Stop underage/mooching.......and give out some Datura cigarettes to the highscool fagots that bother you every fucking day....like you are a free cigarette machine.


Tired of that co-worker who thinks you are a cigarette machine, yet never buy's her own packs.....Datura cigarettes are the answer.

You could very well be charged with murder. Bad idea.

Datura + traffic = death = you go to jail and get raped.

they would probably get one good taste of it and wonder why it taste off...

unless you were willing to do an AB extraction to a decent extent disolve an appropriate amount of it in alcohol soak the tobacco with this and evaporate the alcohol or other solvent... datura laced tobacco...

That would be rather cruel, don't you think...?

I mean all you have to simply say is NO to who ever it is who is mooching off you, you do have a mouth -don't you? There is no need to feel so helpless and in result have to do such a thing to another human being you sick son-of-a-bitch. :)

All I know is if I was ever laced or secretly poisoned which is what you would be doing, I would severely hurt the person responsible, no question...

.peace.

EDIT: After reading a few replies i have realized my stupidity.....Scratch the previous idea

Back to the drawing board:

How about........ DMSO based Datura personal lubricant?

That would be rather cruel, don't you think...?

I mean all you have to simply say is NO to the person who is mooching off you, you do have a mouth -don't you? There is no need to feel so helpless and in result have to do such a thing to another human being you sick son-of-a-bitch. :)

All I know is if I was ever laced or secretly poisoned which is what you would be doing, I would severely hurt the person responsible, no question...

.peace.

but...but...a pack is more then an hours wage. http://mr.troligt.com/leet/dawson-crying.jpg

Go for it OP, post pics/vids

wait are you serious?

if so.....you are a sick, sick human being.....

but...but...a pack is more then an hours wage. http://mr.troligt.com/leet/dawson-crying.jpg

:) Which is the reason why you should quit altogether...

And lulz @ the statement with picture...

.peace.

Dude... that is a totally NOT libertarian thing to do. Needless to say, I don't approve.

Besides, what do you have against underage smokers, huh? Who are you to say whether or not people under the age of 18 can do whatever the hell they want to their own body?

firecrackers work...


be careful with jumping jacks, theres a good chance he/she would get a few..



did it to a roommate i had, stopped asking anyone for cigarettes, not just me..

http://lh3.google.com/poulinbash/Rr_jVcSiYeI/AAAAAAAAAiI/pkKFeSl67aY/P1080060.JPG?imgmax=800

"Hey bro, can I have a smoke?"

http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2007/10/general-outrage.jpg

"No! Piss off and buy your own!"

It works, trust me.

just fill it with weed or some similar smokeable. They feel strange and don't expect it so it hits them at the wrong time.

A sophomore in my school actually took a cig, put some poppy weed and strong extracted salvia he had left over in a cigarette and gave it to somebody he hated to smoke before lunch period. Lulz ensued

This belongs in Bad Ideas.

Attempted murder at best

I already see what is happening. Everybody comes and jacks your cigarettes because they know you won't complain or say shit. You pussy out and get run over by everybody.

but...but...a pack is more then an hours wage.

You need a much, much better job.