Are always miserable. Seriously, even when your nice to them they're miserable. The shit is totally depressing. And you get these fat, I mean real fat girls who always enjoy themselves when they're out.

WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU SMILE?

So I'm chatting to a set last night, well more dancing really and I take one (8) to a less crowded part of the club. I tell a few stories and we start petting and shit in no time:

"I'm trying so hard not to kiss you right now"
"I have a boyfriend you know"
"I understand"

Then we make out. Pretty weird but awesome at the same time. Its going better then OK, lots of signs she likes me and I like her too. Then her hottttt friend that I met before (9) and another friend i haven't met yet comes along. Guess what, the one I havent met before is the ugly miservale girl. Why the fuck does our society conform to cliché's and stereotypes?

Anyway I high 5 the Hot babe 9 but the other one won't high 5 me. I'm like "wtf". Shes giving me a totally evil stare and before I know it she has dragged my target away from me.

I tell-ya I fucking hate ugly girls interrupting my shit. I was nice to her and everything, offered a high 5. Acted like she hurt my feelings when she refused. Nothing.

Any advice here, its happened before you see. It's always the less attractive girls as-well.

What?

I don't like to step down to this sort of speak, but..

Meet the mother hen. Usually is the larger or uglier chick, and her goal is to keep guys away from her friends, or at least guys that don't pass her screening process.

5 bucks says you got the evil eye and cockblocked because you were picking up/making out with a chick who she knew had a boyfriend. Smooth one.

Advice is to not be a dick, basically?

Well, if you think about it, being an ugly chick must really suck.

I mean, even if you're an ugly bloke you can look tough and get laid - and even failing that you can always go do something cool. Ugly chicks can't do any of that.

You are a tool.

and just why is that faggot?

Be wary of the mother hens and fat friends.

It's best to distract them with sandwiches or ice cream. Seriously, be firm to these bitches, tell them "this is a private conversation between two adults, why don't you go fuck off and find your own private party elsewhere?"

Or just insult them to the point of tears.

She has a boyfriend. The girl was being a good friend; it has nothing to do with her appearance.

Let people make their own choices and mistakes.

She can't protect her forever. Let her fuck some guy, if she's willing to do it now she'll probably be willing to do it in the future. At least this way her boyfriend finds out sooner rather than later.

If your girlfriend was drunk and some guy pushed to pick her up, how would you feel about the friend who stepped in?

Would you tell them to piss off and let her make her own mistakes?

I know more than a few girls that ask their friends to step in because their judgment gets impaired while they're out drinking. It happens, as I'm sure you're aware. Beyond that, I know guys that ask for the same reminder.