My friends say I'm fucked up after I smoke weed. I smoke a dime and I hear voices, I see fucking blue care bears jumping around and I constantley hear voices, while theyr still complaing that they haven't had enough. They also said they never felt that way before either. Everytime I smoke I think my hands are as big as those foam finger ones, and my head is a big ass baloon.
So whats wrong with me?

So whats wrong with me?

You're an Acolyte.

wtf is an acolyte. Sounds like some world of war craft shit or something.

You're either lying, smoking pcp, or hardcore skitzo.

Im not lying, and im definatley smoking weed.
maybe i didnt describe it enough...
my hallucinations are very faded, as if made of a fog, however, i can tell that theyr not real no problem

But the noises I hear sound like theyr actually happening. On time I thoght the cops were coming for 30 minute, and I thought my friend was yelling. I tell myself that its just the weed but im never really sure. The only time im sure is when I hear a real sound because it sounds louder, and it cancels outt the other shit

Obvious troll is OBVIOUS.

You're an Acolyte.

This.

Edit: Is registration open?

god damn it straight answers. Im getting WoW shit, this dude saying im a troll from dungeon and dragons, what does this shit mean?

Edit: Is registration open?

Not currently.

I've had a crazy psychadelic experience on weed. I'll quote myself here


"well i've only done it once, and it did end badly. My body just couldn't absorb all the thc and i started to puke violently right before i passed out, and woke up with the worst headache of my life. But this exeperience was far more psychadelic and euphoric than even mescaline.

I won't use this method again, because i hate the smell/taste, but I made weed peanut butter. I simply chopped up a bud (don't know how much it weighed or it's potency, but i bet it was maybe between 0.75g - 1.5g's.) finely. Then i put in it some peanut butter and made sure all the weed was covered up by it. Then i popped it in the microwave until the weed was brown/almost black. It didn't taste so bad the first time.

I ate the whole thing like pudding, not knowing what would come. After maybe an hour, I felt not much more than some relaxation. So i'm like fuck this shit, never doing it again. Then I decided to go for a walk. This is when the fun started, and ultra time dilation began taking effect.

I was half way up a steep hill to the avenue, and i decided to call my friend. I couldn't talk coherently at all. It was like gibberish/laughter, and i couldn't form a sentence no matter how hard i tried. I just hung up and continued walking.

When I was on the sidewalk of the avenue, i was almost peaking. It's difficult to describe, so bear with me. Everything seemed much bigger than it really was, and it had everything seemed "bright". It just looked so much cooler than it really was. You'd have to experience it yourself to see what i mean. I've had the best time of my life, and all it consisted of was walking to the ghandi mart and back. So heres basically the positive and negative effects i've experienced.

- visual imagery manifested in my vision (kinda like hallucinations - i could see what i was "feeling" about whatever i was looking at, or what was going on in my mind)
- extreme euphoria
- brightened colors and indescribable alteration of appearance (kind of looked like what some people describe the high astral planes as looking like)
- physical size and time dilation (things looked much bigger, or smaller than they really were, and time went by really slow)
- bad cottonmouth
- severly decreased coordination
- laughter, smiling
- nausea
- hangover
- simultaneous pleasant body feel and dissociation
- delirium/weird thoughts
- tunnel vision like effect

Despite the negative effects, it was very worth it. I would definately do it again, but i'll experiment more with the dosage to find the perfect amount."

It is because you touch your best friends penis at night. Faggot.

ive have had some fairly psychedelic experiences with weed when my tolerance was down... especially when i first started smoking...

As i sat there taking several rips of dank weed from a bong it didn't occur to me that the high take a few minutes to finally hit you... 1 would have been good enough but i took 3... to anyone with any tolerance that is not alot by any means but with dank and someone with absolutely no tolerance, it will knock them out of their head for the next hour....

i took 3 bong rips and laid back trying to stop coughing and get my breathing back in order... then it all just sort of hit me as if i stepped in front of a bus... My head was filled with this insanely loud ringing, there was pressure in my head and everything was spinning... i heard sounds that weren't there... the music was giving my closed eye visuals... and thoughts would become so vivid they would overtake reality, this added alot of confusion because it was hard to differentiate what was real and what wasn't but if i fought it i could crawl out of those thoughts and be back in my room laying on the bed... nothing made sense and i almost had a panic attack but i had enough rationality to stop that... it took 45 minutes to come down enough for it to start being comfortable at all...

my friend had a similar experience when i introduced him to weed... he had the thought of "its just weed" and despite my warnings that it would be a mind fuck he went with it and took a few bong rips of the headies i had... weed was the only time ive ever seen this kid lose his cool with a drug... he handled acid like it was nothing, probably better than i did, but after the high hit him he freaked out and started yelling about how it hurt to think and blabbering nonsense to himself... but when he came down a bit and got the munchies he started to enjoy himself... he didn't regret smoking headies the first time even though he freaked a bit...

I've only ever had one "hallucination" while smoking weed. I had been smoking a ton of hash oil that night and was driving home at like 3am. Theres a giant cow barn with a roof made out of I guess thick white plastic tarp. So at night with all the lights on inside the roof is really bright. So as I'm passing by there's leafy trees going past between me and the barn. And as clear as a television set there was a black and white "talkie" movie playing on the roof of this barn.

It was sort of a trick of shadows and trees, but to me there were 20 foot faces talking to each other.

It was really cool. I have never had a visual experience on pot that was as pronounced.

1) are you on any kind of medication? I've heard of SSRIs and MAOIs potentiating the effects of marijuanna in certain individuals.

2) are you taking psychadelics? You could be experiencing a flashback.

Troll:
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
Urban Dictionary is your friend.

(WoW has trolls too.)

Edit for some actual content:
If you're getting effects like that you should:
a. Count yourself lucky to get results like that.
b. Investigate from some more reliable sources than totse what's going on, it could be a sign of something serious, or it could just be some lucky fluke of brain chemistry that makes you very responsive to thc.

nope...

I'm guessing your relatively new to smoking.
Amirite?


Well... i know a few people who've seen shit like that.
One actually quit cause he freaked out to much.

Anyway, i figure it's just your mind filling in the blank or boring spots in your vision.

I got real mild ones back in the day too. :)

Basically when i first started smoking i would get closed eye hallucinations, distorted sounds and louder or softer sounds. Your friends suck balls.

thick white plastic tarp. So at night with all the lights on inside the roof is really bright.

Sounds like a grow house you should check it out.

Are they putting anything in your weed?

YOU ARE SO STUPID, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO KILL YOU!

obviously youre going to die. so start mailing me your weed, and ill smoke it for you, while you slowly bleed out your ass, fag.

Haha you guys think you had bad stuff happen.

Like the 3rd or 4th time i ever smoked, it was some dro, out of an apple pipe with an oversized bowl.. a gram of dro between three

I went crazy, I tried to walk but I kept being thrown back into my old spot.. like i'd step, then i'd like LAG and go back a step.

i can't explain it to this day.

but also that time, I thought I was dead, we were walking down a major street, with cars flying by but i couldnt hear anything but myself yelling "AM I DEAD!" so we headed back for my friends house, i stepped onto the lawn like 30 feet away and i just snapped out of consciousness.. then i magically transportred.. then, just like those scenes in the movies, where the guy gets hit by a baseball and he awakes to people around him..

it happened. i open my eyes on the couch and there is everyone looking intrigued.

Then, I got back and ate the most bullshit food ever, a cereal sandwich for gods sake.
on waffles.