Hi, How do you get rid of someone's dog without them knowing?

The person is very attached to the dog, and may go as far as possible to findout why\how the animal was killed.

I don't want to do this (really), And am just trying to see how creative you guys could be.

if it's a friendly dog just walk up to it and give it a good blow to the head with a bat. or use cloriform. then bag it and dump it.

make sure u dont get caught cuz
this is a good way to get killed

You should only kill a dog to put it out of extreme misery (ie it got ran over by a truck) or if it's extremely dangerous and is attacking kids or something. If you hate someone don't be a fucking cowardly bitch and take it out on their dog, have some balls and go directly after the person.

QFT. Killing an animal is wrong take your pansy ass to this person and take care of it that way. However, you'll probably be unsuccessful anyways because the dog will maul you once he smells your vagina and you'll be attacked instead.

Pick it up and keep it for awhile. When signs go up take the dog back to the owner and say "Hey. I have found your dog. Someone was loading it into the back of their truck. He made me pay $50 (or a lesser if they are poor) to get the dog back because I know how much it sucks to lose a pet and if I didnt get it back, you would of never seen it again. He said he was moving to a different state." The owner proceeds to pay you the $50.

Its not killing the dog but you get $50 and the owners get worried when it goes missing. You could also see if they put up a reward for it. If they are attached to it, they will pay a fair bit of money as a reward.

Hah, I would never personally do this, I just watched the dog killer episode of Seinfeld

why don't you just steal the dog then sell it, no dogs die, you profit.

If I had to dispose of a dog, I'd make sure to lure it away during broad daylight, doing so at night might make foul play suspect.

Once I had it lured away, I'd kill it quickly and painlessly. Bag it up, throw it in the truck and drive up to the mountains.

Dig a grave, fill it quarter ways with lime and other corrosives and proceed to de-bag the dog. Throw the dog into the pit of corrosiveness and pour some more lime on him then proceed to cover the hole up.

Then I'd burn the bloody package I bagged him in and proceed to drive home.

I would grind up a bunch of sleeping pills and either mold the powder into the shape of a dog treat or wrap it up in a tortilla.