A merkin is a pubic wig. My gf unfortunately shaves and I like it hairy. I looked everywhere for one. Even the pr0n shops around here don't carry them. They looked at me like I was crazy.

Anyone ever come across them?

--KP

You are crazy. Thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard.

If you really like it hairy, just tell her not to shave. Who the fuck wants a pussy with a toupee?

I fapped :\

This one.

Buy a typical toupee, cut to fit, add glue?

Just cut off some of her hair while she's sleeping and glue it to her vag. She'll be so happy when she wakes up in the morning.

She does NOT listen to me!! I've tried everything except slapping her & sending her barefoot into the kitchen to cook me some falafels.

--KP

better yet, cut off some of yours and do it. looks more realistic that way.
be sure to use epoxy.

She's a VERY light sleeper

--KP

That's where ya went wrong my friend.