This morning I had to take care of some stuff and I got rather hungry. Larry’s sub shop happened to be right across from the DMV so I stopped in for lunch. its important to mention I got a friend of mine a job their and he was fired for being a devil worshiper (what actually happened was he decided to quit, but wanted to freak out the overzealous Christian owner by speaking in demonic tongues and telling her the plague was coming until she canned him)

anyways the lady recognized me as I came in and went to the back of the store (probably to get some holy water to throw on me in case I got out of line)

she sent a rather cute high school aged girl to the front counter to take my order. it was odiously her first day. I jokingly gave her a hard time about not being able to ring in my order and she replied "why don’t you come back behind the counter and show me a few things since u sound like you know what your doing" she said this with her finger in her mouth so I couldn’t help but flirt back. I should mention this was all very harmless flirting to me. I have a girlfriend and this girl wasn’t all that attractive.

anyways skip forward 10 minutes later im eating at the counter talking to the girl since the restraunt was completely empty and the owner came out and fired her on the spot for "being sinful"


I got a bag for the rest of my food and walked out to my car and she was standing by the door. I gave her a look and kept walking and she said "what the fuck?!" and I was like ..what? and she’s like I get fired for you and your not even going to offer me a ride home or ask for my number.

I said yea..sorry

and then I left.


im such a dick.

you suck a dick? ew.

Its not your fault the owner couldn't handle two people of different sex talking to each other, some people still think its the middle ages

lol. funny story. your not a dick though you already got a bitch what else were you supposed to do?

Surely that's illegal. (Firing her for that, not you being a dick)

tl/dr

If this keeps the front page long enough I'll try to come back and read it ,but right now I feeling like raping unborn babies as they start to exist the womb.

Your profile says you're from Amsterdam? That's odd, because I didn't think people ate subs in Holland due to the enormous amounts of time you spend giving each other sex change operations and pre-op blowjobs on every sidewalk?

If only we cared what a homeless man thought...

LOL i wouldnt say youre a dick, id say the shop owner is a bitch and that girl expected too much. srsly, ive never known anyone to be fired for being "sinful", and why would someone think being fired for the fucking stupid reason of being a normal person and talking to the opposite sex deserves your number?

a dick for not telling us what type of sandwiches you bought!!