Went to Walmart today to buy some spraypaint and while I was walking around I noticed a large hunting knife priced $19.98 that caught my interest. So I put it under my belt but my belt wasn't tight enough so I was walking around and it fell out into my pant leg, eventually falling out all together as I was walking. At this point I should have iven up but I was too confident and just picked it right back up and into my waist again. Walked over with my spraypaint and bought it. I knew there wasn't a sensor tag on it because I thoroughly checked it, so I casually walked out the doors with receipt in hand.

Then I feel two hands grab my shoulders and two security guards escort me to the security room. They scanned my ID, took the knife, and made me sign a paper saying I'll never lay foot in ANY walmart again (they have the best paint prices too, damnit). While I was in there I was joking around with them because they did seem like pretty cool guys, we were watching this black guy on one of the cameras pocket a wireless mouse in his girlfriends purse. All in all, they let me go, no cops evolved, but if I go there again I'll go to jail.

Lesson: Don't fuck with Walmart. Atleast not the one where I went.

Summarization:
You got caught shop lifting at Walmart;
'no cops evolved'. Lol ,you fail at basic English.

Basically, you sonny, are mentally retarded

Yup, I wrote the wrong word. Thanks for your contribution to this thread.

Like pokemon?

Did they go after the black dude stealing the mouse?

He was still walking around the store when they let me go. They can't do anything until you actually leave the store.

Man after catching you and spotting the black guy they should have at least got a lvl up.

i got banned from walmart at the age of 12. I got out with ten ipods (First-generation) once, w/o getting caught by the LP's. When I was banned, I came marching back in two MONTHS later, and they'd basically forgotten about me. Nobody even cared to stop me when I pocketed the discs to the SIMS game.

And you call yourself a "Legit User"...

They'll forget about you.

and dont be such an arrogant jackass next time. Don't let it fall out of your pocket