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  #1   Add Leon2006 to your ignore list  
Old 2008-02-10, 16:14
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Question Im planning to torture someone

Well when i eventually catch him, it will be a very long, slow and painfull procedure.

Ive written down on my list the typical tools/equipment i will need for the torture once hes strapped into the steel chair i made.

But can any of you give me some more ideas for torture weapons and methods/techniques to use?
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Old 2008-02-10, 16:47
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yeah heres a good technique go buy a cordless drill and attach a corn on the cob to it and stick it up your ass while jumping off a bridge to your death
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  #3   Add Codems to your ignore list  
Old 2008-02-10, 16:48
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you might still be able to get away with water-boarding, at least the government does
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Old 2008-02-10, 17:14
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Load him up on ecstacy and meth and various other amphetamines before-hand; so he has to pay attention
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Old 2008-02-10, 17:57
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take a soldering iron and shove it in his urethra.........how fucked up is that....
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Old 2008-02-10, 18:23
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you might still be able to get away with water-boarding, at least the government does
hahah
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Old 2008-02-10, 19:04
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Tie him to a tree, cover him in BBQ sauca and honey, and let the insects do the dirty work for ya!

--KP
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Old 2008-02-11, 01:25
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tie him to a pole and burn him with a lighter. thousands of times.
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Old 2008-02-11, 02:38
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watch hostel and saw series
im sure you can pick something up
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Old 2008-02-11, 02:54
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This is a fucked up thread, I hope you are trolling, OP.

But if you aren't, what the circumstances that led up to torture?
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Old 2008-02-11, 04:51
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This is a fucked up thread, I hope you are trolling, OP.

But if you aren't, what the circumstances that led up to torture?
this.
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Old 2008-02-11, 05:07
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Blowtorch + soles of their feet.
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Old 2008-02-11, 16:08
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Sleep deprivation, pull toenails and fingernails out with pliers, pull teeth out with pliers...

Even though I think you won't go through with this, It's not exactly my thing, but the list is endless I guess, be creative...
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Old 2008-02-11, 21:48
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The list IS endless.

But the number-one thing nobody wants is : TO SEE THEMSELVES TORTURED.

Think up your own routine. No routine is ever the same. or not that I know of. But anyway, make sure you have a full-size mirror sitting right in front of his chair.

So he can witness every single aspect of pain, view the damage, and give himself lifelong mental problems/nightmares.
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Old 2008-02-11, 22:59
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nail his fingers through the finger nails into a piece of wood. Yes all 10 of them. Then just leave him there listening to this on repeat...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

That will drive anyone insane.
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Old 2008-02-12, 11:44
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The list IS endless.

But the number-one thing nobody wants is : TO SEE THEMSELVES TORTURED.

Think up your own routine. No routine is ever the same. or not that I know of. But anyway, make sure you have a full-size mirror sitting right in front of his chair.

So he can witness every single aspect of pain, view the damage, and give himself lifelong mental problems/nightmares.
And have their eyes kept open with something sharp. Maybe cut off his eye lids first? So that he is forced to watch himself in the mirror.
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Old 2008-02-12, 12:00
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Axe + strong scissors/bolt cutters + blow torch + hacksaw + tourniquets(you dont want him to die too fast)

Just cut his fingers off slowly(at each joint), arm by arm, and then his toes, then his arms, legs, and everything else in between(cut his legs in half, ie. in between the knee and the ankle, also his arms).

Then, when he's still alive make slashes all across his torso, and set fire to his de-limbed torso. Then just pile his arms + legs on top of him and maybe piss on him for added effect


(i like the idea with the soldering iron, but a blowtorch + steel bar/skewer works aswell)

edit: use a strap him in the chair, and put mirrors all around for him to watch himself
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Old 2008-02-12, 19:10
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Just shove a toothpick up his dick. Maybe a knive up his ass.
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Old 2008-02-12, 23:35
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Load him up on ecstacy and meth and various other amphetamines before-hand; so he has to pay attention
shut the fuck up. n00b.
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Old 2008-02-14, 01:23
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For the final stage of his torture you should make him swallow gas then poke a hole through his stomach and light it on fire death by internal combustion.
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