my past. So last night, as I was trying to empty all my stuff into the garbage, my wife came out and started trying to rip it out of my hands. Needless to say, and argument ensued, and soon the neighbors were in on it too.

We all stood there, arguing over what to do with the dope I wanted to throw out, when suddenly, my neighbor tried to rip in out of my hands. Now, I've got a serious problem.

The bag ripped and the white powder went EVERYWHERE. I mean, it's all over the lawn, the driveway, up and down the street. There's just a bunch of dope out there lying on the street. I'm terrified that the cops will come at any minute.

I mean, this stuff is thick, we're talking several inches just covering everything on the whole street.

So, Free dope, come one come all, bring your straws, your needles whatever, but PLEASE bring a shovel, you can have all of the powder from my driveway, my sidewalks, and even the grass if you promise to be gentle, but bring a TRUCK. There's a lot of this and I don't want any left behind.

First come, first served. Also, my neighbors have offered to let you have the powder on their property as well.

Near Southwest Plaza, email for directions. Hurry, an offer like this won't last long. (And I'm worried the cops are coming, so come QUICK).

idiot.

I'm so confused that this could actually be real considering the retards in the world today.

its not true. OP is a troll. and a lame one at that.

Please, God.

Nuke New York. Now. Hurry.

The bag ripped and the white powder went EVERYWHERE.

I mean, this stuff is thick, we're talking several inches just covering everything on the whole street.

What the fuck kind of bag was that?

Just what the hell were you even thinking when you wrote this? That it actually sounded funny?

scary, I don't think anyone above me actually got the joke.

LULZ!

--KP

yes it's just too lame.

Theres a joke hidden within that?

Theres a joke hidden within that?

he wants people to get rid of his snow. but from what he said it doesn't make sense anyways. fail.

So you just got it?

he wants people to get rid of his snow. but from what he said it doesn't make sense anyways. fail.

Wow. I still don't think thats a joke.

Wow. I still don't think thats a joke.

did i type any variation of 'lol' when i read it?

Theres a bunch in my yard and scattered all through out Ohio so if anyone wants free 'snow' come get it. Crazy dope dealers ditching their shit everywhere, can't believe I'm the only one whos been outside sniffing up drifts all day.

I suggest you get out on your hands and knees with a straw and play "human vacuum cleaner."

i loled

once i figured out he wanted people to shovel the precipitate off of his driveway for him

what the fuck I am sure that I saw this exact same thread posted months ago...word for word

Acolyte arn't welcome around these parts.

its been around for years....

Acolyte arn't welcome around these parts.

shit huffers aren't welcome around these parts

Acolyte arn't welcome around these parts.

Sorry that your a badass that posts on the internet 24/7, I forgot.

shit huffers aren't welcome around these parts

Lmao.. yeah I always think of jenkem everytime I see his name too.

Sorry that your a badass that posts on the internet 24/7, I forgot.

Shut the fuck up