i need to get my bitch an abortion but theres no clinics close by that will preform one and i gotta do it before she starts getting fat

so.... how does this whole coathanger proceedure work? is it pretty straight forward, like do i just ram it up there and hook it around the little bastard or is it a tedious and drawn out like ripping off limb by limb until it's all gone? is there any health risk involved? i have antibiotics on hand

Its pretty simple. Have you gone fishing before? Same principle. You might wanna get her really drunk before though. That way not only will it hurt her less (meh) but you'll also get to have one last go at her before you mangle her pussy up.

what do you mean mangle her cooch up? is that part of the proceedure or can it be avoided?

Your best bet, actually, would be to just beat her severely between her belly button and her pussy. That way she'll just have a miscarriage and it'll get flushed out of her snatch naturally. Shit's been done for ages.

couldnt that cause internal bleeding or some shit?

Are you implying that shoving a coat hanger up someone's vagina to abort a baby is safe?

Also before she bleeds out due to the alcohol and your inexperience.

No clinics close by? I live in the bible belt and have clinics close by.

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Sorry, couldn't help it.

if done carefully why not?

Do you not get how troll threads work?