Long story short: School trip tomorrow, smoking is impossible, not enough time to make brownies/cheese crackers/whatever. Reliable (seriously) friend told me that once he ate .5 of decent grade and chewed it up well and felt strong effects. My question is, will eating .5 work? Id love to make cheese crackers, but i dont want to stink up the house and others in the house would b like what the fuck are you microwaving/ovening? So, can I eat .5 and chew it up good and feel effectS?

No. The TCH needs to be activated for it to have any effect. either through heat or...shit, im too stoned to remember the other one.

well i doubt any real effects. and if its tomorrow you could make the crackers, just do it when everyones asleep or something.

Bhang!

Fat and alcohol are the two things THC are most soluble in.

your friend is a fucking idiot. one time in highschool i had this bag of weed that smelled so good i left my class and ate like a 20 piece sticky bud in the bathroom. it tasted fucking disgusting, not nearly as good as it smelled. and i didnt feel anything from it. so if that answers your question..

small cannabutter cook...

figure out a way to make a small alcohol burner... something like removing the top cap out of a small CO2 canister, filling canister with rubbing alcohol, inserting a small piece of cotton cloth that fits in it snugly... find a way to make a stand, clay or something... or find a way to mcgyver something else... i have alcohol stoves made out of fucking coke cans that i have cooked off of but the heat would be a bit much for this sort of thing...

grind up your weed into a powder, add to pyrex measuring cup.. using a typical glass and your risking it cracking and sending hot oil all over the place... add enough oil or butter to cover up the weed. light the burner and gently heat the oil or butter for a while... don't allow it to get hotter than a few hundred degrees... simmer it for as long as you can stand, but i would do it for at least a couple of hours... if you dont care about the taste you dont have to strain it, but its a simple step that makes it a little bit better..

cool and put it on whatever you want...

the whole point is stealth... i have both an alcohol burner and pyrex containers, but im sure this would make my whole house smell like weed

Take two saltines, put organic/all natural peanut butter on each, put powdered or very fine weed on each, slam together, bake for 20 min.

.5g of weed and some oil is going to put off a little bit of smell but the point is that you could do this in your room after your parents go to sleep, and air freshener it all to hell... 14 grams into a bunch of butter for a few hours will make the whole house smell like weed... .5g is not going to be that bad as long as you open your windows, and keep the door shut..