So there's this guy that my girlfriend was seeing before me. He has been telling her that she should be with him and making up a whole bunch of bullshit about me.

Pissed me right off.

I'm 17, my girlfriend is 17 and this guy is 18. I know I can kick his ass no problem. I'm a lot bigger than him and he's a bitch.

Should I...

A. Cave his fucking head in.

B. Wait and see if he says anything else then hunt him down and give the cocksucker the beating of his life.

or C. Do nothing because I know my girlfriend loves me, won't leave me or cheat on me.

If I smash him out the only consequences are I won't be able to show up to most parties around here without a crew of huge backup because he has a lot of tough buddies older than me. Still don't give a fuck.

You should

Shut up, Acolyte.

I would just call him and tell him if he ever talks to her again he will be visiting the hospital. If he does, then kick his ass. Badly.

Kid's a fuckin' goof anyways. Thinks he's all "cool" shit.

It would be a lot simpler to tell his g/f to quit talking to the guy.

I mean if they are no longer dating, and he is only talking to her to undermine her relationship, then what is the point of her talking to him?

I fuckin' hear that n' shit.

Lulz for being 17 and completely insecure. Your bitch gf just wants the attention you give her by being a jealous dumbass. She also would love the drama that would ensue from you beating some guy.

Solutions:
1. trust her and ignore it. don't let it bother you.
2. tell her you know about it in a completely joking way. laugh about how pathetic the guy is.
3. break up with her for being retarded.

Notice that beating this guy is not a solution. Why? You're a moron if you thinking punching this guy will solve anything. You'll only cause more problems, and she'll get lots of satisfaction out of it. Plus if he is such a big bitch (as you say he is) that he calls the cops on you for beating his, you'll be the one in trouble, not him. Now grow up and deal with the situation in a mature manner.

lol.... she doesn't want me to do anything. and he talks to her she doesn't go talking to him.

Kick his ass dude!!!

C.

But mail him pics of you guys doing it, just to piss him off.