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Bean_Doodle · #1 2008-02-12, 17:29

In this case it's more like WINcest amirite?

There's a girl in my school who looks almost EXACTLY like Emma Watson (or hermione for you muggle bastards)
We met eyes in the cafeteria once and she was like O_O then she blushed and looked down.
Twas cute.

Then today she added me on my swedish myspace thingy and she's been looking through all my pictures quite religously and she told me to say hi to her and there were lots of

smileys and whatnot.

Plot twist!
She's my cousin XD

But like 3rd cousin and we have never met so it matters not. I dont think she knows.
So fuck it, Im gonna do her, I mean come on! Its Emma Watson! Almost.

So how do I go about not screwing this up?
I walk up to her tomorrow, sweet talk her, then invite her to the party Im going to tomorrow night?

reject · #2 2008-02-12, 17:44

Apparently 3rd cousins are good potential partners cos the genes are distant enough to not be incest, but close enough for perfect matches or something. So 3rd cousin couples often have the most kids or something, or less birth defects. I don't know, I'll try to find the article.

Here - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7233590.stm

xilikeeggs0 · #3 2008-02-12, 18:00

:insert witty redneck joke here:

Oh wait, is it considered an oxymoron to use the words 'redneck' and 'witty' in the same sentence?

Bean_Doodle · #4 2008-02-12, 18:07

I checked.
We're not related by blood at all. Just by marriage.

Woot! Im gonna hump Emma Watson!

xilikeeggs0 · #5 2008-02-12, 18:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bean_Doodle View Post

I checked.
We're not related by blood at all. Just by marriage.

Woot! Im gonna hump Emma Watson!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Agent 008 · #6 2008-02-12, 19:24

Taking into account how Swedish chicks are hot in general, and other circumstances surrounding this thread, pics are now obligatory.

CarbonB · #7 2008-02-12, 19:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bean_Doodle View Post

In this case it's more like WINcest amirite?

There's a girl in my school who looks almost EXACTLY like Emma Watson (or hermione for you muggle bastards)
We met eyes in the cafeteria once and she was like O_O then she blushed and looked down.
Twas cute.

Then today she added me on my swedish myspace thingy and she's been looking through all my pictures quite religously and she told me to say hi to her and there were lots of

smileys and whatnot.

Plot twist!
She's my cousin XD

But like 3rd cousin and we have never met so it matters not. I dont think she knows.
So fuck it, Im gonna do her, I mean come on! Its Emma Watson! Almost.

So how do I go about not screwing this up?
I walk up to her tomorrow, sweet talk her, then invite her to the party Im going to tomorrow night?

Seriously dude, you are in a school full of chicks. I think the opportunity is only being talked about because you have NO OTHER OPTIONS!

KamikazePimp · #8 2008-02-12, 20:20

Go for it! Pics or GTFO!

--KP

zuperxtreme · #9 2008-02-12, 21:04

I believe that I speak in behalf of &T when I say: PICS or GTFO.

Nudes preferably.

Bean_Doodle · #10 2008-02-12, 21:09

These are the best ones I can find.
Like I said, she's a shy girl, not alot of her face online.
Just take my word that she very much looks like Hermione irl

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