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  #1   Add zuperxtreme to your ignore list  
Old 2008-02-12, 21:43
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Smile Valentine's day
Yes, again. What are you getting your (E)valentine?

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Old 2008-02-12, 22:38
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Nothing, because like much of Totse, I DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE.
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Old 2008-02-13, 04:30
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Nothing, because like much of Totse, I DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE.
speak for yourself negro.
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Old 2008-02-13, 07:35
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Well, for my real Valentine, I'm taking her to a play tomorrow (/today), taking her out for dinner, I wrote her a poem, made her a mix cd, and am buying her chocolates. Then on friday, I'm taking her to a sex shop and we're getting shit to have fun with.

At least, that's the tentative plan.
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  #5   Add Malkog to your ignore list  
Old 2008-02-13, 08:18
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For my real valentine, I'm going to make a certificate that says I bought her a star, or named one after to her.

I would love to buy one but I don't have a lot of cash at the mo. Just lying to her gives the same effect, I just don't have to pay for it.
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Old 2008-02-13, 08:38
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Nothing, because like much of Totse, I DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE.
This.
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Old 2008-02-13, 09:50
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This.
That.
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Old 2008-02-13, 10:53
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£145 (don't know what that is in dollars these days) Steiff teddy bear.

It's lush, i might keep it for myself and get her a card.
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Old 2008-02-13, 11:02
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That.
And again.
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Old 2008-02-13, 11:05
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£145 (don't know what that is in dollars these days) Steiff teddy bear.

It's lush, i might keep it for myself and get her a card.
A teddy bear?...And it's "lush"?

Poof.

And I ain't getting my girl anything...We have decided that Valentines day is a bunch of bullshit and we don't need a specific day to show each other some affection.
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